RPGM Completed We Have No Rice! ~Magical Farming Survival RPG~ [v0.5.2] [crotch]

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Dec 21, 2019
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just a quick walk through for anyone struggle to end the game .

all quest are optional , except pay fine , (not sure about daughter ornament)

you can literally end the game without going through h-scene , your minion grow up but eat up rice as you walk , so plant more ............

wood , stone , mineral can be found as you know to everywhere and sleep through the night .

(how to defeat farmer church)

once you pay 1k fine , you will receive unknown letter , go to your house , read letter , go to the lord , should you choose to accept it , you can end it . you will face the thin perverted mask receptionist (level should be slightly higher than a bandit) , big bodyguard (slightly lower level than cyclops ) and two phase boss T***** (u know who) .

few ways , stregthen cart (mine was 400 hp) , take your minion (mine was 1k hp) , defeat cyclops at south of your house (their level about the same as farmer church big bodyguard ) , use up all the warrior and mage book (50 atk 50 mat should do the work )

burn out is great to use for tp move if you are lack of physical atk , but as you consume warrior book , hit a lot is the one you will spam the most .

if you are trouble killing due to mana or low hp , go to item and use either wood , iron , or stone .it is a consumable that deal slightly higher damage .

where to find IRON ? find helm skeleton and defeat him .cant defeat skeleton ? do it like how pipir torture themselves in the past (HIT A LOT / PHYSICAL)



about the boss ,

phase 1 like cyclops , after halfway , he will strip and get buff a bit (if you are Overwhelmingly strong , should be fine )
phase 2 , same method , (but he will regen every two turn ,so be careful )

different food provide different buff . you can strike for crit and luk since yakuzo (the buff leaves give 3 different buff in battle)


bonus for h-scene that is hard to find
harpy egg : (capture a chicken and put it in your house will unlock it ) (will stay at your bathing barrel )
minotaur : capture 4(2 for each phase to complete . ) and place 1 in your house , for her to appear . (in the nut near brewing machine )

gold-ball mission .


from the blacksmith lady ,

to get those stuff , go find red hood girl , each item cause 50 coins (150 total ) buy all , go home , distrub the tree spirit near your house (northeast) , once done , you will receieve sap spirit DO NOT DRINK IT (IDK HOW TO REVERSE IT )
.send it to her .

edit : thanks @balooga (https://f95zone.to/members/baloonga.1969630/ ) : you can remove golden ball status by masturbating , aunt or massage

or you can go to tool shop , buy portion , drink it up , once consumed , you can equip it at the equipment session .
(ps receive you to be in the reach limit of urine and feces to use it ).


receive no mission ?
it came based on fame , you can gain it by farming , defeating enemy , and sell item .

low on gold ?
sells more on bazzar than shipping at your home .

want slime clothing ?
slime underwear and slime cloth are available by defeating slime (RNG but their stats is decent )

want more MP ? study , easy math multiplication .
Want more hp ? only available for cart and servant .(servant can be equppied with bone for extra dmg )
want more crop ? poop at the fertilizer poop .


optional mission should be easy , just read the slightly (pathetic ) MTL translation and meet them at the location given .

have fun , enjoy .
 
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How do you unlock special skills??
special skills ? oh okay , my brain hits back all the memory after i uninstall the game .

if you are talking about skills other than encamp, which mean urinate , far* , and poo , it can be used after you eat ton of food (not usable in battle mode ) .

strengthen relationship with your servant skills (h-scene) is unlocked by having relationship with yourservant when its tp is at 100 (3 scenes , wait why am i spoiling it ).

bottle in the v**** and a**** skills is unlocked , if you buy something from red hood girl , buy potion from tool shop , finish the drink and then equip it (ps : may require you to get batispm at church , which means nun cloth is needed , i forgot this part ) why uses this skills if you can buy all the stuff from red hood girl to achieve the golden ball potion ?! (150 gold is not alot , JUST FFARRRMMM THHEEMM UUPPPP , OOHH WAIT , you are aiming for h scene .I apologizes for the rudeness )

ps : i need to find a rpgm games or low graphic but fun action games soon so i will be dedicating my whole time to replying each and every one of you guys .


oh hey looks, the power of rice is out , hope it's good .
 
