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GaeRedux

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Ok so I know that this is a porn game and it's probably made by a Russian dev? but the line

"Even though she has grown so much, her pussy is tight like a baby's"

bruh wtf
 

Kattlarv

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Ok so I know that this is a porn game and it's probably made by a Russian dev? but the line

"Even though she has grown so much, her pussy is tight like a baby's"

bruh wtf
This is nonetheless something I find amusing in porn games.
They show girls with petite, flat prepubescent loli vags and glorify them as these "amazing, tight things!" whereas in reality: They're actually pretty loose, and just forcefully stretched to capacity. Bit of a hassle to enter.

If they want ACTUALLY tight vag: Fuck someone athletic. The vag is a muscle. And guess how muscles work... xD
It can be as tight around a pencil as around a fist.
Though, yes: This isn't as "sexy" for guys as slobbering around how big and thick the guys dick is xP
 
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GaeRedux

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This is nonetheless something I find amusing in porn games.
They show girls with petite, flat prepubescent loli vags and glorify them as these "amazing, tight things!" whereas in reality: They're actually pretty loose, and just forcefully stretched to capacity. Bit of a hassle to enter.

If they want ACTUALLY tight vag: Fuck someone athletic. The vag is a muscle. And guess how muscles work... xD
It can be as tight around a pencil as around a fist.
Though, yes: This isn't as "sexy" for guys as slobbering around how big and thick the guys dick is xP
Well that's useful info but I wouldnt know that since Im a 20yr-old virgin. My point about the "tight like a baby" thing was about the wording. Even though it's a figure of speech it still weird to compare the vagina's tightness to a baby's. or maybe it's just me idk
 

Kattlarv

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Well that's useful info but I wouldnt know that since Im a 20yr-old virgin. My point about the "tight like a baby" thing was about the wording. Even though it's a figure of speech it still weird to compare the vagina's tightness to a baby's. or maybe it's just me idk
I got that.
I just read it and it reminded me of that :p
It's like that: A girl is fucked 2000 times by the same guy: Super tight vag.
A girl has sex 2 times with 3 different guys: Loose ass flabby vag.
Flawless logic xD

But yeah: The quote is just very... "wut?" overall.
Not exactly a sexy line.
 
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gyupapaa

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Well, even though the version number moved forward 0.18...the game only moved sideways in terms of content. Oh well.
 

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I take it then everybody has this annoying shit in their game also?....
Id like to know how to make it readable English I know its possible, Thanks.
 
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If they want ACTUALLY tight vag: Fuck someone athletic. The vag is a muscle. And guess how muscles work... xD
It can be as tight around a pencil as around a fist.
Good thing the Guardians are athletic, then. Well, four of them:
  1. Will: competitive swimmer.
  2. Irma: she's the exception, as the show never got to the point she gets engaged in physical activities herself (there's a reason in the comics she's the chubby one). That changes by the time of the fifth arc, where she gets into soccer, and in the sixth she goes to circus school (no, really) and gets involved in the more acrobatic activities, among others.
  3. Taranee: dancer.
  4. Cornelia: competitive figure skater.
  5. Hay Lin: KUNG FU. No, really. It doesn't come out until the seventh arc, but she's been practicing Kung Fu since a young age.
  6. As a whole: They have to fight quite often, using up a lot of energy by moving around, and Xin Jing's Gift (their regenerative factor) uses more as it heals them and brings them closer to perfect health (it even cut by a lot Hay Lin's time with braces, and Taranee wears fake glasses from the third arc onward because her sight was healed. That of course makes me wonder how much Irma eats, if she's still chubby...). Then at the start of the sixth arc Taranee gets the group involved at the dance school, and late in the arc they all get Capoeira lessons.
As for the other ladies, Elyon in the comics turned out quite skilled at riding horses, Susan keeps herself exercised when she's got the time, Miranda does all those jobs for Phobos and has to move around often, and Lilian is simply young enough her muscles are athlete muscles even without exercise, so the only one who may not be athletic is Anna (like mother, like daughter?).
 
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So the game is a narrative game? Like it walks you through the scenes and the only real choice you have is which "path" you wanna walk first?
Reading the old comments here (2 years ago etc.) gave me the impression its more of a "dating" game where you get points with the girls until you get to the sex scenes.
Right now I can't see stats or something like that about the girls so I figured its a story-ish game.

Or am I wrong there are "paths" that have different results?
 

Evil Earthworm Jim

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So the game is a narrative game? Like it walks you through the scenes and the only real choice you have is which "path" you wanna walk first?
Reading the old comments here (2 years ago etc.) gave me the impression its more of a "dating" game where you get points with the girls until you get to the sex scenes.
Right now I can't see stats or something like that about the girls so I figured its a story-ish game.

Or am I wrong there are "paths" that have different results?
Eylon had the sort of mechanic you where looking for just an update ago but the dev has since gutted Eylons route and looks as if he is planing to overhaul her.
 

