Kellermann

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Oct 20, 2020
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Well, I won't be joining you DIK brothers this time as you prepare for deployment on 16 December for Operation BaDIK Blue Ball Relief, but as we have been through a lot together (fap training, homoerotic circle jerks, episode release drills, goblin memes, etc) I feel it is my duty to at least re-impart my old helpful tips and tricks that my help you as you go into BaDIK battle without me in a few days when the episode releases.

-Clear schedules
-Divorce spouse, dump girlfriend/boyfriend, abandon kids...they all will just be a nuisance during your play marathon)
-Request time off or just quit job
-Limit self diddling (although a quick pre-game fap to a ginger or plump bottom is acceptable to calm your nerves)
-Properly hydrate in advance (pre-prepared food is optional if you are a fat pig)
-Review your playthrough notes (you're a nerd playing a porn game, of course you're keeping notes)


Keep your heads down (or up as it were!) Good luck
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Kellermann is the only Derek that I recognise and appreciate
A backhanded compliment...but I'll take it. :D
 

Ilhares

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Aug 19, 2019
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Prefaced : No, Carolyn, it's soccer! That's what English calles it before being brainwashed, and that's what I calk it because I live in a backwards country.
idk if wendy could handle that much dick beating her cheeks up? but who doesn't wanna ride some bbw into a sweaty mess :devilish:
That would be me, I really don't want that. At no point do I find a sow-bodied woman appealing. If you do, by all means, go ahead. Just don't assume everyone shares those tastes.
I always think if this is true why Josy doesn't recognize Isabella or Isabella to Josy
"If I ignore her hard enough she'll cease to exist"?
 

Dr. FuckFace

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Jul 8, 2022
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who the hell is wendy?

your image finally loaded- oh the fat feminist one? I doubt any of us would want a romantic path with her.


On big boobs, if it's woke to like girls that look like real world models or actresses instead of some manlet's cartoon drawn woman, then I dont mind being as woke as they come......

I have to say that the badik renders are pretty realistic to me, only the % of most beautiful ones is off and they are slightly too perfect. % can be explained by MC`s just not noticing the hundreds of students that he`s not involved with
Like in real world uni they absolutely have as gorgeous girls as in these renders, sorority just has high beauty standards and so does our FuckFace.

Badik world even has the averages and the uglies.
And there`s a cheap and great tittydoctor near the campus that gives his service for monthly payment.


World is a different place for the bold and the beautiful / the ugly and the annoying:WeSmart:
 

Ilhares

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Aug 19, 2019
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if you saw the pornstar Mz.Booty who is a bbw, you'd wanna smash her lol
Eww, no. Camila, sure. I prefer smaller, but the occasional big ol' badonk isn't bad. That thing you named is a hambeast that I wouldn't even subject Tybalt to as punishment.

But by all means, if you enjoy it, do so knowing that you have very little competition.
 

HumperDoo

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Apr 18, 2020
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Eww, no. Camila, sure. I prefer smaller, but the occasional big ol' badonk isn't bad. That thing you named is a hambeast that I wouldn't even subject Tybalt to as punishment.

But by all means, if you enjoy it, do so knowing that you have very little competition.
i bet its like fucken a water bed of straight meat, she could fuck my dick till it falls off :devilish:
 
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