Dec 21, 2019
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Wait, theres no scene replay? Only cg? Pls tell me there's scene replay
fame 28 , aunt letter , go to undergroud , only cg , however , some scene is playable again by apporaching the same npc again and again , (not monster defeat but side quest )

if you want for memorial as for monster defeat , used up the save slot .
 

baloonga

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Jan 24, 2020
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fercis You can remove gold ball status by masturbating or getting a massage, or visit and talk to aunt.

There are a few scenes I cant find that are in the cg.

Are there any scenes that need other clothes to unlock? So far only found some unlocked by bunny and nun clothes.
 
Dec 21, 2019
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fercis You can remove gold ball status by masturbating or getting a massage, or visit and talk to aunt.

There are a few scenes I cant find that are in the cg.

Are there any scenes that need other clothes to unlock? So far only found some unlocked by bunny and nun clothes.
tq for the golden balls status ,

most of the questi done only involve bunny and nun clothes , (and tarnatula tread pulling) feel free to trial and error by monster defeat .

prison clothes scene is unlocked by defeated (losing) to guard (just lower your health since u are OP and steal food at an inn )

how to get out of prison ? , first h-scene for key , then wait midnight , get out . feel free to stay super long inside and not taking key to explore for other option .
 

baloonga

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Jan 24, 2020
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Found that if you enter prison while having to poop you can unlock a scene("add money here"). Tried staying long. Nothing happens. Were you able to get the 3 eyed succubus scene?
 
Dec 21, 2019
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Found that if you enter prison while having to poop you can unlock a scene("add money here"). Tried staying long. Nothing happens. Were you able to get the 3 eyed succubus scene?
sorry mate , i dont know about that one , i quit after finishing beating last boss (not really h-scene finder) . you probably will have to wait a little longer for your question to be answered .
 

Tdius

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Feb 20, 2018
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Overview:
Use special magic abilities to cultivate a farm
regardless of things like weather and temperature.

Elder Sister Elina & Younger Sister Pipiru are two
elf girls that make a living in exactly this way!

Till the soil and imbue it with magic...
A peaceful daily task that required little labor.
Pipiru thought these days would last forever...

But she was wrong.
Her elder sister Elina ends up heading off on a
journey to defeat the demon lord with a passing
by Hero and his companions.

Now Pipiru must fend for herself and survive alone!
Here begins the destiny of Magical Farmer Pipiru...
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Thread Updated: 2020-03-27
Release Date: 2017-03-28
Developer: crotch
Translator: KinkyDF F95zone -
Censored: Yes
Version: 0.5.2
OS: Windows
Language: English (MTL)
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Tdius

Active Member
Feb 20, 2018
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View attachment 598228

Overview:
Use special magic abilities to cultivate a farm
regardless of things like weather and temperature.

Elder Sister Elina & Younger Sister Pipiru are two
elf girls that make a living in exactly this way!

Till the soil and imbue it with magic...
A peaceful daily task that required little labor.
Pipiru thought these days would last forever...

But she was wrong.
Her elder sister Elina ends up heading off on a
journey to defeat the demon lord with a passing
by Hero and his companions.

Now Pipiru must fend for herself and survive alone!
Here begins the destiny of Magical Farmer Pipiru...
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Thread Updated: 2020-03-27
Release Date: 2017-03-28
Developer: crotch
Translator: KinkyDF F95zone -
Censored: Yes
Version: 0.5.2
OS: Windows
Language: English (MTL)
Genre:
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(SCAT WARNING!) "There is a lot of piss and sh*t lying around in this game. Watch your step!"

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Win: - WORKUPLOAD -

Thank you KinkyDF for translating and sharing the game!

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still no work
 
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