Things you're tired of seeing in a game?

[Geigi]

I've been confused for a woman a couple times. I'm taking this as a win.

Then that means you are a good writer.

 

[Forgotted]

Kinetic novels being advertised as games.
also

Milf's that look like they are 20...I understand it can be difficult, but,
it would be nice to see more proper age representations.
Heck...in real porn games, the daughters are sometimes older than the moms....


Anyway..............

 

[suprisedcrankyface]

This is why avoid playing FMC games made by a male Devs. They don't write women as women they write women who behave like men which is "I'm horny, I want to fuck".

OR, bear with me, they are written as a vehicle for sexual gratification, in a porn game. Unless you want a slow burn novel then you either have that path, or the creepy brainwasher/forced path.

 

[Doorknob22]

...the way to turn on women and get them interested in sex as a corruption mechanic is to just grope their tits to get them started.

Only if showing them your horse cock fails. In fact, studies show that you don't even need to show women the actual cock, a mere glimpse at the massive bulge in a man's pants will do 99% of the time.

 

[Lunarius]

This is why avoid playing FMC games made by a male Devs. They don't write women as women they write women who behave like men which is "I'm horny, I want to fuck".

To be fair - it's not as if the average male dev can write male characters well, either...

It's not as bad as it was in the golden age of videotapes, but porn is still not a genre you look to for quality writing.

Kinetic novels being advertised as games.

Ohh yeah, I'm feeling that one...

Kineting novels just bother me. They're really just read-only slideshows with a background tune. Not every VN needs to be like Fate/Stay night, but at least let me have some agency over where the story goes!

Even with just one or two alternate paths or bad/alternate endings, you can create a story with much more depth than just a purely linear story.

I Walk Among Zombies did this right while keeping things simple. Just one choice, and one alternate ending per episode - but each alternate ending had some ominous clues and implications not seen in the episode's canon end.

Milf's that look like they are 20...I understand it can be difficult, but,
it would be nice to see more proper age representations.
Heck...in real porn games, the daughters are sometimes older than the moms....


Anyway..............

Define MILF, though - barely-twenty spring chickens who are already moms do exist IRL

But yeah... women who have adult daughters shouldn't look like sparkly fresh collegegirls.

 

[Geigi]

To be fair - it's not as if the average male dev can write male characters well, either...

It's not as bad as it was in the golden age of videotapes, but porn is still not a genre you look to for quality writing.

You are right, because I see a lot of comments from users how there are aren't many games with a dominant male protagonist.

 

[MissCougar]

You are right, because I see a lot of comments from users how there are aren't many games with a dominant male protagonist.

I can see this. And I feel it's because the people making games and stories themselves don't have a clue how to be authoritative and powerful and usually have this sort of power hate and jealousy, so the dominant character is usually also bad.

You can be nice and also be successful and dominate. These things do not immediately mean you must be evil.

Male representation here is severely underwhelming because the guys doing these things don't have the magic that would make them a ceo or something.

At the end of the day all the characters are written on the stereotypes that the person writing them is capable of having, and the believability only goes so far as they have done research or experienced previously. You can usually learn a lot about an author from what they write!

 

[MissCougar]

Kinetic novels being advertised as games.
also

Milf's that look like they are 20...I understand it can be difficult, but,
it would be nice to see more proper age representations.
Heck...in real porn games, the daughters are sometimes older than the moms....


Anyway..............

I'm not sure I know how many JRPGs I've played where the cast is the rousing mature age of 16 and they are the elite military backbone of the country, and their boss with grey hair who is wise is a haggard and war torn 32.

The teams healer and mom is sometimes older and could be like 17 or 18 and that means you know she knows her stuff and runs the base, cooks and cleans everything for everyone also.

thank you Japan!

Only if showing them your horse cock fails. In fact, studies show that you don't even need to show them the actual cock, a mere glimpse at the massive bulge in a man's pants will do 99% of the time.

I know if you saw my massive horse cock you'd be salivating. It's ok! That's why I hide it from the men mostly.

 

[loord617]

Same three faces in every other game

 

[Disciple of Rance]

Gameplay grind, especially if said gameplay is as fun as having your breakfast ruined by a woman. Would you like for a girl to step in your bowl of cereal?

Don't answer that.

 

[tanstaafl]

You are right, because I see a lot of comments from users how there are aren't many games with a dominant male protagonist.

I'd say that the sliding scale of how dominant is measured on this site is vast. There are people who think that a woman being assertive or being on top is dominant instead of just being, you know, normal.

