OKAY, I HEAR YOU DAWG, DON'T WORRY, WE'LL GET IN SOME OF THEM LESS THICC CHICKS IN FOR YA SOON.
I TOO LIKE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO LET PEOPLE KNOW I'M SCREAMING DOWN THE HALLWAY AT THEM. SAY, EVER READ JANE EYRE? DON'T, IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT.
ANYWAY, I SURE AM GLAD WE ALL CAPSING NOW, REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I WENT DOWN TO THE FARM AND SAW A COUPLE SHEEP, OR AT LEAST I THOUGHT THEY WERE SHEEP TILL IT TURNED OUT THEY WERE JUST COWS IN DISGUISE, REMEMBER THE WAR? GREAT TIMES, NO, NOT THAT WAR, I MEANT THE WAR OF 1812, HOW ABOUT THOSE UPDATES FOR THE GAME HUH? PARTIALLY INSPIRED BY THE HUNGER GAMES, OR WAIT, WAS IT OTHER PORN GAMES? I DON'T REMEMBER, ANYWAY, THIS REMINDS ME OF A STORY BACK IN KENTUCKY WHEN I-