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So MC should be dead in like 3 months at 1.2 taps a day... (90 x 1.2 = 108) If MC tapped once a month he would be dead before hitting 50. (108 / 12 = 9)HA! I was gonna ask how many people immediately stopped to do the math when they got to that part, but you're counting from the wrong direction. The game says average male life expectancy is 76 and MC is already 40. That means he only has approximately 36 years left to live. 36 years = 432 months = 108 taps of the button (-1 for the coffee).
So MC should be dead in like 3 months at 1.2 taps a day... (90 x 1.2 = 108) If MC tapped once a month he would be dead before hitting 50. (108 / 12 = 9)
Me personally would tap 2-3 times a day so I would be dead in 36 to 45 days I better use my first tap to win the PowerBall then I can blow a cool million everyday, kicking the whole family to the curb for some sexy gold diggers instead. I mean, how many porn stars could you hire for like 50 to 100 Million? Yeah babe we're shooting a porn reality show with a hidden camera for authenticity so you better be ready to go at anytime! Damn, now I'm rolling!!! Terminal Billionaire, wants to go out with a bang, hires 30 pornstars with a prize of $10,000,000 to the best or dirtiest girl, lewd hi-jinx ensues... (Bet some family members would sell themselves or their {"over 18" children} to get at that cash!)
Hey wait... that may be a better plot for a new game, I better get over to the Recruitment & Services thread and hire a writer, coder & 3dcg artist. Damn, now I gotta contact the Staff and ask for a Game Dev Badge and figure out Patreon/Subscribestar...
Hang on, I'm in the middle of copywriting my intellectual property
Yeah I know, I specifically told them on Patreon (before I left that site for SS only) to do 1 AVN at a time (Powers That Be is what earned my sub) but no one ever listens to me. When updates for the AVN I actually gave them $ for get more than 3 months apart and sizes start shrinking as well due to working on other crap I have little to no interest in that's when I unsub. Why on Earth would you attempt even 2 at a time with just 3 people? Let alone 5 AVN's at once. This is probably why updates are really small and not even demo sized and still take 2-3 months, they are spread too thin.Two games in development on Patreon and three more on SS. A three person team doing this part time.
Can you say burnout?