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I can come up with a theory as to why some people on this forum (including me) don't like what's going on in the game. I think the author actually has a twin brother! And they both write this game. One before lunch, and the other after lunch. One of them values Asuna and Kirito's relationship, while the other wants a hard NTR for Asuna.
So we get roughly the following development every update.
Asuna at the beginning of the day.
A: God, I love Kirito so much. I need to end all relations with Inoda.
Asuna meets Inoda.
A: From now on, no more vulgarity between us. Don't even offer me anything. I love only Kirito and I'm going to tie my life together! Sit down and think about what you're going to do next in your life. I'm going to take a shower to wash off this disgusting smell!
It's lunchtime in our world and the second author brother comes. - What did my twin write here? Yeah, I get it! Well, let's continue...
Asuna comes out of the shower and sees Inoda sitting on the couch and jerking off his dick.
A: Wow! This is the coolest dick I've ever seen in my life! Can I play with it?
Inoda: Uh... Asuna, wait... You... What are you doing?! You just told me...
A: I can't?
Inoda: Of course you can. It's been so long since we've had sex. And you love sex with me. Come on, hurry up and get to bed - we're going to fuck!
It's dinnertime in our world and the second author brother goes to the kitchen. The first one decides to write a few lines of his own.
Inoda fucks Asuna on the bed.
A: Inoda, how can you? I told you I don't want to do things like this with you anymore. My beloved Kirito is waiting for me at home!
Inoda's thoughts: Damn! Damn! Damn! Her mental fortitude has increased again! And I thought I had her completely conquered… I don’t know what to do anymore!
The second author brother returns from dinner.

What the hell are you doing here? I’m writing a scene right now! Now free the computer!
Let’s continue…
A: That’s it, get off me, I don’t want this anymore!
Inoda: That’s what your mouth says, but your body says otherwise! I know how to give you real pleasure! I’m going to speed up now!
A: Oh, my God! It’s so good! I’m cumming! Yes, fuck me more! Fuck me harder!
Inoda: What about your beloved Kirito?
A: This guy’s dick is nothing compared to yours. I only want to fuck you. Come on, cum inside me…
The day is over.
In the morning, the first twin brother sits down at the keyboard again.
Asuna opens her eyes. She's lying in bed in a puddle of Inoda's sperm.
Asuna: I... LOVE KIRITO!

Well, the twin brothers also have a cousin. He comes to visit them about once every 2-3 months. He looks at what his relatives have written and says:
You're writing this crap again... How many times do I have to tell you. The best girl in the entire SAO series is Suguha! Come on, step aside. I'll write a quest now.
So we get some of the most interesting quests and an original character, but since he only gets involved in the process once every 2-3 months and only during lunch breaks, Suguha gets so little screen time(

This is what people who agree with me are unhappy about))))
If the guy before lunch wrote the entire game, then there would be no NTR since Asuna should value her relationship with Kirito. Also, thanks for writing next update where Asuna asks for it. That hasn't happened yet. Inoda begs for it or literally forces every time. Asuna is clearly a horrible person or just really dumb, but the plot also forces this on her being stuck in these situations like witnessing "Kirito" cheat, hotel, or broken Yui event chain. I honestly enjoy the helplessness that comes from these external forces.
 
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Aniky Light

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I would like it if Fujino would keep the menu interface similar to SAO for the next game, in the sense that it shows what the girl does with the ugly bastard
 

mos555

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Who doesn't recognize the woman he love and know very well, by a simple black line that covers her eyes?
Short answer: Kirito ..... (the bro is blind):KEK:
Although if Fujino had thought a little, it could easily have been explained by Administrator's intervention. Any image of Asuna blurs in Kirito's mind. It would be funny if Asuna sent Kirito a photo, and Kirito would say, -"It's weird how blurry the photo is, couldn't Asuna take a photo properly. Oh well.". But the maestro didn't bother himself, and Kirito just suffers from selective blindness.
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By the way, has the subject of hallucinations also disappeared? It seems that in the last 2 updates there was nothing at all about Kirito's hallucinations.
 
