VN Ren'Py Being a DIK [v0.10.1] [DrPinkCake]

[KАRАMBA]

Episode 11 and Lana's flashbacks will tell us more, I think Lana just fell into bad crowd, maybe had an overdose and it caused her death. That's why her parents became super protective towards Jill and that's why she is raising some sort of awareness campaign and has hard aversion towards Drugs.

I wouldn't be surprised if Jill's family actually runs a global drug trafficking and pimping syndicate.

 

[MiltonPowers]

They were DIKs, just not the same DIKs. Jonas and Liam tell a little backstory where they are mentioned as being part of a fraternity called the DIKs. It was originally intended for BAD to be a prequel to AL, but DPC decided to set it in an another universe when he realized how much he was limited narratively by going the prequel path.

I also avoided Melody like the plague years ago so I'm unfamiliar with that mention.

Cool. Thanks for that. It's so long since I played AL.

 

[MiltonPowers]

Episode 11 and Lana's flashbacks will tell us more, I think Lana just fell into bad crowd, maybe had an overdose and it caused her death. That's why her parents became super protective towards Jill and that's why she is raising some sort of awareness campaign and has hard aversion towards Drugs.

I wouldn't be surprised if Jill's family actually runs a global drug trafficking and pimping syndicate.

Well if that's true, they're a lot better at it than Quinn.

 

[Chillout1984]

That was my understanding too. I was wondering where Chillout1984 was getting his info from. I wasn't aware it was confirmed anywhere that Jonas and Liam were DIKs.

IIRC, Melody (from Melody), her stepfather was a DIK, but that's a completely unrelated shout out.

I already stated where I got that info from: A review of Acting Lessons on the internet, but that I need to replay the game again to see if it's indeed stated in the game.

And I know there are (at least) two shoutouts in Melody to this game, the other one being that Sophia's cheerleader outfit is a clear recolor of the BAD HOT outfit.

 

[bellaisdabest]

My first URM of Being a DIK

Spoiler: Josy Sexy Talk

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Could you please do one of Bella?

 

[MiltonPowers]

I already stated where I got that info from: A review of Acting Lessons on the internet, but that I need to replay the game again to see if it's indeed stated in the game.

And I know there are (at least) two shoutouts in Melody to this game, the other one being that Sophia's cheerleader outfit is a clear recolor of the BAD HOT outfit.

Yeah, I would need more information than a 'review of AL on the internet'. Not everything on the internet is believable. Sometimes GIYF just isn't true.

But it's all good, my Canadian Friend had the info I was looking for.

There is obviously more than 1 DIK fraternity and the AL one is not the B&R one.

I don't remember the cheerleader uniform, I'll have to go and check it out to remind me one day.

 

[Chillout1984]

Yeah, I would need more information than a 'review of AL on the internet'. Not everything on the internet is believable. Sometimes GIYF just isn't true.

But it's all good, my Canadian Friend had the info I was looking for.

There is obviously more than 1 DIK fraternity and the AL one is not the B&R one.

I don't remember the cheerleader uniform, I'll have to go and check it out to remind me one day.

I will help you with the last one (coincidentally I was replaying that game already):

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[KАRАMBA]

Well if that's true, they're a lot better at it than Quinn.

Sure they are.
Because the Divine Quinn is pure and innocent.
This vicious family dragged Saint Quinn into their shady deeds.

 

[MiltonPowers]

Sure they are.
Because the Divine Quinn is pure and innocent.
This vicious family dragged Saint Quinn into their shady deeds.

So Quinn works for Jill as her father prepares her to take over the family business.

Shit just got interesting.

 

[Chillout1984]

To compare the Pinkcake Universe with, say, the Marvel Cinematic Universe, we could describe both BaD and AL as both taking place in the same universe, but in different timelines.

I understand that that is currently (and will probably always be) the case. That's why in my original comment I asked that what if DPC comes back on that decision when BAD is completely done and retroactively makes it the same timeline again, how (some of) the characters of AL could connect to BAD on a family relationship level and what my guesses would be based on looks.

 

[KАRАMBA]

So Quinn works for Jill as her father prepares her to take over the family business.

Shit just got interesting.

Well...
Someone has to go to jail instead of Divine Quinn.

 

[Chillout1984]

Well...
Someone has to go to jail instead of Divine Quinn.

