This wasn't a bad little game. It's an interesting enough premise, the MC isn't trying to nail family members (I know, right?), there's a little bit of romance going on, AND Linda Mae is just a cute as a li'l ol' button. (Don't ask me, I'm FROM the South and never understood that one either...)
Linda Mae is just adorable in appearance, personality, and quirkiness.
The 4th wall breaks weren't as bad as other people made them sound- they did break up some of the immersion, but they were interspersed well, they were relevant to the plot, and a couple of them made me chuckle. I did like the nod/homage to "House Arrest", that was pretty cool too.
The only real issue was the darkness of her freckles (or maybe the spacing of them), but there were a couple of scenes where it looked like she had a case of explosive diarrhea while wearing M.C. Hammer pants or was a Trill (Jadzia Dax and Ezri Dax from DS9, if you were wondering). If they were lightened up or maybe smaller then it wouldn't look as odd... I, personally, like freckles- and a red head with green eyes sporting them is....*Schwing*
Also, one last question- why is this particular line "trademarked"? Is there a backstory to this or is it an inside joke?