 

[Sotona]

This isn't so much as dealing with tags on games but on devs who make them. If you are gonna make a textbox that has anything in it (images or colors) besides the text give a damn opacity slider. The moment I play a game and it doesn't allow one I uninstall. Yes, I could download that transparency mod but even with that you can run into the issue of now you will be missing other things you need to click on.

And lastly also on devs. Make a damn replay for your games instead of having people hope one of the few modders add it for them. That's another thing that will get me to uninstall a game if there isn't a replay/gallery on the front page or in the comments or if I do decide to download it and don't see one on the main screen or anywhere else in the game its a nope for me.

 

[suprisedcrankyface]

This isn't so much as dealing with tags on games but on devs who make them. If you are gonna make a textbox that has anything in it (images or colors) besides the text give a damn opacity slider. The moment I play a game and it doesn't allow one I uninstall. Yes, I could download that transparency mod but even with that you can run into the issue of now you will be missing other things you need to click on.

And lastly also on devs. Make a damn replay for your games instead of having people hope one of the few modders add it for them. That's another thing that will get me to uninstall a game if there isn't a replay/gallery on the front page or in the comments or if I do decide to download it and don't see one on the main screen or anywhere else in the game its a nope for me.

*sniff sniff* - yup, that's definitely entitlement

You can be nice and also be successful and dominate. These things do not immediately mean you must be evil.

Male representation here is severely underwhelming because the guys doing these things don't have the magic that would make them a ceo or something.

CEO's often display sociopathic tendencies, remember you ONLY have to care about the shareholders, not society or the employees. You MUST be a competitive asshole to rise to the top, its the nature of the beast (even if its not your nature its gotta be learnt).

If you are talking about a football captain or something, they are like that with guys, but often they just go with whatever the lady says because its easier than an argument. OR they are a jerk 'player' like shown in games. I have never seen a couples house decorated the way the guy likes it... at best he has a room in the garage/basement or crappiest part.

Also the saying 'nice guys finish last' hasn't been around forever because its wrong, girls only want a nice guy after hes been a jerk but suddenly because of *insert reason that they are more special than the pretty girls & won him over them*. Its like every female erotic fiction ever, including patient 0, Mr Darcy.

 

[Letstryitout]

One and Done sex scenes. I want the scenes longer, gimme foreplay, gimme sex, don't stop there; continue with more foreplay, then different sex position. Wait we are out of fuel and have lives to attend, lets get ready... Nooo, more sex in the shower. Make the scenes longer, make that actually satisfying.

 

[MissCougar]

CEO's often display sociopathic tendencies, remember you ONLY have to care about the shareholders, not society or the employees. You MUST be a competitive asshole to rise to the top, its the nature of the beast (even if its not your nature its gotta be learnt).

If you are talking about a football captain or something, they are like that with guys, but often they just go with whatever the lady says because its easier than an argument. OR they are a jerk 'player' like shown in games. I have never seen a couples house decorated the way the guy likes it... at best he has a room in the garage/basement or crappiest part.

Also the saying 'nice guys finish last' hasn't been around forever because its wrong, girls only want a nice guy after hes been a jerk but suddenly because of *insert reason that they are more special than the pretty girls & won him over them*. Its like every female erotic fiction ever, including patient 0, Mr Darcy.

You are literally describing the exact problem I just said. Because people don't understand something they can only go in with their preconceived notions and fill in the blanks. That's why we can't have good stories about this kind of thing because the genuinely powerful people are the bad guys in your mind.

I've been with a lot of companies and yeah there are bad people who only care about money and power, but there's also powerful good people who I wouldn't mind if they grabbed me by the wrist and directed me where to sit my ass sometime.

 

[Geigi]

You are literally describing the exact problem I just said. Because people don't understand something they can only go in with their preconceived notions and fill in the blanks. That's why we can't have good stories about this kind of thing because the genuinely powerful people are the bad guys in your mind.

I've been with a lot of companies and yeah there are bad people who only care about money and power, but there's also powerful good people who I wouldn't mind if they grabbed me by the wrist and directed me where to sit my ass sometime.

Or get a spanking for being a naughty, dirty, bad girl punished for behaving inappropriate with the boss.

 

[MissCougar]

Or get a spanking for being a naughty, dirty, bad girl punished for behaving inappropriate with the boss.

See, you understand! Exactly this!

 

[Geigi]

See, you understand! Exactly this!

Great minds think alike.

 

[Sotona]

*sniff sniff* - yup, that's definitely entitlement

If you are saying I'm acting that way then you are so wrong and so far off.

 

[CuddlePoint]

Hats off - microtransactions IN A SINGLE PLAYER GAMES.