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polycentric

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Have to say that, as a guy, we can act really fucking dumb. This reminds me of the Lana Rhodes crypto 'rug-pull':


- A heavily-funded adult project appears to go awry
- Thirsty simps literally beg for the project to continue
- Said thirsty simps live in an advanced state of denial, argue with and attack anyone that points out obvious problems
- The project principles run out of plausible excuses and resorts to making outlandish, impossible claims
- The simp herd thins out a little, but a certain population of the most delusional hang on even as the project craters like the Chicxulub asteroid.

Nothing, especially a sex cartoon, is worth this kind of embarrassment. Let's turn our pants around, zip them up from at front and stop taking this kind of shit that, in another field, would get the people involved to be run out town.
 
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derpmcderp

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Any bets on when one of the delays will be BD "firing" "Mackenzie" for "her" total inability to change the audience's mind about BD? He'll frame it as "I hired her to take on this role and we both mutually agreed we weren't getting what we wanted out of the arrangement" and then he can have even more delays while he "tries to find a replacement and get him/her up to speed."
 

Seekeros

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chatgpt is the funniest mfer :ROFLMAO:


Dear Patreons,

I hope this post finds you well. I wanted to take a moment to update you all on the current status of the game update release. Unfortunately, it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that the update release will be delayed.

Several issues have arisen that have caused this delay. Firstly, I have experienced the loss of a close relative, and this has understandably impacted my ability to focus on game development. Secondly, I have been dealing with a number of technical issues that have slowed down progress significantly. Additionally, I have experienced a number of mental breakdowns and anxiety that have made it difficult for me to work on the game effectively.

As you all know, I am a one-man team working on this game, and these issues have all compounded to make it impossible for me to deliver the update on time. Additionally, I have been preoccupied with remodeling the interior of my house. I wasn't happy with the bathroom tiles, so I've been working on that project as well. I know this isn't a great excuse, but I want to be transparent about what's been going on in my life.

Furthermore, I never expected the game to do as well as it has, and I feel like I owe it to you all to be honest about the impact that your support has had on me. I have been overwhelmed with gratitude for your support, but it has also put a lot of pressure on me to deliver an update that meets your expectations.

In light of all of this, I have decided to bring on a friend of mine, Mackenzie, to handle the update release. I trust her completely, and I know that she will do an excellent job. I'm still busy putting my imaginary kid to sleep, but I'll be cheering her on from the sidelines.

Thank you all for your understanding and support. I know that this delay is frustrating, but I hope that you can appreciate the difficult circumstances that I've been dealing with. I promise to do everything in my power to ensure that the game is updated as soon as possible.

Best regards,

BD
 

Krynh

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chatgpt is the funniest mfer :ROFLMAO:


Dear Patreons,

I hope this post finds you well. I wanted to take a moment to update you all on the current status of the game update release. Unfortunately, it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that the update release will be delayed.

Several issues have arisen that have caused this delay. Firstly, I have experienced the loss of a close relative, and this has understandably impacted my ability to focus on game development. Secondly, I have been dealing with a number of technical issues that have slowed down progress significantly. Additionally, I have experienced a number of mental breakdowns and anxiety that have made it difficult for me to work on the game effectively.

As you all know, I am a one-man team working on this game, and these issues have all compounded to make it impossible for me to deliver the update on time. Additionally, I have been preoccupied with remodeling the interior of my house. I wasn't happy with the bathroom tiles, so I've been working on that project as well. I know this isn't a great excuse, but I want to be transparent about what's been going on in my life.

Furthermore, I never expected the game to do as well as it has, and I feel like I owe it to you all to be honest about the impact that your support has had on me. I have been overwhelmed with gratitude for your support, but it has also put a lot of pressure on me to deliver an update that meets your expectations.

In light of all of this, I have decided to bring on a friend of mine, Mackenzie, to handle the update release. I trust her completely, and I know that she will do an excellent job. I'm still busy putting my imaginary kid to sleep, but I'll be cheering her on from the sidelines.

