yossa999
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Oh, cry me a river!You mean the kind of naive simpleton who is lied to and manipulated by his parents and fake girlfriend for his entire life by then sticks with them because the fake girlfriend has a nice ass? The kind of naive simpleton who is cool with his parents painting a target on his back and then giving him a "bodyguard" who is never around, because he thinks it might get him laid? That kind of naive simpleton?
The poor child was too much sheltered by his parents, fake girlfriend (who is actually his childhood friend), that he turned out to be completely unadapted to the real world, where the forces of evil reign supreme!
I understand, it's quite scandalous that the girlfriend may have other duties besides the well-being of our princess.
But maybe it's time for him to get his shit together, stop self-reflecting and help his family in the righteous fight against the bloody elves, who don't miss a single chance to harm people! Hostages, contract killings, unprovoked hostility towards strangers, as was the case with Finn, these are all calling cards of the long-eared ones!