jadepaladin
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If Will ends up with Mon:
Kid: "How did you and mommy meet?"
Will: "Well you see, one time I fucked your mom on the kitchen table at a party, and then left her there, for everyone to see. She hated my guts for years but once I came back into her life, she couldn't resist my Jason Momoa washboard abs and witty one liners and she let me nut in her again. That's where we got you from."
Mon: *silently downs a bottle of wine*
Kid: "How did you and mommy meet?"
Will: "Well you see, one time I fucked your mom on the kitchen table at a party, and then left her there, for everyone to see. She hated my guts for years but once I came back into her life, she couldn't resist my Jason Momoa washboard abs and witty one liners and she let me nut in her again. That's where we got you from."
Mon: *silently downs a bottle of wine*