Unity The Hotel [v0.1a] [Blue Slayer Gaming]

[alrdlady]

I don't want to spoil anyone's fun, but I'm concerned this game might be malicious considering their website's contents.
At first it seems like joke with their flagship titles, but when you go to the "meet the team" tab, at least two of the people are fictitious, using stolen images from a random twitter user, and a convicted pedophile. No doubt that the rest of the devs are made up as well, besides Jimmie Walker, who seems to be the person behind it.
Making a joke game, sure, but setting up an entire website without properly conveying it's a parody or similar is sus. The privacy portion also mentions collecting email addresses, IP addresses, browsing activity etc.
Are the files double-checked to make sure there are no miners or viruses in them?

 

[forgotp]

so no rule against insane animations on the update page huh

 

[Gibbsin]

so no rule against insane animations on the update page huh

I wish animations were banned from the update page, they are an eyesore.

 

[MichaelTTT]

now, i am not one to kink shame but what the fuck is this shit ?

 

[Lelisoos]

I've never felt more uncomftorable, since the 3rd Boss in Castle of Temptation.

 

[Beatoften]

I don't want to spoil anyone's fun, but I'm concerned this game might be malicious considering their website's contents.
At first it seems like joke with their flagship titles, but when you go to the "meet the team" tab, at least two of the people are fictitious, using stolen images from a random twitter user, and a convicted pedophile. No doubt that the rest of the devs are made up as well, besides Jimmie Walker, who seems to be the person behind it.
Making a joke game, sure, but setting up an entire website without properly conveying it's a parody or similar is sus. The privacy portion also mentions collecting email addresses, IP addresses, browsing activity etc.
Are the files double-checked to make sure there are no miners or viruses in them?

Man I hate it when I just wanna fantasize about a dinosaur biting my dick off and then a pedophile installs viruses and miners on my computer. What a bummer.

 

[Tomoushie]

I think I've lost myself in the abyss

 

[fidgetspinner]

The sad thing about niche fucked up kink is they are so rare You have to accept very shitty art because there's just nothing better.

 

[FookU2]

Finally! A game that is progressive enough not to shame people who just want their dick bit off by a Velociraptor. My life's journey is complete.

With that size, shape and skin, it's definitely not a raptor. Jurassic Park lied. lol
And, yes, I am this bored. haha

 

[Crow Armbrust]

THX

 

[FreakingBananas]

Cocaine is one hell of a drug

 

[retardo]

I've always wanted my dick sucked by a raptor before, but not cut off

 

[Danny32167]

WTF well now im gonna have to sue after having nightmares from seeing this game.... lol jk but seriously WTF

 

[Glorified_ignorance]

Well talk about immersion... This one takes the cake. Remind me to never own a raptor pet...

 

[z7zHitokiriz7z]

Hahahahahaha!!!!! WTF with the velociraptor eating your dick XD

 

[SoberSphagghett]

im trying to live a less judgemental life, but goddamn this looks ass

The one game where the MC has both a huge cock and huge balls is where he loses them.
Fuck this dev in particular. I want his PC dead. I want his harddrive fried.
I want his pets gone.
I want his dick on a silver platter, coated in bronze.

Now.. for the finishing touches. By AL Capone..
I want his wife: dead
I want his wife: dead
I want his wife: dead
I want his wife...

 

[zictheslick]

that raptor though...
*nomnomnom*

 

[eldap82]

Ok

 

[aaronlancaster]

The one game where the MC has both a huge cock and huge balls is where he loses them.
Fuck this dev in particular. I want his PC dead. I want his harddrive fried.
I want his pets gone.
I want his dick on a silver platter, coated in bronze.

Now.. for the finishing touches. By AL Capone..
I want his wife: dead
I want his wife: dead
I want his wife: dead
I want his wife...

He might present you: "Here's my wiferaptor!"

 

[artorilys]

CURSE OF RA