Quinn will probably make Riona be the scapegoat again to save her own ass

 

[KАRАMBA]

Quinn will probably make Riona be the scapegoat again to save her own ass

No. Rio is pure and innocent.
She served the divine Quinn honorably, and has an indulgence.
The real villains, the ones who truly deserve it, must be punished.
Dark characters like Jill, Lilly, Sally, Magnar, Stanley, Jamie and Leon, and all the feminists.
This gang has been doing evil for too long.

 

[shazba jnr]

So...

Let's apply the "Paradigm Shift" to all the outstanding issues left to be resolved for our fearless fuckface and his fuckable friends:

Questions Going In to EP11

Who sent the Jocks the pictures It was Troy. The only way he could get with Chad would be if he blackmailed him into breaking up with Sage. Who sent the Cathy cluck? It was Cathy all along. She wanted to feel validated, so she leaked her own "sex tape" only to immediately regret it when she realised she didn't look as fuckable as she hoped. What's behind Bella's door? Fuck, there's so many insane theories about this, it's hard to come up with some subversive shit. I'll just say it's her dominatrix room. The mc will be introduced to it soon... What's the deal with Bella and James? Bella is James!! What happened between Bella and Jill and why does it seem to relate to James? Jill had sex with James, but since James is Bella, she also had sex with Bella and therefore James and Bella both cheated on each other simultaneously with the same girl. What are Sarah and Melanie up to? Sara put itching powder in the DIKs' Malathion topical cream. Will the MC make Riona cum? Riona's lying. She's been cumming her ass off all this time! Why is Quinn working with this drug gang? Quinn is an undercover cop. Haha! Didn't see that coming! Why did Chad choose to break up with Sage now? Because she was pushing him to fuck, and he's scared of the fuck. Will the MC have to choose to give his $5000 to someone in order to help them? He'll give it to some old woman in the rest home. Who was outside the MC's room? It was a fucking alien! Is there a traitor in the DIKs and is it Nick? Yeah, it's the mc. He's got a split personality whenever he blacks out. It happens when he gets real drunk, he runs around doing nefarious shit like dancing at the Pink Rose and hanging out with Stanly and some fat bitch (Wendy, I think). What will the MC's Mom's diary reveal? She's not dead. She actually had a sex change, and she became Neil after her dad killed the real Neil for running off with his daughter. Will there be a confrontation with Maya's Dad and if so, what will the outcome be? The mom will die and the dad will forsake god, throw his sword into a crucifix, become a vampire, and give Maya the loan money and everyone lives happily ever after. Who was the woman lying on the mattress with Rox and Buddy? Your mom. No I mean your mom, not the mc's mom. It's a mom joke...? Ah fucking forget it.... Who was the woman that spoke to Quinn when she went to visit Buddy? Her mom. You know, because the last answer was "your mom", so now it's "her mom", except it probably really was her mom, so I guess it's not much of a subversive turn of events... but yeah, her mom. Who is the old lady (Agnes) at the home, and who is her son? Who the fuck cares, it's just some old broad for fuck's sake. How did Jill's sister Lana die? She died fucking a horse. That's one for magaclaawe. What is Jill's campaign about specifically (It was done in Lana's honor but what is it about)? It's about the prevention of animal cruelty, and how to get their consent before... ok, I think I'll drop this theme... Who is the Madame? She's just an oily fucking manatee, nothing more, nothing less. You could also call her a dugong, but they're not really the same thing. The actual creatures are kinda cute, but she's not. And fuck me she's oily! Is Quinn gonna get her ending with the MC? No, she's gonna do a redeeming arc where she trades her life for Riona's and the whole college has a memorial for her selflessness. But then they discover she was a drug dealer, a pimp, and an all 'round cunt and she gets cancelled by a bunch of woke freaks who don't care if you make the ultimate sacrifice, they only care about their "cancel count". Cunts! Will the MC get to hatefuck