OK, I've a really soft spot for noir and hardboiled detective stories and of the 1920-30-40s and I keep lamenting that there are nowhere near enough porn parodies of either (or, basically, any).
Then this game jumps out of nowhere, full story and looks like it's mostly about my kinks, and I get super excited.
Sure, the renders in the screenshots are horrible: they seem literally something made 12 years ago and even then they would have looked bad. It doesn't even seem Iray, and that shirt, my goodness!
But hey, who am I to judge? I've been using V4 and G2 and 1280x768 resolution up to last year, so I set myself to enjoy a nice trip in my favourite genre and period...
But the download is 5 Gb? WTF? That's a serious issue for me. Not insurmountable but serious.
And reading the comments, the giant size goes all to a voiceover that's completely unsubtitled, with no regard for accessibility?
It's this something the Universe made purposely to annoy me?