Unity The Hotel [v0.1a] [Blue Slayer Gaming]

[Nildzre]

I only came in here to say that is the weirdest fucking thumbnail thingy i've ever seen. That is all. You can go back to your business now.

 

[ItsYoBoyFrankyDooDa]

Bojangles the cockeating raptor makes his debut. I look forward to the spin off game series in which you play this interesting character.

 

[CigarRex]

Are there any gentlemen actually interested in this? Like...I know there's all sorts of weird fetishes out there (like fucking plants or busting nuts to elbows) but this...this is different.

Man... I've seen some crazy money going to artists that do this one in particular. I'm not even gonna try wrap my head around it.

 

[Fakecrash]

Well this game may look... questionable?
But damn for sure we can't deny the level of engagement it generated 2 reviews and almost 10 pages in a single day while some games stay 3 pages 0 reviews for months WTF. Dev must be doing something right !

 

[Lykanzz]

This is why i strive to sink the earth as soon as possible humanity truly is irredeemable

 

[anon280]

Ashen Bunny i saw your review. so you unironically like this?

 

[shoopdawhoop]

Well I see this hotel offers a choice of genital removal methods, but does it have personal laundry and kitchen facilities?

 

[Ashen Bunny]

Ashen Bunny i saw your review. so you unironically like this?

Oh my god it was sarcastically written I thought it would be apparent Should I remove it???

 

[anon280]

Oh my god it was sarcastically written I thought it would be apparent Should I remove it???

i mean you gave it 4 stars and troll reviews aren't allowed; unless there's truth in it (like sarcasm/irony)

 

[DuesLoVult]

Ah yes. The age old desire to shove ones dick into a guillotine, finally satisfied. Truly, god hides in the heavens in fear of the monstrosities he set loose upon the earth.

 

[BubblesTheAllMighty]

The Hotel allows you, the player, to live out your fantasies as a male.

I can say with certainty that penectomy is not one of my fantasies.
Seeing the gif did give me a good laugh, however i can't decide if my dick felt disturbed by it, or the fact i was laughing.

 

[Ashen Bunny]

i mean you gave it 4 stars and troll reviews aren't allowed; unless there's truth in it (like sarcasm/irony)

I mean, fate of the game is pretty obvious, I don't really like kicking a dead horse I am literally incapable of giving negative reviews to other devs

 

[PElvisTek]

The comments are gold.
Yeah my reaction was also like

 

[Cpt.SumTingWong]

WTF ???

 

[Sensei2000]

Just came here to say that i've lost all faith in humanity HAHAHA

 

[Deftonixx]

this what I would imagine a fever dream would be after a 3-month binge on meth.

 

[VincentS]

I know everyone has different kinks, and what gets you off gets you off, but this is one of the only times I've seen something that I can't even begin to comprehend. What on God's green Earth did I just witness?

 

[GK945]

Jesus，what the hell is this？

 

[The D0n]

.... that moment when you realise the Developer should have stopped internetting and touched some grass.

Why?

 

[Nobles]

And thats, ladies and gentlemen, how you become trans. eunuch