Becky (as suggested by Sarah)? Yes. I don't give a fuck about shifting this paradigm, he is fucking her ass, and she's gonna hate it. Will the MC get to have a solo relationship with Maya or Josy? Maybe... Fuck, there's no alternative reality kinda potential for this. Either he does or he doesn't. Toss a coin or some shit, I don't know... Who did the test papers that the MC found in the bathroom belong to? Sally! And the mc blackmails her into fucking him. Because what's an AVN without a little blackmail sex. Why does Chad keep the lie up that he's not cheating when Sage confronts him? Because he just kissed Chad, they never fucked. They're both anal virgins, so it doesn't count as cheating. Is Miranda (Lynette's friend) Bianca's mom? No... Miranda is Bianca, she's just been using good moisturiser all this time. What's in the suspicious cube on the MC's desk? It's nothing. DPC will never mention it again, starting... now. Why was Bella imagining James while dancing and having fun with the MC? Because she is James, and she'd rather be fucking herself than the mc. Who threw the power breaker during the Halloween party (most likely Vinnie, but we don't know for certain)? No one. It just tripped because someone overloaded a circuit with a high powered, 25 amp dildo. Probably lucky they did pop the breaker, that shit could have done some damage! Who was the creepy girl with the lion doll during the blackout? It was a fucking real ghost, we got aliens, so why not ghosts? Sure, it's highly plausable. Was that a security camera that Derek found, and who put it there and why? Just a left over Christmas decoration. What was in that bottle marked "Don't drink" that the MC gave to Sally? Piss. I don't mean beer, I mean actual piss. Yeah, Sally's into that shit, I mean piss. Who was the mystery girl in the demon face outfit that the MC flirts with at the Moose Bar? No one of consequence at all. What will the repercussions of the relationship cheat tally be? Nothing. DPC just put it in there to fuck with anyone who looks through the code. Did Heather regret blowing the MC? Will more come of their relationship as her unhappiness of Tommy's affairs increases. I dunno. Fuck Heather, and surprisingly I mean figuratively in this case. Will Jill's lawyer finally be able to help Maya? Will he be more expensive than the actual college tuition? Jill's lawyer will actually be Patrick! Is a foursome with Maya, Josy and Sage brewing, Sage is getting pretty pally with the girls, and even made out with Josy for a dare, and Maya names her as one of the hottest HOTs? No. Haha... that would suck actually. Why did Sally kiss the MC's chest when he caught her stumbling through the hallway? When will they fuck? Because she wants to fuck him so bad it hurts! It's kinda a paradigm shift in that she's acting like she doesn't want to, but we've all known it all along, so no surprise really. When will Zoey and the MC fuck? They won't. They will remain platonic friends for life. Will the MC cheat on Jill with Bianca (Bianca is ready, her words and that lip bite when he grabs her ass in the photo shoot)? No. That would be wrong. What was in the safe that Quinn's dad showed her when she was little? The first dollar he ever earned from selling drugs. What was Vinnie doing / looking for in the MC's room? Looking for a lost baseball card. What was Avery talking about when she thought the MC was Tara under the sheet? I can't think of anything here, so fuck it. Really, who gives a fuck about what those dumb bitches are up to. Probably the DIK dick pics, but whatever. What the fuck is Beth's problem?! Why is she posting the Anti-DIK shit around campus? Tommy paid her to do it to raise the DIKs' profile even more. Plus he's proud of our boy's cock and he wants to share it with everyone. What's gonna happen to Riona now that she's kidnapped? She's just blow Vinny and all will be well. OMG NTR!!@$%! Ahh fuck off. Will Jade confront the MC about the video (Burke having seen the video will lose Jade millions in the divorce). Nah, DPC forgot about it. Who is Arieth's baby daddy (probably should have asked that question last episode, but since the DIKs are all starting to shit themselves about it, this episode is fine)? Jacob. Maybe becoming a dad will help him man up a bit.

