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Not even Slannesh likes this garbage, Nurgal is now vomiting, Korne is now frothing at the mouth, and Tzeentch is questioning the intelligence of this action. You have a lot to live up to just know that the Chaos Gods will end you if you screw this up.
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it is like that fanfiction I read a while back where the emperor changed all the Imperium's enemies into women (yes even orks Necrons and Tyranids) and used sex to make them help and serve humanity
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F***ing Shit! I soo wanted for samoones created the fist porno game in Warhamer 40k setting and YES! We finaly get it! Well, not realy moch contetne for now soo i can not say how good future game have in later, but if Dev not aboned Game and update been regulary i think all be fine! >_<
and then Sly marbo comes in at the end and cucks everyone
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Man, I always assumed the first 40k game would be focused around starting a Slanneshi cult and corrupting some Sisters of Battle or whatever.
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Let's be honest, we'd be honoured if that happened. Not like we could do anything about it anyway, right?
Praise the Emperor, have we been waiting for this.
Seeing how there haven't been to many reviews so far, here's my go on the game so far.
Overall the game is pretty good even as a demo. Though it would be interesting if the various primarchs had different reactions to being TG'd. While many on here think its to do with Lorgar, I'd wager its probably Malchador and Emps (he [Mal] is referenced in canon, to wanting them to have been made female from the beginning) - well them or Tzeench.
Realistically I like what you've done with Lynn, she'd probably have the calmest reaction to being TG'd out of the primarchs, as the Lion was himself (subtly inferred to be) gay (though heavily in the closet), let alone getting wooed by the male MC. More masculine & infiriority complex harbouring primarchs such as Russ, Perturabo, Mortarian, Khan & Horus will be a lot trickier, though in the case of Russ it would be entertaining how his wolfgirl nature plays with his alpha-male tendancies (he'd be a wolfgirl tsundere/yandere [when Magnus gets involved]).
The easiest (in accepting their circumstances) Primarchs would likely be Sanguinius, Fulgrim (now he can have a chance in getting better hair than his father, and more oriphaces, depending upon her state of slaaneshi corruption), Magnus (whats a body, when your the second most powerful psyker in the galaxy - and now you can charm those old buggers into giving you their books) & Alpharius Omegon (imagine the possible of pranks they could pull off now
).
Primarchs that wouldn't really care (though having some uncomfortability) would likely be Guilliman (his/her mum would be overjoyed to finally have a daughter to dote over, let alone her over protective horde of 'sons'); Kurze (just miffed he gives his victims fairly insecure boners, while killing them), Dorn (magic pain glove still fits); Vulkan (now he can be the caring mother of his legion - but he has difficulty hugging his/her sons).
It would be pretty entertaining if certain primarchs could only be corrupted/redeemed after you've made waifus of others, like Ferrus after Fulgrim, and Horus after Sanguinius, due to how close their relationships were before the Heresy (and whom they likely had latent feelings, romantic or unromantic, for).
For the MC himself, I'm not to sure whether he's a Space Marine, a lost Primarch, a Guardsman, a Custodes, or a Thunder Warrior. Personally I'd prefer either a Guardsman (we can all guess who with Horus being involved) or a surviving Thunder warrior; mainly because 1. Perpetual/long livedness; 2. Balls of Admantine (in both cases); 3. I like the idea of the Thunder Warriors surviving the Unification wars, even if they're no longer in production like the Space Marines (also they are more immune to chaos/warp energy, and may have blanc abilities).
Overall good job so far, and while i'm strapped for cash, best of luck for the future, knowing how big the 40k community is (and how to be into 40k, your wallet has to be of a certain size) I'd say your picture costs should largely be covered by the second update.
Imperial_Briton
Seeing how there haven't been to many reviews so far, here's my go on the game so far.
Overall the game is pretty good even as a demo. Though it would be interesting if the various primarchs had different reactions to being TG'd. While many on here think its to do with Lorgar, I'd wager its probably Malchador and Emps (he [Mal] is referenced in canon, to wanting them to have been made female from the beginning) - well them or Tzeench.
