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The answer is simple the ugly bastard is not green so I should protect him (unless you throw green paint to him, at that point the ugly bastard will probably look like a big fat hogoblin so I'll probably end attacking him)Even goblins look better than ugly bastard but that's my opinion of course. I guess I just expect goblins to struggle with looks while the ugly bastard barely qualifies as human.
Besides I'm sure when we all get old we will become an ugly bastard to some degree.