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Don't you start with the ha... I'm having enough struggles forgiving and accepting Elaine tbh, I'm not pursuing Monica as you know but if Monica banged Don my MC might have to move out in a few years. :)


It's an honourable Scottish name....Robert the Bruce, Donald the Dick. (y)
If it turns out that Monica did fuck Donald the Dick then my MC will be ghosting her and her entire family for some sweet sweet cash...

The issue is that D the D can write whatever he wants in the will, doesn't mean Monica is going to admit to it or confirm it. Unless she has to as a will condition and she really wants that money to save her business.

My MC is trying to avoid putting his D in the same place that Donald the Dick's D went... Not my type of thing.
 

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LOL, well it's the best you get when I haven't had any caffeine this morning. :)

But calling someone a rhyming nickname isn't that farfetched.
What if for Dizzy as meaning and origin of nickname, we should more look for a girl like meant in this old song? Then both Zarah in her prime and Bella would likely fit and a few more. :p The kind of girl that can make a man's head spin and likes to play with that. :p

Did the truthsayer not say something like Dizzy in name, but not in act or something like that?

 
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If it turns out that Monica did fuck Donald the Dick then my MC will be ghosting her and her entire family for some sweet sweet cash...

The issue is that D the D can write whatever he wants in the will, doesn't mean Monica is going to admit to it or confirm it. Unless she has to as a will condition and she really wants that money to save her business.

My MC is trying to avoid putting his D in the same place that Donald the Dick's D went... Not my type of thing.
I agree with you but I'm not sure I can resist Elaine. I don't think Monica is in the will, that would be quite the curveball.
 

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It's an honourable Scottish name....Robert the Bruce
Oh, I'm very aware of how honourable a name it is. Hailing from a Scottish clan myself. ;)
If it turns out that Monica did fuck Donald the Dick then my MC will be ghosting her and her entire family for some sweet sweet cash...
Well .... I dunno about the entire family, I am some what partial to one in particular .... but yeah, that would be an issue for me also.
I agree with you but I'm not sure I can resist Elaine.
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I don't think Monica is in the will, that would be quite the curveball.
Agreed, it certainly would be! :LOL:
 
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Oh, I'm very aware of how honourable a name it is. Hailing from a Scottish clan myself. ;)
I've been told my family is from the Campbell clan but not the good side (I know fuck all about it though).

Well .... I dunno about the entire family, I am some what partial to one in particular .... but yeah, that would be an issue for me also.

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Eh, it makes it easier to cut the losses if there is a reason.

For me Elaine is easy to resist but I understand we all have different tastes.


Agreed, it certainly would be! :LOL:
Curveball? Maybe, but it would hurt like a fastball to the ribs. :ROFLMAO:
 

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Oh, I'm very aware of how honourable a name it is. Hailing from a Scottish clan myself. ;)
Of course mylord. My bad. :)
Well .... I dunno about the entire family, I am some what partial to one in particular .... but yeah, that would be an issue for me also.
Katie is pure, well, was pure. You probably popped her cherry after only a couple of weeks! :D
 
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I'm just going to leave this here...

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Never thought of this, but here it goes.

Bella could be short for Isabella, and Izzy could be another shorthand of Isabella....and Dizzy may be Izzy with a D on the front.

Therefor: Bella = Dizzy
Been there, done that, got the tee shirt. :D
 

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If she turns out to be working against the MC I can resist. :cool:
I just don't trust her sudden personality shift from hateful bitch who kicks out the MC to loving "mom" who wants to help him get all of his inheritance. Sounds like a game she is playing.

If, in the end, she turns out to be awesome I will just make a playthrough to see what content I missed.
 

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I just don't trust her sudden personality shift from hateful bitch who kicks out the MC to loving "mom" who wants to help him get all of his inheritance. Sounds like a game she is playing.

If, in the end, she turns out to be awesome I will just make a playthrough to see what content I missed.
Fair enough. I'm thinking it's possible she had a will condition to kick out the MC first then bring him back into the fold. I know it's probably wishful thinking. For now I'm running with that.
 

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Fair enough. I'm thinking it's possible she had a will condition to kick out the MC first then bring him back into the fold. I know it's probably wishful thinking. For now I'm running with that.
Seems like an odd will condition though. My two theories are:

1) She is being honest (boring)

or

2) She was going to continue to be a bitch but then she heard her will conditions and began working to figure out how to fuck over the MC for what she believes is hers.

I suppose my crazy bonus third theory is that she and Bella are working together against the MC.
 
