"What today was like" lol
"I f*cked around and made up some new excuses for my next promised update about no updates"
January 17th: Indonesia Air Transport ATR 42 crash
January 19th: MLK Day (going to pretend to be remorseful for what potential ancestors did 166 years ago on Jan 31st)
Feb 10th: Spin the wheel of ailments after adding the new ones I looked up on Web MD
Feb 26th: Mercury will go into retrograde
March 1st: Feign sadness that we didn't have a leap day yesterday
March 18th: Hangover from green beers