VN Ren'Py Being a DIK [v0.10.1] [DrPinkCake]

[Better Cock Spock]

It would be funny if the game ends with Vinny shooting MC and Josy leaning over him as he struggles to breathe, and then it cuts to MC in a hospital with Josy looking at him and she reveals that when Steve threw a tennis ball at Steve at the beginning, MC fell and hit his head on the ground and the whole game was a concussion-induced dream MC had in the ambulance.

Steve then walks in and puts his arm around Josy and dialogue reveals the two have been in a committed relationship the whole time.

MC acts confused and asks about Maya and if Josy is still going to Burgmeister & Royce, and Josy acts confused and says there is no college called Burgmeister & Royce, and she isn't even going to college because she's pregnant with Steve's kid, and then asks who Maya is. Josy doesn't even know MC's name and tells him to stop staring at her in the store as he's creeping her out.

Neal then comes in and tells MC he got rejected from community college because of all the fights he got into in high school and says he'll talk to his foreman about getting MC a job as a night watchman at the construction site.

The game ends with MC burying his head in his hands in the hospital and crying as he realizes that none of the game happened and he's doomed to spend his life working shit jobs for minimum wage.

"Funny" is certainly a word for all that.

 

[DJviny]

Another Year update LMFAO, I gave up with this game a year ago lol, when I actually waited a year for an update, it has been like this since 0.9, I just don't understand how, but well, let Pinkcake cook I guess

 

[Blob the Blob]

It's in the basement. Take the door on the left of your picture, then go downstairs.

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of DIKS

 

[Better Cock Spock]

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of DIKs

Just a guy who's played the game a lot

 

[Macky009]

Guyzz, any help here..?

Just hover your finger to the screen until you find some directional arrow

 

[godkingxerxes]

It would be funny if the game ends with Vinny shooting MC and Josy leaning over him as he struggles to breathe, and then it cuts to MC in a hospital with Josy looking at him and she reveals that when Steve threw a tennis ball at Steve at the beginning, MC fell and hit his head on the ground and the whole game was a concussion-induced dream MC had in the ambulance.

Steve then walks in and puts his arm around Josy and dialogue reveals the two have been in a committed relationship the whole time.

MC acts confused and asks about Maya and if Josy is still going to Burgmeister & Royce, and Josy acts confused and says there is no college called Burgmeister & Royce, and she isn't even going to college because she's pregnant with Steve's kid, and then asks who Maya is. Josy doesn't even know MC's name and tells him to stop staring at her in the store as he's creeping her out.

Neal then comes in and tells MC he got rejected from community college because of all the fights he got into in high school and says he'll talk to his foreman about getting MC a job as a night watchman at the construction site.

The game ends with MC burying his head in his hands in the hospital and crying as he realizes that none of the game happened and he's doomed to spend his life working shit jobs for minimum wage.

Don't hate the night watchman.

 

[PrivilegedCholo]

Just a guy who's played the game a lot

you're just chill like that

 

[Better Cock Spock]

you're just chill like that
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That's a nice edit lmao.
You know what, I'm glad that a side effect of DPC taking so goddamn long means he's very unlikely to reference flash in the pan memes. I already know one game that included the fucking hawk tuah shit

 

[NIAmyEMOgirl]

I'm a new fan of this game, but sorry for telling this. am i the only thinking Jacob is a traitor of their frat?

 

[MilesEdgeworth]

The dik ending will be mc marries jill and as he's leaving we see the protagonist and his boy from acting lessons joining the dik fraternity. Also Derek and Maya will have a cersei/jamie relationship leaving his father both horrified and happy to have a grandkid. Sage will become a wag and chad's beard while popping out a couple kids. Bella becomes the dik principal and Josy disappears to parts unknown.

You are all welcome

 

[NIAmyEMOgirl]

The dik ending will be mc marries jill and as he's leaving we see the protagonist and his boy from acting lessons joining the dik fraternity. Also Derek and Maya will have a cersei/jamie relationship leaving his father both horrified and happy to have a grandkid. Sage will become a wag and chad's beard while popping out a couple kids. Bella becomes the dik principal and Josy disappears to parts unknown.

You are all welcome

wow! mindblown!

 

[N1CKs001]

Whens' the next update ?_?

 

[Deleted member 487846]

Whens' the next update ?_?

never game was canceled, we're all just hanging out.

 

[Bazsa4]

when will the next episode release?

My theory on the new Sally image is that Sally is unable to pay Quinn and is goaded/blackmailed into joining Quinn's prostitution ring to pay off her debts, with Quinn arranging for MC to be her first client to help ease her into it.

That's brilliant

 

[Chalk boss]

Whens' the next update ?_?

