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He's very ambitious lol.You forgot the most forgettable girl, Lynn
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Fucked MC's dad
He's very ambitious lol.You forgot the most forgettable girl, Lynn
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Arieth but so does everyone lolFailing with every girl he tries?
He's got more pussy that most of the other DIKs.
Arieth, Wendy, Lydia, Ashley (probably).
Only Tremolo and Tommy have a body count higher than that.
I didn't count Lynn, cause she was pre B&R.You forgot the most forgettable girl, Lynn
I do feel sorry for Derek, and I never tell him Zoey is a better friend (But he ain't sharing my room!).Arieth but so does everyone lol
Wendy is a fat feminist
Dunno who Lydia is, lets count it to 1
A jock is with Ashley
Lynn thats 2 now
But thats besides the point, theres moments in the game where you feel sorry for him.
If you refuse to share your room with him, if you refuse to hook him up with girls - failed multiple times, if you say Zoey is better friend and whatnot
Im willing to bet something is gonna go down with him, it cant be all good forever
she is the hottest girl Derek fuck, Derek peaked in high schoolYou forgot the most forgettable girl, Lynn
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It's okay Milton, you forgot her. No one can blame youI didn't count Lynn, cause she was pre B&R.
Ehhhhh.... that's a pretty low barshe is the hottest girl Derek fuck, Derek peaked in high school
Derek fucking Arieth is kind of a toss up to be fair. It depend on , well actually on MC. IF MC goes Home to Maya ( what I always choose even on my Sage path ) Derek doesn't have sex with AriethI didn't count Lynn, cause she was pre B&R.
I do feel sorry for Derek, and I never tell him Zoey is a better friend (But he ain't sharing my room!).
But a body count is a body count, you can't pick & choose who you add to it. Even when you add Arieth to everyone's body count except MC, Derek still has a higher number than every male except MC & Tommy.
Sure, he's at the lower end of the quality scale.
Now, if we're talking percentages & strike outs. Derek is very poor. Hahaha.
One day D-boy will bag ZoeyIt's okay Milton, you forgot her. No one can blame you
Ehhhhh.... that's a pretty low bar
If you mean "catch her in a big bag", then sure he couldOne day D-boy will bag Zoey
If MC isn't on her path I want Derek to get ZoeyIf you mean "catch her in a big bag", then sure he could
I'll never understand that sentiment tbh. Other than our new best friend hooking up with our old best friend being "poetic", it feels more like "giving" him Zoey out of pity. For both of them.If MC isn't on her path I want Derek to get Zoey
It not out of pity but more doing them a solid. Both need to grow up a lot but give it time I think they could fall in love besides if MC got a girl why can't Derek he just got to stop simping Ashley which she isn't even that hot to me so, Zoey would be massive upgrade for himI'll never understand that sentiment tbh. Other than our new best friend hooking up with our old best friend being "poetic", it feels more like "giving" him Zoey out of pity. For both of them.
Derek did MC a solid by putting him on Swyper, whether or not he ended up with Nicole/Nora. Trying to set up two people who are both still hung up on a past love, one of them being MC himself, doesn't sound like the best idea.It not out of pity but more doing them a solid. Both need to grow up a lot but give it time I think they could fall in love besides if MC got a girl why can't Derek he just got to stop simping Ashley which she isn't even that hot to me so, Zoey would be massive upgrade for him
Instead of nice romantic chat during their love-making/fucking.Derek did MC a solid by putting him on Swyper, whether or not he ended up with Nicole/Nora. Trying to set up two people who are both still hung up on a past love, one of them being MC himself, doesn't sound like the best idea.
Derek's best moment is at the end of 10 when that scene happen I'm like ok Derek should get Zoey he earn it in between cryingDerek did MC a solid by putting him on Swyper, whether or not he ended up with Nicole/Nora. Trying to set up two people who are both still hung up on a past love, one of them being MC himself, doesn't sound like the best idea.
Bitch shut the fuck up, you aren't an Ass Man!Instead of nice romantic chat during their love-making/fucking.
We would have:
Derek: Tremolo likes me better.
Zoey: He liked me first.
Derek: But I call him Ass Man
Zoey: Good idea, put it in my ass.
Derek: Ok, but he still likes me better.
'Put it between my tits' just didn't have the same impact.Bitch shut the fuck up, you aren't an Ass Man!
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You don't have the right! The fucking nerve to say that, BRO
Derek, Zoey, Vodka and a box of tampons.Zoey: Have you ever heard of Vodka Fanny Bullets?
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oh hell nah xD Nika is not just a total bitch, but he also is the most unrealistic edgy brat in know history, the guy goes from "hasnt been touching the gym in about 5 years" to mister olympia in one week xD Patrik Jane is a mentally impaired toddler compared to Nika, at least until the dev forgets about it... inconsistency is a better tittle for that game, also that game has a worst, way worst issue with release times, in BIK at least u know is being worked on, and after 10 months u can expect an update... right? right??!!For example, Nika from Summer gone is much more interesting. He has a complex and contradictory character, you can't call him a good guy and you can't call him an outright scumbag. He has a lot of flaws and is annoying at times. But because he feels so realistic. MC in this game is too functional, he's a function character. He doesn't have any bright distinctive features, he has no personality, he's too gray and ordinary. But for a game like this, built on immersiveness, this is probably the best option.