- Jan 18, 2018
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I've decided to do the opposite of every other dev. I'm going backwards!
v.0.01 HJ&BJ
v.0.02 Ass-a-lingus
v.0.03 Kiss on the lips
v.0.04 Holding hands
v.0.05 Shy looks at each other when no one is watching.
v.0.06 Asking a friend to ask her if she's seeing anybody.
That should get me more support! What could go wrong?
I'm not sure which I find funnier- the above preposterous idea OR the phrase "Ass-a-lingus"... Lol
It seems like you may have forgotten a couple versions;
v.0.07 They see each other across a busy street/crowded room.
v.0.08 They are born, in separate cities- 100's of miles away from one another.
v0.09 Their respective parents doing the nasty in a small 80's era Honda Civic (same car- different color).
I have to say, I think there's more at play here than just a couple of lazy lovers- something is influencing them and it's affecting their relationship. I could be reading way more into this, but they seem to tire out really quickly for newlyweds/honeymooners...
Lol If one gets satisfied and the other does not- then it forces/"tempts"* them to look for other means of "release".
*See original theory.