No one knows. In 2 weeks we will celebrate the one year anniversary of the release of ep10, lol. But anyway DPC will have something to say about the release window and I think he'll say something about it this week or next.
I'm encouraged by two things. First, he said about the awesome news. There's a small possibility that he found a way to speed up render times or used the services of a render farm. Second, he's started collecting patron nicknames to add to the credits.
Either way, the game isn't coming out in December, that's impossible. Even if he miraculously speeds up the rendering, it needs time for polishing and testing. The best we can hope for is a January release.
But the optimal and most realistic option is February or March.

 

[iamcomming]

You know how Rusty is sad about Micha having a boyfriend and leading him on? Then he acts all weird when he finds out MC is dating Jill? Well I have just the thing to cheer him up!

Set him up with Ida
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Just look at her, she's pretty close to what Rusty's looking for

isnt bad idea. but i have another. trade Micha's boyfriend to Quinn. you dont see who do the blowjob at gloryhole
Rusty can cheer up Micha
win-win

 

[Mordreut]

Good morning, I need some coffee

does anyone know where can i get madame path?

Madame rose is a high class whore, the only route she had was in real life with DPC in the summer of 98 and DPC still can't get over her even though he is married.

Don't give ideas.... Oh too late, DPC is thinking BADIK: origins, starring Madame

Unfortunately I didn't have time to read it. Posts started disappearing as soon as I entered the thread, this guy made a tragicomedy.

If you did something wrong you would have got a notification from the mod. If it was just thread cleanup you're all good.

Looks like i miss a lot in the past 12 hrs. What happen

Summarizing, a troll saying he hadn't played BADIK for years because it was a vanilla sh*t and he only downloaded it with a gallery unlocker to watch Bella's scenes because she was a allegedly mix of several of his old girlfriends

I just received a comment cleanup notification, so I think I am safe

Ida at a panty party. WTF! Don't you fucking dare DPC!

There won't be enough bleach to go around everybody.


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DPC:

Dec 2024 - 5%(if there is a miracle)

Jan to Feb 2025 - 50 % most probably

Mar 2024 - 45% if there are some last minute fixed

Dec 2024 - 1%(if there is a miracle)

Jan to Feb 2025 - 52 % most probably

Mar 2024 - 47% if there are some last minute fixed

There I fixed it, I put 1% of it happening which is in the threshold of miracle

Brother, even you second post is too optimistic:

My bet:

Dec 2024 - 0.0000000001%

Jan to Feb 2025 - 40%

Mar 2025 - 54.9999999999%

Apr 2025 or later - 5%

My theory on the new Sally image is that Sally is unable to pay Quinn and is goaded/blackmailed into joining Quinn's prostitution ring to pay off her debts, with Quinn arranging for MC to be her first client to help ease her into it.

It's evil but, knowing Quinn, it would be perfect for a Massive DIK path

 

[19Castiel23]

Dec 2024 - 1%(if there is a miracle)

Jan to Feb 2025 - 52 % most probably

Mar 2024 - 47% if there are some last minute fixed

There I fixed it, I put 1% of it happening which is in the threshold of miracle

December %10
January % 60
February % 30

 

[MiltonPowers]

Didn't know you were a optimistic Milton lol

It is quite optimistic isn't it?

What does that say about the dudes still posting December is a chance?

 

[felicemastronzo]

Guys forget about december (and january), there are still multiple scenes that haven't even been written.

Combine that with a render queue that has at least 50+ animations files plus a few hundred statics and the chances of this coming even on January are slim to none.

Before the release DPC always does a beta that lasts around 2-3 weeks, and that Beta can only start after the render queue is finished.

If he was done posing already the render queue would probably be done by the first days of 2025 (at a speed of 10 per week), but remeber he still has to pose many statics & even a few animations.

So the way I see it, he will be done posing by mid december, rendering by late january/early february and lauch at early/mid march.

Any other prediction is too optimistic at best or using fake numbers at worst.

I do expect DPC to talk about the update taking more than a year, but in a "it will be worth the wait" way and he won't try to do anything to speed things up, because he never bothered with it and the patreon money hasn't dropped at all.

Worst case scenario, the "annoucentment" he mentioned in the last report is one of the reasons that update is taking so long, he is no stranger to hide critical information from his patreons, like when he only revealed he was going 60fps animations on EP 10 in the middle of the dev cycle.


So be patient and like Sage said best:

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(P.S I will eat another shoe if the update comes out in december)


Yeah, we like shit posting together!


I think that Sally theory is a bit too dark for this game, specially since it would involve the MC with an unwilling girl.


Didn't know you were a optimistic Milton lol


And choosing game ost, can't deny it, the dude has talent.

Dpc has already begun to put its hands on the table. Suddenly there is some very interesting news for us players, but he will unveil it later. At the very least it will be more useless stuff like the sexual activity summary....