- Aug 22, 2018
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I'm not normally one to pick apart someone else's slams buuuuuuut it does help if they make sense.more like a mid-30s porn star who dresses like a complete slut but hasn't even kissed anyone.
Porn star and kissing generally go hand in hand ... or mouth to mouth in this case ... so a mid 30's porn star would have been kissed .... a lot.
As well as taken more dick than the entire Kardashian family.
I'm afraid i'm only going to be able to give your slam a 3 out 10 and that's only because it had promise at the start it just kinda fell flat at the end. If you'd stopped before the kissing part it would have been fine. Still only a 6 but better than a 3.