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kinglionheart

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By the way, has the subject of hallucinations also disappeared? It seems that in the last 2 updates there was nothing at all about Kirito's hallucinations.
I think Kirito would only see hallucinations in FOG places where Pig & Hoe had sex. In the last updates Kirito didn't go to any place where they spanked so no place for hallucinations to appear. With the shift to IRL there might not be anymore need for hallucinations. The hotel camera taken its place.
 
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mos555

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I think Kirito would only see hallucinations in FOG places where Pig & Hoe had sex. In the last updates Kirito didn't go to any place where they spanked so no place for hallucinations to appear. With the swift to IRL there might be no more need for hallucinations. The hotel camera taken its place.
It's a logical explanation, but we need to see what happens in the next update. I have a thought that if Fujino reworked the content of the choices before starting the game into others, that definitely have a different meaning, then now this whole storyline with Kirito's training to be a willing cuckold is simply unnecessary. So maybe Fujino just threw hallucinations out of the game, it didn't really matter yet anyway. Moreover, Suguha can identify the traces of sex between Asuna and Inoda without any hallucinations.
 

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I think Kirito would only see hallucinations in FOG places where Pig & Hoe had sex. In the last updates Kirito didn't go to any place where they spanked so no place for hallucinations to appear. With the shift to IRL there might not be anymore need for hallucinations. The hotel camera taken its place.
He seemed to experience hallucinations irl as well. For instance, when he met Sinon in the hospital, he hallucinated that she was naked.
 
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900bs

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That was his imagination I guess, all the hallucinations have been only Asuna related so far.
No, I don't think so. Given the context of what was happening, it was definitely a hallucination. I'd double-check to be sure, but that scene is at 6/30, and since you can only start from 6/27, I'm too lazy to play through it.
 
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No, I don't think so. Given the context of what was happening, it was definitely a hallucination. I'd double-check to be sure, but that scene is at 6/30, and since you can only start from 6/27, I'm too lazy to play through it.
We'll see, maybe, not worth going back and play again :LOL:
 
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kinglionheart

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No, I don't think so. Given the context of what was happening, it was definitely a hallucination. I'd double-check to be sure, but that scene is at 6/30, and since you can only start from 6/27, I'm too lazy to play through it.
I remember that scene. That particular Sinon was weird and out of place. All the hallucinations in FOG as we know are actually real events that happen. But the Sinon scene was the only IRL hallucination and why did he only see her naked instead of something like being fucked by Hebishima? If we get more IRL hallucinations then I might change my mind but now I think it was a red herring. Kirito thought it was a hallucinations but he was just horny for Sinon. :BootyTime:
 
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I remember that scene. That particular Sinon was weird and out of place. All the hallucinations in FOG as we know are actually real events that happen. But the Sinon scene was the only IRL hallucination and why did he only see her naked instead of something like being fucked by Hebishima? If we get more IRL hallucinations then I might change my mind but now I think it was a red herring. Kirito thought it was a hallucinations but he was just horny for Sinon. :BootyTime:
Maybe that's the case, or maybe it was just a coincidence. After all, Kirito started hallucinating because of Liz's device that exploded, not due to the Administrator's will, and he's already recovered. That's why he doesn't have any hallucinations in the last two updates.
 
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I think maybe we're all taking this game too seriously. I skipped basically the entire Alice subplot, I'm sitting here skipping the latest text and then this happens:
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I don't know why this happened, but you know what? I'll take it! Let's not overthink it, let's just thank Fujino for bringing ass-shaking Alice into the world...
 

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kinglionheart

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Maybe that's the case, or maybe it was just a coincidence. After all, Kirito started hallucinating because of Liz's device that exploded, not due to the Administrator's will, and he's already recovered. That's why he doesn't have any hallucinations in the last two updates.
Liz's device exploding did happen right before Kirito started having hallucinations and if he only saw things that were not real then I would agree with you. But seeing Inoda and Asuna's actual activities in-game is the kind of fuckery that only Administrator should be able to pull off. But I do agree with you that it is probably because Kirito has recovered that we won't see anymore hallucinations.

He IRL halucinated Sugu was sucking off Inoda.
It does seem like a hallucination. A hallucination many cultists here had. ;) But since Kirito was wondering what getting head from a cousin would be like and he wasn't surprised when he saw himself and Suguha replacing Inoda and his cousin, it was just a imagination not hallucination. Sort of like much earlier when Inoda imagined replacing Kyouko with Asuna.
 
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