Thank you all for your understanding and support. I know that this delay is frustrating, but I hope that you can appreciate the difficult circumstances that I've been dealing with. I promise to do everything in my power to ensure that the game is updated as soon as possible.

Best regards,

BD
Ha ha, that's almost worth paying him to get discord access to post it on there
 

RPDL

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chatgpt is the funniest mfer :ROFLMAO:


Dear Patreons,

I hope this post finds you well. I wanted to take a moment to update you all on the current status of the game update release. Unfortunately, it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that the update release will be delayed.

Several issues have arisen that have caused this delay. Firstly, I have experienced the loss of a close relative, and this has understandably impacted my ability to focus on game development. Secondly, I have been dealing with a number of technical issues that have slowed down progress significantly. Additionally, I have experienced a number of mental breakdowns and anxiety that have made it difficult for me to work on the game effectively.

As you all know, I am a one-man team working on this game, and these issues have all compounded to make it impossible for me to deliver the update on time. Additionally, I have been preoccupied with remodeling the interior of my house. I wasn't happy with the bathroom tiles, so I've been working on that project as well. I know this isn't a great excuse, but I want to be transparent about what's been going on in my life.

Furthermore, I never expected the game to do as well as it has, and I feel like I owe it to you all to be honest about the impact that your support has had on me. I have been overwhelmed with gratitude for your support, but it has also put a lot of pressure on me to deliver an update that meets your expectations.

In light of all of this, I have decided to bring on a friend of mine, Mackenzie, to handle the update release. I trust her completely, and I know that she will do an excellent job. I'm still busy putting my imaginary kid to sleep, but I'll be cheering her on from the sidelines.

Thank you all for your understanding and support. I know that this delay is frustrating, but I hope that you can appreciate the difficult circumstances that I've been dealing with. I promise to do everything in my power to ensure that the game is updated as soon as possible.

Best regards,

BD
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StantheMan69

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Naaaaa, there is def not enough Drama in the Message. This sounds much too lame for someone as BD. :ROFLMAO:
You are right probably need to add something in there about a severe storm hit the place where he lives hard and a large branch fell on his house causing a big hole in the side of it. A hole in which his dog got out and got ran over and now his going through emotional trauma. Because of this he forgot to feed the goldfish his mother bought him before she died. Thus his goldfish died and now life lost all meaning.
 
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Grimstar

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Don't know if any of you remember the last update, but to me it felt like BD was self inserting himself into the MC a little to hard. I mean since when did the MC suddenly start to have crippling anxiety that stops him from having sexy time? Litterally came out of nowhere. No build up or explanation to explain it. Just poof and its there. And worse yet, it happened with Penny (a character who already has little screen time).

If BD was smart he would have used the opportunity to showcase how the MC's presence has affected Penny to the point that she is willing to push herself out of her comfort zone and change herself just to please him (exhibition). We could then have this lead to the MC making a moral choice of love/corruption (either way he would have had sexy time with Penny) where the corruption route utimately leads to the cult that we can already see forming in the end.

As for this basketball game, (With the MC not playing it should be like 24-40 renders top) I have no idea what's going through BDs head. The whole thing should honestly be less than five minutes. But for that to happen BD would have to be competent which I can't even make a joke about at this point.

All in all, BD is just like Gohan, nothing more than wasted potential. Even if he makes a comeback in the future, its far to late.
 

YepperCause

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Dec 23, 2017
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Until this update, I really thought that BD was not a scammer but was just burned out on the project and unwilling to admit, even to himself, he wanted to keep cashing checks for it but didn't want to deal with it anymore. I've had similar experiences, where I ended up stuck with projects I didn't care about and I found excuses to avoid working on them rather than admitting that I didn't care about them.

