So... Finally got around to playing the latest update of WVM (yes, shocking as fuck BD ACTUALLY dropped the update on the date he provided this time) and I have thoughts.
First being, of course, did it really have to take this fucking long to put this update together and put it out, after listening and enduring excuse, after excuse, after bullshit excuse? No, it did not. At this point, BD is in the doghouse with a electric collar around his balls if he thinks that this update makes up for everything. Hell, if his plans do pan out and he actually keeps his head out of his ass and starts actually delivering on the updates going forward in the next 2-3 months, it will be shocking. Highly as fuck doubt that it will happen though, given history.
That said, as for the update itself: Semi cockblocked by Aubery (Tattooed Ginger), BD's alter ego being a bitch (wonder if fucking his alter ego would count as incest or masterbation?), popped Aubery's cherry (shame we couldn't knock her up then and there), met two new girls (because we clearly don't have enough bitches and hoes at this point), spent time with the cheerleaders (and dealt with petty drama for the sake of drama), Skye very much showing interest in us (if we should interest in them, which I'm all for), Pregame feud erupts and then scene.
To be honest... I hope to fuck the game actually happens next update and it's a nail biter. A come from behind win, teammates rallied for the win over the fuckwit Thorns, going balls deep in Harper once everyone is gone... A man can dream...
Not to mention...
We are a mother fucking Dullahan apparently. We have NO FUCKING HEAD. Just a magical tongue that pops out somewhere and a magical dick, which explains why we have so many bitches. So either BD is truly lazy as fuck when it comes to having a head for our MC (which truly, shouldn't be that hard) or wants us to be the resident dullahan in a realm of mortals. Makes sense.
And why, for the love of FUCK did we both get more ugly as fuck duck kissing faces and Cedar/Willow/Oak/Walnut/whoeverthefuck have to go with the BruBru crap IN PUBLIC? Although, it was toned down to 3 times use instead of every other sentence... -sighs-