will be updated in 20 years keep supporting them it will definitely happen... someday... probably... most likely... but you believe. they also trained the bot to write excuses every week...
In the latest Patreon's weekly report, devs said they'll probably give an estimated release date in about 2 weeks.
Those are public, anyone can see them inYou must be registered to see the linksor in theYou must be registered to see the links, lazy work compared to your eforth so no "hero" on this side.
And speaking about "those".
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Hey. I'm the developer. Could I please keep the ownership of this thread.
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developperrr plssss moree updatesss<333333
Game went from a porn parody game to a parody of a game. I don't understand how people keep supporting this but then i remember there are people that still pre-order Ubisoft games so i guess it all makes sense.Anyone want to watch some little bars slowly progressing to infinity? Oh you do? Well then, I sure have a treat for you!
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What's interesting to note is that that over the last 7 status updates (since August 26), they've made a net reduction of 2 debug units...
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What's interesting to note is that that over the last 7 status updates (since August 26), they've made a net reduction of 2 debug units...
Everyday reports became absolutely senseless
They really have to be taking the fucking piss.
Not like it matters but the number of "Edit tasks" also got reduced by 2 in the same period, so it's 3 tasks "total" every few weeks which translates to around 17 weeks so a little more than 4 months.They really have to be taking the fucking piss.
Since August 26th's update, they've debugged 16 units (whatever the fuck that even means) but they've found 15 more to be done. Meaning an obvious net reduction of 1. At this rate (1 bug net reduction every few weeks) they'll whittle the bugs down to zero in about... 12 months...
Look a couple pages back. Someone made a GIF out of all the progress reports.There is no other developer who is being so transparent by putting out these charts.
I think you failed to notice the Irony on that message, but it's OK, it's not an easy task to notice that on text unless you make it very clear.Look a couple pages back. Someone made a GIF out of all the progress reports.
For each "fixed" task, the dev adds 1 more task to the list. So the counter just keeps growing endlessly.
A column for "bloat" would be interesting to see too, how much they keep adding to "total" over time