Kattlarv

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Good thing the Guardians are athletic, then. Well, four of them:
  1. Will: competitive swimmer.
  2. Irma: she's the exception, as the show never got to the point she gets engaged in physical activities herself (there's a reason in the comics she's the chubby one). That changes by the time of the fifth arc, where she gets into soccer, and in the sixth she goes to circus school (no, really) and gets involved in the more acrobatic activities, among others.
  3. Taranee: dancer.
  4. Cornelia: competitive figure skater.
  5. Hay Lin: KUNG FU. No, really. It doesn't come out until the seventh arc, but she's been practicing Kung Fu since a young age.
  6. As a whole: They have to fight quite often, using up a lot of energy by moving around, and Xin Jing's Gift (their regenerative factor) uses more as it heals them and brings them closer to perfect health (it even cut by a lot Hay Lin's time with braces, and Taranee wears fake glasses from the third arc onward because her sight was healed. That of course makes me wonder how much Irma eats, if she's still chubby...). Then at the start of the sixth arc Taranee gets the group involved at the dance school, and late in the arc they all get Capoeira lessons.
As for the other ladies, Elyon in the comics turned out quite skilled at riding horses, Susan keeps herself exercised when she's got the time, Miranda does all those jobs for Phobos and has to move around often, and Lilian is simply young enough her muscles are athlete muscles even without exercise, so the only one who may not be athletic is Anna (like mother, like daughter?).
Yeah. They are rather fit.
Doesn't really help they all have the same copy pasted, circumcised/pre-teen pussy tbh xP
But that IS the standard porn one. Especially to imply "tightness".

The whole "labia = soggy, loose vag" is stupid in more than ten ways. I mean, they literally have nothing to do with the vag. It's like seeing a guy with big balls and going "Dang, his dick must be sooo limp.". Or heck: Flip it around and assume big tits = loose xP I honestly don't get where porn even came up with half of these tropes and misconceptions.

Trailing off a bit here but: Time and again I see people that don't even know the pussy can get erections. Or even what a labia is. Much less that humans range from 0-6 inches in terms of said labia... or think that women pee out of the vagina.
I'm not saying porn has to be realistic. Not even close. Part of porn is to ignore aspects of reality. But after a certain point, it starts to get kinda stupid xP Especially when people don't even know basic facts.


So the game is a narrative game? Like it walks you through the scenes and the only real choice you have is which "path" you wanna walk first?
Reading the old comments here (2 years ago etc.) gave me the impression its more of a "dating" game where you get points with the girls until you get to the sex scenes.
Right now I can't see stats or something like that about the girls so I figured its a story-ish game.

Or am I wrong there are "paths" that have different results?
~Ish...?
It is a bit "You follow Gary Stu". It's one of those games you honestly have close to no input in. You just point the character in a direction and push.
It's not "dating" in any way. Think more "scheming". You pick a character, and then eventually get the macguffin you need to rape them. And then you select your next victim and repeat.
 
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Eylon had the sort of mechanic you where looking for just an update ago but the dev has since gutted Eylons route and looks as if he is planing to overhaul her.
Yeah. They are rather fit.
Doesn't really help they all have the same copy pasted, circumcised/pre-teen pussy tbh xP
But that IS the standard porn one. Especially to imply "tightness".

The whole "labia = soggy, loose vag" is stupid in more than ten ways. I mean, they literally have nothing to do with the vag. It's like seeing a guy with big balls and going "Dang, his dick must be sooo limp.". Or heck: Flip it around and assume big tits = loose xP I honestly don't get where porn even came up with half of these tropes and misconceptions.

Trailing off a bit here but: Time and again I see people that don't even know the pussy can get erections. Or even what a labia is. Much less that humans range from 0-6 inches in terms of said labia... or think that women pee out of the vagina.
I'm not saying porn has to be realistic. Not even close. Part of porn is to ignore aspects of reality. But after a certain point, it starts to get kinda stupid xP Especially when people don't even know basic facts.




~Ish...?
It is a bit "You follow Gary Stu". It's one of those games you honestly have close to no input in. You just point the character in a direction and push.
It's not "dating" in any way. Think more "scheming". You pick a character, and then eventually get the macguffin you need to rape them. And then you select your next victim and repeat.
Thanks for the replays!

So the game "ends" right now after the tarenee scenes? Tried checking OP but its unclear how much content is there. I guess thats the end as of current update because there is no ! anywhere anymore..
 

Evil Earthworm Jim

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Thanks for the replays!

So the game "ends" right now after the tarenee scenes? Tried checking OP but its unclear how much content is there. I guess thats the end as of current update because there is no ! anywhere anymore..
Did you get all of ty lees stuff too? I don't think they have a quest marker to start that route yet.
 

SamHaim

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I take it then everybody has this annoying shit in their game also?....
Id like to know how to make it readable English I know its possible, Thanks.
Getting the same bug. Top right stats in Russian.
 
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Did you get all of ty lees stuff too? I don't think they have a quest marker to start that route yet.
Sometimes it does and sometimes it doesn't. I just checked the Gallery and I got everything so there's that, besides #27 which I read here that was removed. And some of the Elyon pics that are in OP which seem to have been removed temporarily.
 

Evil Earthworm Jim

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I take it then everybody has this annoying shit in their game also?....
Id like to know how to make it readable English I know its possible, Thanks.
That looks like what day it is, time of day, your money and your gold (to be spent in magic land) it's a fault in the translation it happens between releases sometimes and is usually fixed in the next update :) hope this helps.
 
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