OK, I've only been giving this award out for... thirty seconds now, but this one gets the award for "most unexpected English name from the Japanese that I didn't bother reading." I talked in another thread about how much I liked seeing how the Japanese for these new/old games manages to get rendered into English. This was a fun one.
I mean I'm not actually going to PLAY it, I just like playing the wow-that-name game.
Idk man, you really shouldn't give that prestigious award away without looking at the competition.
How about..
- "
Become Tentacle, Attack the Castle and Impregnate the Girls" ?
Okay, that one doesn't really cut it, right? Then how about..
- "My Girlfriend Gets Aroused Watching Me Having Sex With Another Girl" ?
That's a title like a diary entry alright. But ok, I see you are not convinced yet. Then buckle up for:
- "I’ll break into the office of DLsite’s distribution system, and have my way with all their mascot characters!!!"
I think the last one could take the win here. However, there's one more candidate. My personal favourite that isn't as, eh, 'well written' as the others, but instead comes on pretty hard with the ecchi-emphasize:
"
The Maiden Rape Assault – Violent Semen Inferno"
. . .
Imagine a scene that calls for the description of not only 'semen inferno', but a
violent semen inferno. Imagine your typical cynic too-old-for-this-shit detective remembering his worst case over a beer and he says "What we found there ... that ... that was not your
regular semen inferno. It was a
violent semen inferno." And the rookie cop looks at him and just whispers "... wat?".
Still cracks me up years later.