But knowing that it's actually Inoda doesn't calm me down at all.
Now imagine Inoda dressed up as Kirito while he's fucking and insulting them by calling them sluts. And here, if you know Kirito well, you know that Kirito would never say something like that, and so you'd realize it's not the real Kirito.
I didn’t mean Inoda disguised as Kirito is actually happening — it was just to show how impossible it is for Suguha to fall for him otherwise. Unless he’s pulling some Scooby-Doo mask switch mid-thrust, no way she’d willingly go for that basement pig.
And if one surprise thrust is enough to turn her, then what’s even the point? Fujino nerfed that route with anti-rape tech like time stop, memory replay, and invisibility hacks — for Inoda to win, Suguha’d have to be as brain-dead as this Asuna.
Speaking of Asuna, watching her fall for this loser is painful — like a blackout party girl waking up next to the janitor. I’m just waiting for the regret moment when she smells the bacon grease and realizes she downgraded from loyal swordsman to human fleshlight.
Maybe the sex’s good now, but what happens when the magic fades? When Viagra can’t save him? That relationship’s built on cum and plot armor — nothing real.
And when it collapses, it won’t be her asking for STD tests, but every guy around her. She didn’t just sleep with Inoda — she’s been anatomically rebranded. By then, no one’s touching her without gloves and a biohazard warning. Trying to date her would be like taking a leaking fleshlight and being told, “Your turn.” Not romance — post-apocalyptic loyalty testing.
Hope that living dildo was worth it.
Are trying to get the choice about Asuna giving Kirito a blowjob in the kitchen? If so then don't bother. That is a fake choice. Nothing changes if you choose it.
Well that could work. But Fujino has introduced a whole bunch of different abilities/items that could counter Inoda if he goes after Suguha. This includes time stop, seeing past events, teleportation, invisibility, and of course SEEING INVISIBLE THINGS. One thing Fujino never did was pit these abilities against each other so it would be great if we could see if any of them override the others.
Yeah, Fujino loves tossing in fake choices that don’t change anything—just to keep us thinking we have control while the story runs its course regardless.
With all these crazy abilities—time stop, teleportation, invisibility, memory replay, and even seeing invisible things—it’s wild that none of these ever really clash. Imagine Suguha teleporting away just for Inoda to freeze time and catch her, or her spotting his invisible sneak and shutting him down. That’d be a fight worth watching.
But the real kicker? Despite all this tech, Kirito doesn’t seem to suspect a thing about Asuna and Inoda. And if he did, why the hell wouldn’t he use any of his gadgets to spy or confront? Either he’s as clueless as Asuna or he just chooses not to act.
Meanwhile, Inoda’s rolling in luck with Asuna like he won the damn lottery. Kirito? He could find other girls easily—Inoda, though, probably won’t score another living onahole anytime soon.