An ending i wouldn't mind seeing called "Karma is a bitch"
One day Kirito discover Asuna and Pignoda going at it like fuck piglets, he keeps his calms and breaks with Asuna, Asuna seeing her mistake and with her mental state, she decide to commit suicide, thus Pignoda lose having noone left, Liz finaly catch him and chop of his fat dick and stuff it in Pignoda's mouth and ties him up in a public place with a plate saying "Oink Oink i'm a pig who only fucks sows", later the police bust him and put him jail for rape of 100s of women that finaly dare stand up.