kiberme

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Jun 9, 2017
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Literally this update:
"See those low-poly girls? Now there are 10 of them. Now they are fucking by the pool for no reason. And you are fucking them. And your friend is fucking them. That's all. Good day sir".

God please, make this update be the last one. SM is so much better at this point.
 

Fuxxzz

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Dec 26, 2018
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Literally this update:
"See those low-poly girls? Now there are 10 of them. Now they are fucking by the pool for no reason. And you are fucking them. And your friend is fucking them. That's all. Good day sir".

God please, make this update be the last one. SM is so much better.
Does Seaside Mystery have sex scenes now?
 

Keenan69

Newbie
Oct 20, 2018
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Haven't updated since .49 and this new update doesn't seem worth it again, especially with how extremely walkthrough driven this game has always been
 

WankerDxD

Member
Nov 11, 2022
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Haven't updated since .49 and this new update doesn't seem worth it again, especially with how extremely walkthrough driven this game has always been
The game is completed, nothing interesting to update, all the girls and womans got fucked with multi ways already.
 
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kiberme

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Jun 9, 2017
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Does Seaside Mystery have sex scenes now?
Several months ago when I played it last - there were none. But for me personally feet massage scene with updated Janice model felt more hot than pool orgy in The Twist. Not from feet lover perspective btw. I mean the atmosphere of the scene and quality of graphics.
 

PBS666

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Feb 19, 2019
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Don't think he's going to pay for a Macbook Pro... His "powerful" computer that he won't play the game on must've eaten up his budget for tech devices !:LOL:
Who knows. He could have the latest iPad Pro which is almost as powerful as a Macbook Pro. Main problem is to find a way to run a porn game on iOS (which is why I stay away from it and keep to MacOS :cool:)
 

Snugglepuff

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Apr 27, 2017
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Who knows. He could have the latest iPad Pro which is almost as powerful as a Macbook Pro. Main problem is to find a way to run a porn game on iOS (which is why I stay away from it and keep to MacOS :cool:)
I'd imagine some iOS compatible emulator would be necessary. Which would probably limit the capability of it to run the game as well as it theoretically could. Bad enough to have a mobile OS running emulation for a desktop OS, then throwing this unoptimised pile at it would classify as cruel and unusual! :LOL:
 

PBS666

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Feb 19, 2019
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I'd imagine some iOS compatible emulator would be necessary. Which would probably limit the capability of it to run the game as well as it theoretically could. Bad enough to have a mobile OS running emulation for a desktop OS, then throwing this unoptimised pile at it would classify as cruel and unusual! :LOL:
Considering that even HAL would probably choke on this game the way it is constructed, you're probably right.
 
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