moskyx

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Just for our understanding of what you think coding is... or how long coding... Programming... needs - lets say i want to make a mini game for a videogame. Like say, a riddle game with different answers, failure screen, success, persons talking to each other and all that. Just the Programming part, what do you actually think it takes, timewise, to do that?
There's a faq section in the OP that tries to explain what coding means for these devs.
 
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There's a faq section in the OP that tries to explain what coding means for these devs.
Just saw. Its funny to see how many people want to make a game without any programming and still want to make an absolute banger Game.
To these people i just can say: You wont make anything great at all. In Game-Dev you have to understand what your features do and why they do it. And thats not just the programmer that has to know that, the designer, the sound designer, the vfx artist. The Animator. they all have to understand how simple programming works to understand why and how the Feature in the game actually works.
Nowadays every twerp calls himself game-dev not knowing shit.
 

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Just for our understanding of what you think coding is... or how long coding... Programming... needs - lets say i want to make a mini game for a videogame. Like say, a riddle game with different answers, failure screen, success, persons talking to each other and all that. Just the Programming part, what do you actually think it takes, timewise, to do that?
Using which framework?
 
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moskyx

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Just saw. Its funny to see how many people want to make a game without any programming and still want to make an absolute banger Game.
To these people i just can say: You wont make anything great at all. In Game-Dev you have to understand what your features do and why they do it. And thats not just the programmer that has to know that, the designer, the sound designer, the vfx artist. The Animator. they all have to understand how simple programming works to understand why and how the Feature in the game actually works.
Nowadays every twerp calls himself game-dev not knowing shit.
I think they are doing a pretty good job with this game despite being twerps, all things considered. But I guess I'm just another twerp, and I'm sure your game would be the goat, if you wanted to bless us with all your sapience.
 

shazba jnr

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So it took me almost 2 months to manage to complete this update; it was a slog. I found it entirely uninspired, and for what is now effectively a kinetic novel, very boringly written.

The entire plot and scenes regarding the dragon felt like they were all smashed out in a weekend, with rubbish dialogue and rushed scenes. The stuff regarding boner island was ok, just ok.

I enjoyed Rose's update. I didn't enjoy this one.
 

storm1051787

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So it took me almost 2 months to manage to complete this update; it was a slog. I found it entirely uninspired, and for what is now effectively a kinetic novel, very boringly written.

The entire plot and scenes regarding the dragon felt like they were all smashed out in a weekend, with rubbish dialogue and rushed scenes. The stuff regarding boner island was ok, just ok.

I enjoyed Rose's update. I didn't enjoy this one.
I felt tthe exact opposite. I thought Roses update was really boring until Roses powers stopped working. I like this on a lot and it felt more like an epic fantasy kind of adventure than the other updates did
 

rivers77

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I felt tthe exact opposite. I thought Roses update was really boring until Roses powers stopped working. I like this on a lot and it felt more like an epic fantasy kind of adventure than the other updates did
I liked neither of them. I think the monster girl aspect really lessens the eroticism.
 

An'neryi

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I played this game maybe 2 years ago. Did they add the sex scenes with the black woman yet? I think she was maybe the mayor or something like that. I just remember looking forward to her scenes.
 
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DemiMaximoff

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Just saw. Its funny to see how many people want to make a game without any programming and still want to make an absolute banger Game.
To these people i just can say: You wont make anything great at all. In Game-Dev you have to understand what your features do and why they do it. And thats not just the programmer that has to know that, the designer, the sound designer, the vfx artist. The Animator. they all have to understand how simple programming works to understand why and how the Feature in the game actually works.
Nowadays every twerp calls himself game-dev not knowing shit.
Imagine a YouTuber. Grafuated from film school. Top of his class. Every video he uploads is objectively a masterpiece. Gets less than hundred views a month. Then he goes on a tirade about how Mr. Beast is a shit YouTuber because he doesn't know shit about the art of capturing footage and putting them together artfully.

No, imagine our filmmaker doesn't do YouTube at all. He makes films, because that's where people of his qualification is needed. Since he works ten times as hard as Mr. Beast and knows ten times more, he is generously paid 1/20th of what Mr.Beast makes. But he insists, the only reason Mr. Beast is still around is because Mr.Filmmaker isn't putting him in place
 
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