Realistically I like what you've done with Lynn, she'd probably have the calmest reaction to being TG'd out of the primarchs, as the Lion was himself (subtly inferred to be) gay (though heavily in the closet), let alone getting wooed by the male MC. More masculine & infiriority complex harbouring primarchs such as Russ, Perturabo, Mortarian, Khan & Horus will be a lot trickier, though in the case of Russ it would be entertaining how his wolfgirl nature plays with his alpha-male tendancies (he'd be a wolfgirl tsundere/yandere [when Magnus gets involved]).
The easiest (in accepting their circumstances) Primarchs would likely be Sanguinius, Fulgrim (now he can have a chance in getting better hair than his father, and more oriphaces, depending upon her state of slaaneshi corruption), Magnus (whats a body, when your the second most powerful psyker in the galaxy - and now you can charm those old buggers into giving you their books) & Alpharius Omegon (imagine the possible of pranks they could pull off now
).Primarchs that wouldn't really care (though having some uncomfortability) would likely be Guilliman (his/her mum would be overjoyed to finally have a daughter to dote over, let alone her over protective horde of 'sons'); Kurze (just miffed he gives his victims fairly insecure boners, while killing them), Dorn (magic pain glove still fits); Vulkan (now he can be the caring mother of his legion - but he has difficulty hugging his/her sons).
It would be pretty entertaining if certain primarchs could only be corrupted/redeemed after you've made waifus of others, like Ferrus after Fulgrim, and Horus after Sanguinius, due to how close their relationships were before the Heresy (and whom they likely had latent feelings, romantic or unromantic, for).
For the MC himself, I'm not to sure whether he's a Space Marine, a lost Primarch, a Guardsman, a Custodes, or a Thunder Warrior. Personally I'd prefer either a Guardsman (we can all guess who with Horus being involved) or a surviving Thunder warrior; mainly because 1. Perpetual/long livedness; 2. Balls of Admantine (in both cases); 3. I like the idea of the Thunder Warriors surviving the Unification wars, even if they're no longer in production like the Space Marines (also they are more immune to chaos/warp energy, and may have blanc abilities).
Overall good job so far, and while i'm strapped for cash, best of luck for the future, knowing how big the 40k community is (and how to be into 40k, your wallet has to be of a certain size) I'd say your picture costs should largely be covered by the second update.
Imperial_Briton
So tried the demo, didn't find the arrow out til the second try after reading this thread, so hopefully that'll be fixed/changed.
The idea is pretty novel, though i personally hope that it's going to be more "female primarchs" and less "waifu anime girls that kinda look like the primarch they're based off of". I want to see some 8 foot, amazonian battle queens!
The idea is pretty novel, though i personally hope that it's going to be more "female primarchs" and less "waifu anime girls that kinda look like the primarch they're based off of". I want to see some 8 foot, amazonian battle queens!
So how are Alpharius and Omegon going to be represented? Twins, where nobody ever knows which one they're fucking?
Actually, that sounds like a funny idea. There's also a huge missed oportunity not calling it Warhammer 69k
Actually, that sounds like a funny idea. There's also a huge missed oportunity not calling it Warhammer 69k
I like the game overal i do however have one major issue. no matter what i do unless i hold down skip the system will crash so i have to then rollback and hold down ctrl and it continues fine. it's rather annoying to be honest
Ahmen to thatThere is no problem to rename it to Sexhammer 69k: Whorus Heresy. But's everything is to game maker. But that still doesn't matter we, players, can't call it like that. Because warhammer community is like Imperium of Man, we can do whatever we want.
Well, by using ctrl you just skip the error with all the text, but it would be good if you made screenshot of that error or log to the game developer, so he could patch it.
But hey, that demo, even with those errors, is still better than dawn of war III.
also here you go
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Yeah, I'm with you on the Guardsman bit- and I mean GUARDSMAN, not that 'Perpetual' BS. Just one lone man, holding the line (and the bedposts) for the Emperor and Humanity.