I tried, I failed.
I cannot ... I point blank refuse ... I will never, eeeeeeeeever play a character called fucking George.
There is nobody under 90 called George, wanna know why?
It's a shit name the human race evolved to never use. The only people called George had parents that absolutely despised them and wanted them to spend their lives suffering for having a name even people in the middle ages were ashamed of.
The only person allowed to use that name was George of the Jungle ..... because he lived in a jungle far away from civilisation but even then the animals mocked him for having a dumbass name.
If anyone reading this happens to be called George, I would very much like to deeply, from the bottom of my heart, most sincerely apologise ...... for the sucky name you got stuck with.