What do you consider the most anticlimactic tropes in porn games?

[Avaron1974]

That one annoys me a lot. Who the fuck gives handjobs unless they're into some kind of stealthsex in public shit and that's the only thing they can pull off without getting arrested? Likewise blowjobs shouldn't be an either or scenario and aren't the logical next step before you're finally getting to some variant of PIV.

The only thing more annoying are MCs and NPCs that lose all inhibitions and the ability to form coherent sentences the moment they see a boob or dick respectively.

You've hit a couple of mine there.

Granted i'm not the one sucking dick but the rule still applies to dykes. Unless that person really enjoys giving without receiving then no girl is handing out blowjobs and then leaving it at that.

Simply put, we wants our pleasure too. I haven't heard any of my friends talking about giving a handjob since we were 13. In my twinsy's words, "they have their own hands, it's not worth my effort, I get nothing from it".

The boob one is another of my pet hates.

Seeing a pair of tits then having a creepy internal monologue all the while missing whatever conversation is going on because, for some reason, seeing boobs clogs the ears.

 

[DownTheDrain]

You've hit a couple of mine there.

Granted i'm not the one sucking dick but the rule still applies to dykes. Unless that person really enjoys giving without receiving then no girl is handing out blowjobs and then leaving it at that.

Simply put, we wants our pleasure too. I haven't heard any of my friends talking about giving a handjob since we were 13. In my twinsy's words, "they have their own hands, it's not worth my effort, I get nothing from it".

I'm not even strictly opposed to blowjob only scenes if the girl is really into you, or into it, or it's some kind of corruption/coercion/domination scenario. That can work and can be sexy (for a male player) if done right. But using it as some kind of natural progression is just silly.

Seeing a pair of tits then having a creepy internal monologue all the while missing whatever conversation is going on because, for some reason, seeing boobs clogs the ears.

Ugh... internal monologue. No amount of gifted writing can make that not feel forced and awkward. Don't make the MC tell me how incredibly aroused he is because love interest #14 just had a nipple pop out. Let the players decide if that gets them all hot and bothered or not.

 

[polywog]

That one annoys me a lot. Who the fuck gives handjobs unless they're into some kind of stealthsex in public shit and that's the only thing they can pull off without getting arrested? Likewise blowjobs shouldn't be an either or scenario and aren't the logical next step before you're finally getting to some variant of PIV.

The only thing more annoying are MCs and NPCs that lose all inhibitions and the ability to form coherent sentences the moment they see a boob or dick respectively.

People aren't all greedy "me me me" there are a lot of women out there who enjoy pleasing others.
Secondly there are some women that try and *wear you down* before the main event... they start out with handjobs, footjobs, titjobs, armpitjobs, blowjobs, etc. then they move on to the sex part.

Fetishes are indeed a mental illness, but that doesn't mean there's a pill you can take to make you stop fucking feet, or that there's anything "wrong" with feetfucking.

 

[DownTheDrain]

People aren't all greedy "me me me" there are a lot of women out there who enjoy pleasing others.
Secondly there are some women that try and *wear you down* before the main event... they start out with handjobs, footjobs, titjobs, armpitjobs, blowjobs, etc. then they move on to the sex part.

I never said sex only counts when there's penetration. Foreplay is fine. So is satisfying your partner orally, or with your hands or feet or a fucking vacuum if that floats your boat.

What I find excruciatingly stupid is the example I originally replied to, the sex progression trope. Grind points with the girl until you get a handjob till finish. Then grind again for the blowjob with an obligatory facial. Repeat for your first, second and third sex position, probably missionary, doggy and cowgirl. Then advance to anal. Throw in a footjob somewhere in between if you're feeling kinky. That's just lazy.

 

[strela]

1. Ugly face, commonly found in western porn games where they just cannot make a good face without making it anime looking.
2. Unrealistic looking tits, okay look I don't mind huge taddas, but I do mind when they made the tits like 2 times bigger than her head or even more, it's no longer tits, it's a water balloon, and this trope for some reason generally followed by #1. I guess when you already dumb enough to draw gigantic tiddies that doesn't fits human anatomy, it also means you don't know how to draw a proper human face.
3. Sudden horror situation, erotic horror is one thing, but there's nothing erotic from sudden horror jumpscare in hentai game not even tagged as horror. That does not only kill my boner, it shrunk everything.
4. Extreme grinding, it's pretty bullshit if it's just pure porn and not RPG and they have extreme grind like where you have to click certain pixel hundred times to even undress one article of clothing and if you missed once it resets the count. My dick will literally shrink first before I finally got the scene.

 

[baloneysammich]

The old Freudian "let's call it a disease" shit is for the birds.

