Rated 1 Star for unbeatable boss intro. Intro was longer that long dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Intro was so long, it killed my boner and forced me to be productive and send out two job applications. Made a typo on the first one's cover letter, but got accepted into the second application. So ... rated 1 star for being a horrible intro (there is no game content, because you can't beat the intro) and 5 stars for helping me move on with my life. Artwork looks lovely, and that's the only positive.