- Sep 27, 2019
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Patreon downtime is interfering with the sex lives of so many. Thank God I've got a real girl to play with. Ha, ha, ha.
And it can only get worse if you fall out seriously with your wanking hands, which appendages will immediately demand to be amputated, transplanted and receive substantial divorce settlements.
Calm down, cool off and man up. This has been the best laugh I've had since the beginning of the coronavirus lockdown.
So thanks very much for that. 
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