Blah, blah, whine, bitch,snivel, freeroams, cry, bitch, more whining, decisions, paths, snivel, blah, blah. The vast majority of other game threads are bitching because there's no meaningful choices, bad writing, chatcaters with no personality, no variety and no replayability. Here you have lots of choices and paths to follow. It's an actual game (yay!) that's well written and has actual humor that's funny, light and breezy, with easily distinguishabe characters. It's practically a unicorn, but hey, I'm sorry that you're spoiled for choice and that there's a thought process involved and actual exploration involved. No worries, a fun-eliminating complete walkthrough will doubtless be emerging soon, so that no thought or hand-wringing decisions on your part are required. Until then there's a wide variety of games that will absolutely not strain even a single brain cell of your lovely uncluttered mind, leaving you free to consider other things of consequence and importance.
Oh, and by the way, thanks Drifty, for the pearls you're casting.