My basic theory was that BD got bored with the project, then did the DITLO: Harper release. He got absolutely blasted on here about it because of the bizarre censorship and how pointless it seemed compared to most updates to the main game. We know he's a contrarian (hence the doubling down on "bru-bru" and duckface) so he didn't want to admit that he'd made a mistake and just got upset that he was no longer being praised everywhere. That made him upset and robbed him of his drive to make the game, but he still wanted the cash, so he convinced himself it was just a temporary setback.

But I now just think he's knowingly lying to his audience because he realizes he can post a few times a month to Patreon and Discord and keep taking home ~$100k a year for years with no added effort. If he actually craps out a 400 render update every 6 months he can probably keep making that literally forever. There's just no way Mackenzie is a real person. If she were a real person, she wouldn't be making the exact, precise same mistakes in terms of strategy (committing to release dates then committing to not committing to release dates over and over again) that BD was making. She would actually have taken the control she claimed she had on day one and be able to make posts and even put out updates on time. She would have required that BD give her a working beta of the update before a release date was stated. Etc. As someone brought in on the theory that BD can't deal with communication around his game and needs to restore trust with the audience, there's no way she would have facilitated the exact same mistakes she said, on day one, she was there to correct in the future. She's absolutely fictional which means that BD is knowingly lying about everything to keep the gravy train rolling.

I know that's something many people here were convinced of when she was introduced (pretty weird there's a Mackenzie, same profile pic, in the game, for example). But it just seemed like such an incredible thing to lie about that I gave BD the benefit of the doubt. More fool me, I guess. If I'm right, then he probably will keep releasing mid-sized updates around twice a year to make sure the fans always have some illusion of progress and the game never gets flagged as abandoned.
 

Plaguerave

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It happens, yes. However, in their scenario it was over the course of weeks, not just a day or two.

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Have you ever went into maintenance mode on cable? or gigabit boxes?

There is a frequency modulator I am on gigabit through my cable company when in maintenance mode there are several frequencies listed that are being sent through the coaxial line.

I could go into this all day I installed internet for a living once upon a time in cali and I am a federally licensed radio operator it IS all frequency even the laser that provides fiber transmits AT a frequency why do you think the FCC is involved so heavily in the US and respective agencies in other countries.

That is completely off topic thgough.

I've seen Brain do this crap for a little over 2 years now either some of it be legit or not I am not to judge my bank dubbs patreon as a "fraud" site and they wont let me support certain people that I supported in the past so I have no real stool to stand on and bitch because I am not paying for the story.

Do I enjoy this story YES very much so I have been addicted to it more then a couple of others that I first found.
Do I want to see it progress and become what it has the potential to be?
Hell yes I do I would love to see this shoot past where it is and develop more.
Will I hold my breath while waiting?
Fuck No!

I haven't even downloaded the latest last time I played was before the harper update.
Why? Because I know I will blow through it in a few hours and be wanting more and I wont see it for 6 months to 2 more years.

Is it frustrating to see something I like go like this?
Yes very much so I did defend Brain in the past when it was a legitimate defense how ever that was then this is 2 1/2 years later practically and from everything I dip through and read I don't see a lot of space to even attempt to defend him.

Either way I'll check back in a few months and see where things stand I have much more taxing and important things in life to deal with between the non-profit I volunteer for and actual legitimate health issues.

Also I am not trying to be a dick so take things as you will.

Take care!
 
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StantheMan69

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Hmm. Not enough drama in that death. It would probably look more like this if Braindrop told what happened to his fish. Also, nothing is ever Braindrops fault so he would never forget to feed it.

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Yeah your right BD is flawless, so it must of been Mackenzie that forgot to feed his goldfish lol. Now his is looking for someone to replace her.
 

armion82

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You are right probably need to add something in there about a sever storm hit the place where he lives hard and a large branch fell on his house causing a big hole in the side of it. A hole in which his dog got out and got ran over and now his going through emotional trauma. Because of this he forgot to feed the goldfish his mother bought him before she died. Thus his goldfish died and now life lost all meaning.
Maybe add playing SandStorm and SnowStorm.
 
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