Great visuals, and that's about it.
Sort of sad to see a game do so many confusing and fucked up things but then be paired with what are quite frankly fantastic renders. Now I'm not a huge fan of the unrealistic 14 inch pussy wrecker of a cock the main character has. Coupled with the massive tits on all the women, it's obvious this game is just spank fuel for perverts. But if you can get over that, the visuals are very well done and there were only a few scenes or renders that really irked me, like the mom's butthole just looking like a discolored triangle with a black X. It's the strength of the fantastic renders that gives this game 2 stars instead of 1.
Unfortunately other than the renders, there's really not much about this game that I can suggest. Certainly it's not the plot, if you could call it that. The plot as it is jumps around randomly, and even makes several references to a character that you never meet, and at times introduce characters that have no seeming impact on the story. The writing axiom of "chekov's gun" kept popping into my head as I wasted time clicking through text with two different storekeepers that meant nothing and multiple references to some never seen girlfriend of the main character. References, by the way, that are only done by other characters. This girlfriend is so unimportant that the main character literally never mentions or thinks about her.
The entire premise of the plot, in a nutshell, is that you're a horny boy with a 14 inch dick that would put a horse to shame, and you live with a nymphomaniac mother, a slutty half nudist sister, and a dad who has trouble getting it up. And magically every one is somehow enthralled by the power of your cock, even though the closest you coming to using it is paying some hooker $40 to blow you. Oh, and also something with time travel and parallel universes? It's not really clear, it doesn't matter anyways, because tits.
There's also some grammatical and spelling issues, and my guess is that whoever is doing the translations for the game doesn't understand the difference between the male and female pronouns. Further confusing this is several times when one character is supposed to be talking, but the text balloon attributes the line to a different character. All in all it's very confusing trying to figure out what's being said, and by whom, and about what.
I will say that I love this thread because someone took the time to do a CGI rip of the game. Do yourself a favor, just download those, make up your own story, and fap away. You'll have a better time then trying to play this... "game."
Sort of sad to see a game do so many confusing and fucked up things but then be paired with what are quite frankly fantastic renders. Now I'm not a huge fan of the unrealistic 14 inch pussy wrecker of a cock the main character has. Coupled with the massive tits on all the women, it's obvious this game is just spank fuel for perverts. But if you can get over that, the visuals are very well done and there were only a few scenes or renders that really irked me, like the mom's butthole just looking like a discolored triangle with a black X. It's the strength of the fantastic renders that gives this game 2 stars instead of 1.
Unfortunately other than the renders, there's really not much about this game that I can suggest. Certainly it's not the plot, if you could call it that. The plot as it is jumps around randomly, and even makes several references to a character that you never meet, and at times introduce characters that have no seeming impact on the story. The writing axiom of "chekov's gun" kept popping into my head as I wasted time clicking through text with two different storekeepers that meant nothing and multiple references to some never seen girlfriend of the main character. References, by the way, that are only done by other characters. This girlfriend is so unimportant that the main character literally never mentions or thinks about her.
The entire premise of the plot, in a nutshell, is that you're a horny boy with a 14 inch dick that would put a horse to shame, and you live with a nymphomaniac mother, a slutty half nudist sister, and a dad who has trouble getting it up. And magically every one is somehow enthralled by the power of your cock, even though the closest you coming to using it is paying some hooker $40 to blow you. Oh, and also something with time travel and parallel universes? It's not really clear, it doesn't matter anyways, because tits.
There's also some grammatical and spelling issues, and my guess is that whoever is doing the translations for the game doesn't understand the difference between the male and female pronouns. Further confusing this is several times when one character is supposed to be talking, but the text balloon attributes the line to a different character. All in all it's very confusing trying to figure out what's being said, and by whom, and about what.
I will say that I love this thread because someone took the time to do a CGI rip of the game. Do yourself a favor, just download those, make up your own story, and fap away. You'll have a better time then trying to play this... "game."
