-FAKE- Breaking News -FAKE-
The new update HAS been released. Sadly
@Ignatz pushed a button and caused the information to be sent 25 MILLION years into the past.
@Motkeyz is now seeking a BRAVE group of adventurers to travel thru time in hopes of recovering the VITAL data. Yes, Uncle
@Aesouh wants YOU to join the TIMESTAMPS expeditionary Force.
All volunteers will be sent thru a training and evaluation program that MAY include NAKED Quantum Mechanics and a peanut butter eating contest. Do YOU have what it takes to save our beloved game??
Disclaimer: The developers and voices in my head are not responsible for any Allergic reactions to the Peanut Butter, or sore butts from the Spanking endurance tests. Also any changes to the time line are to be corrected by the EVIL person that caused Nika's hair to turn LIME GREEN (you know who you are).
-End of FAKE news Alert-
Just a thought.
P.S. All recovery team members will be armed with a Potato Gun and TWO wet noodles.