Fetishes are indeed a mental illness

wut

 

[LoneKaiser]

Disclaimer in advance: fairly long.

I have multiple, so I'm hiding them in spoiler tags.

None of those are total deal breakers for me if they exist in games (except for one), it's mostly tropes that makes me roll my eyes and either stop playing or just hope that I get back to the plot (if there is any) at some damn point.

Spoiler: We're related so we shouldn't have sex, but let's do it anyway

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Spoiler: What the fuck do you mean you're 50+? There's no way you are!

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Spoiler: Male protagonist + lesbian tag = threesome

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The next one is the only absolute deal breaker for me.

Spoiler: You're weak and that's why you lost your girlfriend/wife A.K.A forced NTR

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Spoiler: Protagonist is man of the house

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Related to the above one

Spoiler: Cockblocking Protagonist

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Spoiler: What the fuck does communication mean?

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Also related to above one.

Spoiler: What do you MEAN I can get jealous?!

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Spoiler: Pregnancy isn't a thing except when it's plot related

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Spoiler: Dude has a dick the size his fucking torso - also usually thick as a log

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Spoiler: Protagonist is as generic looking as possible

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Spoiler: Minors you can have sex with

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[DownTheDrain]

How dare you hate on tropes in porn... in a thread about porn tropes you hate the most...

 

[Avaron1974]

How dare you hate on tropes in porn... in a thread about porn tropes you hate the most...

It's amusing he doesn't know what tropes are so I can see why he's sruggling.

 

[polywog]

I never said sex only counts when there's penetration. Foreplay is fine. So is satisfying your partner orally, or with your hands or feet or a fucking vacuum if that floats your boat.

What I find excruciatingly stupid is the example I originally replied to, the sex progression trope. Grind points with the girl until you get a handjob till finish. Then grind again for the blowjob with an obligatory facial. Repeat for your first, second and third sex position, probably missionary, doggy and cowgirl. Then advance to anal. Throw in a footjob somewhere in between if you're feeling kinky. That's just lazy.

Some devs don't know how to do game mechanics without making it part of the sex. I've said a thousand times, but i'll say it again... SEX should not be a reward! Not in games, not in real life.

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If your partner doesn't like sex, as much as you do, then find a new partner. Likewise, if your partner wants sex, more often than you do, then get out of that relationship... there are plenty of suitable partners out there, that have a similar sexual appetite as you. If you're a good match, you both enjoy sex just as much, then it's an equal trade... If it's not equal, and somebody has to pay the other partner for sex, then that's not a relationship, that's prostitution.

 

[baloneysammich]

If your partner doesn't like sex, as much as you do, then find a new partner. Likewise, if your partner wants sex, more often than you do, then get out of that relationship...

So, do you not believe in the concept of compromise when it comes to relationships at all, or just when it comes to the sexual component?

 

[polywog]

So, do you not believe in the concept of compromise when it comes to relationships at all, or just when it comes to the sexual component?

I never compromise.

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[baloneysammich]

I never compromise.

Well, that's less disturbing than only not compromising when it comes to sex I guess...

 

[baloneysammich]

I like how this is literally right below Polywog being Polywog. You don't need my help.

But Polywog is either a master troll, a high-functioning schitzophrenic, or some kind of savant. He can't be nailed down, which keeps it fun.

 

[polywog]

But Polywog is either a master troll, a high-functioning schitzophrenic, or some kind of savant. He can't be nailed down, which keeps it fun.

For the sake of argument... you'd be hard pressed to nail down a contrarian.

 

[polywog]

an 8chan

8chan is dead and buried

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[baloneysammich]

For the sake of argument... you'd be hard pressed to nail down a contrarian.

I enjoy the company of contrarians, but you were more fun when I didn't know what you were about.

The thrill is gone
The thrill is gone away...

 

[polywog]

I enjoy the company of contrarians, but you were more fun when I didn't know what you were about.

The thrill is gone
The thrill is gone away...

You still don't know what I'm about.

 

[ZetRayan]

For me, for example, a naked body means absolutely nothing if I can't see the face and eyes. Even if it has the best animation and the most beautiful body on earth. I don't even know who it's for...

 

[LewdCatgirl]

Rapey/amoral MCs are always very disappointing.

Stuff that implies that a person's life is going to be negatively impacted by the sexual encounter in a long term fashion. Stuff like implying that they will be too stretched to enjoy a normal dick or saying they are going to have to give up their dream career to be a stay at home mom (and I say that as someone who likes impregnation/pregnancy). That stuff is just depressing.

Bimbos and bimbofication. Intelligent girls are better and there's nothing stopping an intelligent girl from being sexually active.

Any kind of weird misogynistic fantasy about turning a lesbian straight or showing a powerful women their place or whatever.