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What, this wasn't the cherry turd on top for you :KEK:
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Are you trying to tell me you'd go "soft" on Tybalt?
Because as far as I'm concerned, creeps like him do not deserve a break.
As it is, chances are he'll end up being that banker ass hole that'll repossess your house because of a typo on some contract made by his own bank he'll inevitably end up working for. Nothing will ever be too "on-top" for a twat like him.
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Are you trying to tell me you'd go "soft" on Tybalt?
Because as far as I'm concerned, creeps like him do not deserve a break.
As it is, chances are he'll end up being that banker ass hole that'll repossess your house because of a typo on some contract made by his own bank he'll inevitably end up working for. Nothing will ever be too "on-top" for a twat like him.
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Fuck no :KEK:
But taking a shit on his pillow isn't as satisfying as watching him brush his teeth after Derek tickled his prostate with his toothbrush :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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The Episode 11 cliffhanger will be Tybalt walking in on the MC as he is about to bust a nut inside of Jade :BootyTime:

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Well Jade is actually on the phone talking to Tybalt while this is happening. :eek:
And here I'm sure that DPC watching artwork thread, taking ideas
Tybalt being cucked
Pissing in his bed during hell week was better.
And Derek cleaning out his rectum with Tybalt's toothbrush was a nice touch as well.
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Shame that dropping a soft turd on his pillow wasn't an option. :cry:
Our MC is not Amber Heard to do this.:LOL:
 

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and those three preview pictures doesnt mean shit... i could make a collage out of the game where the MC looks just like that on 100 renders or so, and nothing happened before that. To look a little melancholic doesnt mean anything, and you dont know on which path those renders are. For example... at the end of episode 9 if you are on the others route but ending up alone, he is sad to and lonely... maybe its that exact route and on every other path you dont see him like that. Besides... every render is in a different location with different clothes... one at home, one at Bellas, and one on the bench in the park. To me it looks like as he is waitjng for someone in those pictures to tell them some "bad" or "sad" things, whatever that might be. Doesnt mean that it has to be something major though.
MiltonPowers do me a favor and tell him that DPC is referencing a popular meme, and MC looking sad isn't actually story previews :KEK:
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Get someone to buy you this for Christmas. :ROFLMAO:

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Who needs friends when I have my girls :cool:
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Gonna be a magical Christmas ;)
MC is buying a Christmas present for Bella, but can't decide on which one. She is not amused by the catalog he's using :BootyTime:
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I hadn't really thought about it, we'll probably have to get the main girls something for Christmas. What can you gift a cougar with homicidal tendencies?:unsure:
And speaking of Christmas, I want to go back to the discussion about presents for the Main Girls, because I'm genuinely curious if that will be in the episode. I'd imagine there won't be any player choice about it though, except maybe like color :(
 
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And speaking of Christmas, I want to go back to the discussion about presents for the Main Girls, because I'm genuinely curious if that will be in the episode. I'd imagine there won't be any player choice about it though, except maybe like color :(
I guess we'll have to get the main girls some Christmas presents. The problem is what to give them, for example what gift can you give to jill who is a rich girl? :HideThePain:
 
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I guess we'll have to get the main girls some Christmas presents. The problem is what to give them, for example what gift can you give to jill who is a rich girl? :HideThePain:
Sex coupons :sneaky:

But seriously, Jill would love something more sentimental and not worry about the price tag. For example, MC can write her a song :giggle:
 
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Ok jill's gift is ready, now what can you give to bella, sage, josy and maya. :unsure:
Maya already got a TV, she doesn't need anything else :KEK: Hehe, but no she could maybe get a box set of her favorite horror movies. Or better yet, rent out a theater for one night for a private screening of her favorite movie.
Josy can have my dick, that's all she ever wants :sneaky: Or you know, we can take cooking lessons together. Helps her find a hobby, it's a romantic thing for a couple to do, and improves her shitty cooking. This is totally an original idea that I came up with.
Sage could use some new binoculars :HideThePain: actually she might unironically like the sex coupons idea, they can get dirtier and kinkier.
I want to give Bella a new wedding ring :giggle::giggle::giggle: But realistically, I would've said a romantic weekend getaway, to have zero worries about others and just focus on themselves, but Episode 11 is already doing that (sort of).
However, I think she'll be like Jill, and wouldn't necessarily want a "thing" but would appreciate something more symbolic. I was thinking maybe finding out what happened to James. If he's gone for good, then she can finally have closure, and take her time to truly move on. If he's still out there, then it's up to her what she wants to do. But either way, she'll finally know.
 

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The Episode 11 cliffhanger will be Tybalt walking in on the MC as he is about to bust a nut inside of Jade :BootyTime:

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Well Jade is actually on the phone talking to Tybalt while this is happening. :eek:

It's me remembering wrong again, or didn't we also have a scene with the MC inside Jade (or doing heavy petting anyway) in the ckitchen when Tybault entered and Jade shout him to go away?
 

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I saw someone ages ago refer to Madame as Oily Manatee which is excellent, glad to see someone else thinks she adds nothing to the game and is a waste of time. Her oiliness always reminded me of Meg Mucklebones from Legend.
 

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Who needs friends when I have my girls :cool:
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Gonna be a magical Christmas ;)
The thumb is free for Sally... :love:

And speaking of Christmas, I want to go back to the discussion about presents for the Main Girls, because I'm genuinely curious if that will be in the episode. I'd imagine there won't be any player choice about it though, except maybe like color :(
Of course there won't be an actual possible choice of each present (or the episode would be released in 2026 due to the factorial number of needed renderings...),

BUT

There will be the unskippable Christmas shopping minigame with N gift fot N girls and the player can get sex scenes only with the girls to whom he gifted the correct object. :HideThePain:

For girls getting the wrong present we will get "I can't believe you still don't know my tastes" drama scenes... Following by "I dump your ass!" in Episode 12.

Particular attention is being devoted to disabling rollback and anti-cheating defensive coding, so the only way to fuck again a girl who had the wrong gift will be formatting your hard drive and re-play from start.

(No, running BaD within a Virtual Machine would cause an intentional crash)
 
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