TheDevian

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Well maybe they actually need a new broodmother even more as a strapping lad, could that have something to do with one of Trisha's obsessions?

As an aside, so sad that the level of Bioware games dropped so much after Dragon Age Awakening, still remember Baldurs Gate with great fondness,
BioWare died when EA bought them, they have just been propping up the corpse for years. It's like Weekend at BiowEAr.
* now wonders if there should be a "Ava for eva" game *
She’s climbin’ in your windows, she’s snatchin’ your people up, tryin’ to rape ‘em. So y’all need to hide your girls, hide your wife, and hide your sisters cause she's rapin’ everybody out here.
It would be more fun is she was the MC, and you have to run around and collect all the waifu! :devilish:

...Is that just me?
 
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alexrieper

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Well, they did something right in Andromeda: they brought back overheat guns in a more proper manner than in their ME3 attempt. Stil, I finally completed the game only 2 weeks ago, and I had it since launch. I just completely lost interest within a few weeks while still somewhere on Kadara..
I'm going to be honest here for a minute, I bought Andromeda on a PSN sale for 6£ and I still think I over-payed for it. Played it roughly for about 10 hours in the first and only sitting. It was probably the most boring gameplay I have played in a long time. Nothing about it griped me at all, not the story, not the characters, not the locations. The only thing I enjoyed was the combat and the reworked class and power system. I was desperately trying to find any reason to keep playing but I gave up shortly after meeting the new reptile looking species (can't even remember their name, that's how much of an impact that game had on me). Everything just felt like a weaker copy of previous titles, especially the enemy encounters. The new robot things are a pale shadow of the Geth, the outlaw don't even come close to battling Cerberus and the new enemy guys are just not as threatening as the Reapers/Collectors. The multiplayer I did play quite a lot, it was fun just like ME3, I like that mindless horde battle type of co-op.

Compare it to ME2, which I own 3 copies of (2 on PS3 and one on PC... Still waiting for the trilogy remaster for PS4 come on now EA be nice for once ya bastards!) and have played it over and over again in every possible way and difficulty (Insanity difficulty is a bloody great challenge every single time!) For me personally 2 is the Magnum Opus of the series, and it introduced me to my first fictional character I've come to love as if it were real.

It has been close to a year that I bought Andromeda, haven't even thought about going back to finish it...
 

DA22

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I'm going to be honest here for a minute, I bought Andromeda on a PSN sale for 6£ and I still think I over-payed for it. Played it roughly for about 10 hours in the first and only sitting. It was probably the most boring gameplay I have played in a long time. Nothing about it griped me at all, not the story, not the characters, not the locations. The only thing I enjoyed was the combat and the reworked class and power system. I was desperately trying to find any reason to keep playing but I gave up shortly after meeting the new reptile looking species (can't even remember their name, that's how much of an impact that game had on me). Everything just felt like a weaker copy of previous titles, especially the enemy encounters. The new robot things are a pale shadow of the Geth, the outlaw don't even come close to battling Cerberus and the new enemy guys are just not as threatening as the Reapers/Collectors. The multiplayer I did play quite a lot, it was fun just like ME3, I like that mindless horde battle type of co-op.

Compare it to ME2, which I own 3 copies of (2 on PS3 and one on PC... Still waiting for the trilogy remaster for PS4 come on now EA be nice for once ya bastards!) and have played it over and over again in every possible way and difficulty (Insanity difficulty is a bloody great challenge every single time!) For me personally 2 is the Magnum Opus of the series, and it introduced me to my first fictional character I've come to love as if it were real.

It has been close to a year that I bought Andromeda, haven't even thought about going back to finish it...
Same here, installed it, ran into many bugs, went back month later, played an hour and never touched it again.
 

Avaron1974

Resident Lesbian
Aug 22, 2018
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*blinks!*
Picture it, right...

If I was slightly taller, the size of a proper human being rather than the 4 foot fairy I am now. I had muscle. I could go out in the sun without instantly turning into a baked lobster and got a tan and was totally badass.

So imagine if I was like the total opposite of what I am now me and her could totally be the same.
 

Goblin Baily: DILF

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She's doing it already! She's stealing our women! D:
she's stealin yours... mine are safe because I treat them right..

Picture it, right...

If I was slightly taller, the size of a proper human being rather than the 4 foot fairy I am now. I had muscle. I could go out in the sun without instantly turning into a baked lobster and got a tan and was totally badass.

So imagine if I was like the total opposite of what I am now me and her could totally be the same.
you forgot " if it didn't take me months to appreciate RahRah"...
 

Nottravis

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Picture it, right...

If I was slightly taller, the size of a proper human being rather than the 4 foot fairy I am now. I had muscle. I could go out in the sun without instantly turning into a baked lobster and got a tan and was totally badass.

So imagine if I was like the total opposite of what I am now me and her could totally be the same.
*laughs*

*feels less weird about BP now!*
 

DA22

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Using thicker cages woth bigger locks hardly qualifies as "treat them right"
Depends on your point of view and what his girls actually like, admittely does not sound like right. Makes me think of another bad question to ask Bored Pilot :p

Dear Diane,

I was wondering am I being stalked by Thea, all my girlfriends suddenly start to lecture me about female rights, the joys of socialism and so on and so forth. I really cannot understand this. A self-absorbed capitalistic male chauvinist pig. (or at least that is what my last girlfriends and female employees called me)
 
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popabear

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Not the bonus pic, but I do have this little gem stashed away in my NottSAC.
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I respect your NottSAC.
I just said I'm not condemning people without trial
How do you try someone who is dead? Stop being irrational, rebel scum!
Man oh man, this is how you write a game! Maybe it's just nostalgia, but man that game was good! I'm so sad so much content got lost because of the rush to launch.
So you are saying that Thea is the females of their species?
Thea is an alien? -whoadude-
 

Goblin Baily: DILF

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Using thicker cages woth bigger locks hardly qualifies as "treat them right"
if you weren't developing a great game.... nope... I don't do blackmail paths
Man oh man, this is how you write a game! Maybe it's just nostalgia, but man that game was good! I'm so sad so much content got lost because of the rush to launch.
"For house Inrokini!"
 

Sulring Durgul

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How do you try someone who is dead?
Very easily, as a matter of fact, as you do not have to bother with a lot of legal niceties living defendants are supposed to have. :devilish:

Man oh man, this is how you write a game! Maybe it's just nostalgia, but man that game was good! I'm so sad so much content got lost because of the rush to launch.
There's still a lot of good content in SWTOR, but some of the latest game versions changed the gameplay quite a bit.
 
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