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OT...if Monica is...fine by me..can;t stand her anyway...so I can ignore her and count my millions with Debbie and Lily ;) (and Wanda and Mabel on Tuesdays).
Can't stand Monica!? She's not that bad! :LOL: A little annoying to begin with but it all settles well. I can't really grumble at your other first choice though, but your Tuesday schedule is .... questionable ....
Of course mylord. My bad. :)
FINALLY! ... Someone gives the respect I deserve! (Joke obviously) But I appreciate your sarcasm, Sir! ;) (y)
Katie is pure, well, was pure. You probably popped her cherry after only a couple of weeks! :D
A gentleman never kisses (or anything else) and tells, don't you know. :D
Small world. :D My clan were Wardens of the Eastern March in Scotland for some 8 generations.
Nice! ;)
I'm thinking it's possible she had a will condition to kick out the MC first then bring him back into the fold. I know it's probably wishful thinking. For now I'm running with that.
Yeah, I'm still not sure where I am with this and Elaine, need more info but there is something odd with her behaviour for sure.
Seems like an odd will condition though.
It does but at this point, I'm open to anything from any angle! :)
 

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Seems like an odd will condition though. My two theories are:

1) She is being honest (boring)

or

2) She was going to continue to be a bitch but then she heard her will conditions and began working to figure out how to fuck over the MC for what she believes is hers.

I suppose my crazy bonus third theory is that she and Bella are working together against the MC.
The problem you have with this theory is:

Everyone elses is rather unimportant. We know ours. If we move into Elaine's...we still get our money. We spit-roast Bella and Jolina with a fuck machine...we still get our money. We bury Elaine in the sand up to her neck at low-tide...we still get our share. We sell the beach house and Katie into slavery and start a new religious cult...clan in bonny wee Scottyland...we still get our cash....as long as we cut contact with monica et-el. Now us moving in with Elaine may have something to do with her conditions...or even Bella's...but ours are quite clear.

So the question is (perhaps more importantly)....are we happy with 5 mill, want our 5 mill but stay in touch with Monica...or do we want to screw over everyone else as well? (or whatever cheecky and ace allow us to do).
 
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My list of gold digger suspects:

Zarah - I've suspected her from the beginning. She's more than capable of being devious, and she has that sort of personality that makes me wary.

Bella - Doesn't work, consistently complains about not having money, and I just don't trust her.

Jolina - Another one with money problems and her inconsistent attitude towards the MC has me raising an eyebrow.

Theresa - Absolutely nuts, but hot. I could see the latter appealing to MCs father.

Wanda - No good reason but I just don't like her at all, and I could easily see her having an affair with a married man.

Lily - I know the argument is that she's too young, but I'm pretty sure she's at least 20. That would give at least two years (of more depending on the laws of the country this is set in) for a potential romance with the father. Also, we know that she puts up a fairly constant act trying to look dumber than she is, so this is not inconceivable. Mind you, she's also my favorite so I hope I'm wrong.

Angel - More than likely the married/committed man she had an affair with was the father, but I have no other reason to suspect her.

Monica - This seems so unlikely.

Something I haven't seen mentioned or suggested (to be fair I sometimes skim a lot of the theories) is the possibility that the third person in the will was not a former lover of the father but rather someone who knows a secret and is using if for blackmail. Is it possible the father murdered MCs mother and someone found out? Just a thought.
 
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The problem you have with this theory is:

Everyone elses is rather unimportant. We know ours. If we move into Elaine's...we still get our money. We spit-roast Bella and Jolina with a fuck machine...we still get our money. We bury Elaine in the sand up to her neck at low-tide...we still get our share. We sell the beach house and Katie into slavery and start a new religious cult...clan in bonny wee Scottyland...we still get our cash....as long as we cut contact with monica et-el. Now us moving in with Elaine may have something to do with her conditions...or even Bella's...but ours are quite clear.

So the question is (perhaps more importantly)....are we happy with 5 mill, want our 5 mill but stay in touch with Monica...or do we want to screw over everyone else as well? (or whatever cheecky and ace allow us to do).
But there could be more than that, we know the will conditions that we were given at the time required, however that doesn't mean the lawyer has told us everything about the MC's inheritance, right? He could have withheld additional information until the will reading.

And Elaine, being Donald the Dick's girlfriend could have more knowledge than the MC. She could have been lying this entire time. Especially if she and Bella are teaming up to get more. Plus Elaine is going to other lawyer's to try and contest the will (theoretically). She is the only one who says she will help the MC get his inheritance. Why believe a woman who has spent the last 6 years ignoring and hating the MC?
 
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