I’m just going to presume most are icky lovey dovey happy endings. Because I'm old and want some happy fucking endings after 10 years of waiting for this when it's finished.
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Nicole - Sadly I think that’s going to be a bittersweet ending. While they have a sweet dynamic, I don’t see how that can realistically go anywhere. He’s 19 and has uni or a career to build. A ready made family with a stripper 10yrs his senior is close to the worse decision he could ever make. That dynamic ends in friendship I think. Nicole is one of the characters I think most likely not to have a clean cut happy ending. Really hope I'm proved wrong though, I'll happily engage my suspension of disbelief for a good Nicole ending.
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Nora - An example of why fuckface has a lot to learn. She sits there and tells him she wants kids. So naturally he fucks her raw
. I'll be honest no idea where this one will go, not much there between them yet.
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Bella - Whatever is eating at her I presume is worked through with MC supporting her. After that I think she quits, finds a new job and they have a normal, happy life together especially once his education is wrapped up. Except for the sex because you know it’s a going to be very kinky. For all the axe murder jokes and how irritable she is at the start Bella is actually pretty calm and reasonable with the MC once they’re together. They seem good for each other, her maturing him a little and him pulling her back out of her shell. I think any ending will emphasis that. Her husband is also hopefully dead, because any man that leaves a woman's whose tits have their own gravitational field deserved it.
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Cathy - Seen nothing here that isn't about sex. Unless their dynamic is filled out in later Eps I don't think Cathy goes anywhere but the odd scene.
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Jade - Sage murders him. Otherwise this is going to implosion city. He’s an affair that risks her losing her job. With her marriage ended I see them hooking up for a while and it inevitably falls apart.
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Sage – You serious? You’ve seen Sage right. The fucker dies happy after 60 years of blissful marriage to a beautiful redhead. The end. In all seriousness outside Jade there is zero reason for Sage and MCs relationship to blow up. I don’t see how that one doesn’t end happy without DPC actively trying to be edgy. Sage has DIK and CHICK sides to her, that ending you’d think would be a pretty balanced relationship with kids, marriage etc.
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Josy and Maya – The fucker lives out the dream of my teenage self and lives his life with two bisexual girlfriends. That’s what happens, the bastard.
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Maya - Probably still be going on about her student loan...that or they have a gruesomely wholesome relationship where they watch movies, she listens to him play guitar in thigh highs, they occasionally share a girl and she gets treatment for her skin condition.
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Josy- If them two end up together whatever the ending good, bad or sad their relationship is going to be strong. If there is a character in the game that’s in love it’s Josy. Head over fucking heels. Like Sage if they get together I don’t see how it doesn’t end up been your typical happy ending unless DPC is feeling edgy. I think a solo Josy ending is a true love/soulmate kind of deal. Also maybe she'll finally get a fucking anal scene.
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Jill - She’s an intelligent, beautiful (most of the time), kind, supportive and wealthy
banana woman that plays music one of his main interests other than fighting. It pains me to say it but Jill is objectively the best choice in the game (note I will deny I ever said this even if shown proof). If you had a son it’s her you’d be praying he ends up with. But as a father of teenagers he’d probably come back with Sandy and you’ll want to punt him back whence he came. If he ends up with Jill though the MC is set in every way for life. He'd also likely be brought into the families business with Jill. Jill...yeah Jill's ending is likely going to be a very happy ending. Poor man find true love with rich girl and happiness ensues.
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Quinn - Quinn with a DIK MC is a little like Josy where the game practically shoves it into your face she’s in love without saying it. Her ending depends on if she softens. If she doesn’t she’ll destroy herself and the MC if he still gets with her. If she does her and a DIK MC probably have a fun life full of alcohol, drugs and fucking each others brains out but sensibly where she finds out she actually loves all that broccoli.
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Riona - He saves her. Makes her cum HARD during the rescue sex which paves the way for their love to bloom. They live their life doing adorable Riona things such as cuddles, kittens, arcades and mind-blowing facefucks. And babies lots of BABIIIIEEEESSS. The MC dies in his bed at 103 with Riona sucking him off one last time. I wrote this to be nice to c mork….it caused me pain.
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Zoey - If he forgives her the most obvious is them ending up with something close to their original dynamic but officially together and more open with each other. Probably ends with them leaving together unlike the first time.
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Lily – Honestly she’s become one of my favourites but fuck knows. I think in universe even she doesn’t.
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Camilla, Sarah, Heather and Melanie - Think they'll be like Cathy and Nora. Scenes here and there but no endings.
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Arieth- Joshy knocks MC out and steals her away in the cuckerfucktruck, presumably willingly.
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Madame – If that gets an ending I find DPC and beat him with a wiffle bat while weeping shamelessly.
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What will actually happen – Tybalt shoots up the school American style, all the girls and DIKs die and the game ends with Fuckface in therapy broken. DPC get his emoshuns and rides off into the sunset rich while this site loses it’s collective shit. The end.
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Writing that he has he's work cut out if he wants a full on sad or bittersweet ending. Because even if a drastic event occurs the idea he couldn't move on or find happiness with NONE of them would be really stretching it.