And there you go, shit turning out like you never expected it, well some shit anyway.

The real Paradigm Shift would be if DPC resolved some of this shit in the first place!

 

[FalconLover420]

So...

Let's apply the "Paradigm Shift" to all the outstanding issues left to be resolved for our fearless fuckface and his fuckable friends:

Questions Going In to EP11

Who sent the Jocks the pictures It was Troy. The only way he could get with Chad would be if he blackmailed him into breaking up with Sage. Who sent the Cathy cluck? It was Cathy all along. She wanted to feel validated, so she leaked her own "sex tape" only to immediately regret it when she realised she didn't look as fuckable as she hoped. What's behind Bella's door? Fuck, there's so many insane theories about this, it's hard to come up with some subversive shit. I'll just say it's her dominatrix room. The mc will be introduced to it soon... What's the deal with Bella and James? Bella is James!! What happened between Bella and Jill and why does it seem to relate to James? Jill had sex with James, but since James is Bella, she also had sex with Bella and therefore James and Bella both cheated on each other simultaneously with the same girl. What are Sarah and Melanie up to? Sara put itching powder in the DIKs' Malathion topical cream. Will the MC make Riona cum? Riona's lying. She's been cumming her ass off all this time! Why is Quinn working with this drug gang? Quinn is an undercover cop. Haha! Didn't see that coming! Why did Chad choose to break up with Sage now? Because she was pushing him to fuck, and he's scared of the fuck. Will the MC have to choose to give his $5000 to someone in order to help them? He'll give it to some old woman in the rest home. Who was outside the MC's room? It was a fucking alien! Is there a traitor in the DIKs and is it Nick? Yeah, it's the mc. He's got a split personality whenever he blacks out. It happens when he gets real drunk, he runs around doing nefarious shit like dancing at the Pink Rose and hanging out with Stanly and some fat bitch (Wendy, I think). What will the MC's Mom's diary reveal? She's not dead. She actually had a sex change, and she became Neil after her dad killed the real Neil for running off with his daughter. Will there be a confrontation with Maya's Dad and if so, what will the outcome be? The mom will die and the dad will forsake god, throw his sword into a crucifix, become a vampire, and give Maya the loan money and everyone lives happily ever after. Who was the woman lying on the mattress with Rox and Buddy? Your mom. No I mean your mom, not the mc's mom. It's a mom joke...? Ah fucking forget it.... Who was the woman that spoke to Quinn when she went to visit Buddy? Her mom. You know, because the last answer was "your mom", so now it's "her mom", except it probably really was her mom, so I guess it's not much of a subversive turn of events... but yeah, her mom. Who is the old lady (Agnes) at the home, and who is her son? Who the fuck cares, it's just some old broad for fuck's sake. How did Jill's sister Lana die? She died fucking a horse. That's one for magaclaawe. What is Jill's campaign about specifically (It was done in Lana's honor but what is it about)? It's about the prevention of animal cruelty, and how to get their consent before... ok, I think I'll drop this theme... Who is the Madame? She's just an oily fucking manatee, nothing more, nothing less. You could also call her a dugong, but they're not really the same thing. The actual creatures are kinda cute, but she's not. And fuck me she's oily! Is Quinn gonna get her ending with the MC? No, she's gonna do a redeeming arc where she trades her life for Riona's and the whole college has a memorial for her selflessness. But then they discover she was a drug dealer, a pimp, and an all 'round cunt and she gets cancelled by a bunch of woke freaks who don't care if you make the ultimate sacrifice, they only care about their "cancel count". Cunts! Will the MC get to hatefuck Becky (as suggested by Sarah)? Yes. I don't give a fuck about shifting this paradigm, he is fucking her ass, and she's gonna hate it. Will the MC get to have a solo relationship with Maya or Josy? Maybe... Fuck, there's no alternative reality kinda potential for this. Either he does or he doesn't. Toss a coin or some shit, I don't know... Who did the test papers that the MC found in the bathroom belong to? Sally! And the mc blackmails her into fucking him. Because what's an AVN without a little blackmail sex. Why does Chad keep the lie up that he's not cheating when Sage confronts him? Because he just kissed Chad, they never fucked. They're both anal virgins, so it doesn't count as cheating. Is Miranda (Lynette's friend) Bianca's mom? No... Miranda is Bianca, she's just been using good moisturiser all this time. What's in the suspicious cube on the MC's desk? It's nothing. DPC will never mention it again, starting... now. Why was Bella imagining James while dancing and having fun with the MC? Because she is James, and she'd rather be fucking herself than the mc. Who threw the power breaker during the Halloween party (most likely Vinnie, but we don't know for certain)? No one. It just tripped because someone overloaded a circuit with a high powered, 25 amp dildo. Probably lucky they did pop the breaker, that shit could have done some damage! Who was the creepy girl with the lion doll during the blackout? It was a fucking real ghost, we got aliens, so why not ghosts? Sure, it's highly plausable. Was that a security camera that Derek found, and who put it there and why? Just a left over Christmas decoration. What was in that bottle marked "Don't drink" that the MC gave to Sally? Piss. I don't mean beer, I mean actual piss. Yeah, Sally's into that shit, I mean piss. Who was the mystery girl in the demon face outfit that the MC flirts with at the Moose Bar? No one of consequence at all. What will the repercussions of the relationship cheat tally be? Nothing. DPC just put it in there to fuck with anyone who looks through the code. Did Heather regret blowing the MC? Will more come of their relationship as her unhappiness of Tommy's affairs increases. I dunno. Fuck Heather, and surprisingly I mean figuratively in this case. Will Jill's lawyer finally be able to help Maya? Will he be more expensive than the actual college tuition? Jill's lawyer will actually be Patrick! Is a foursome with Maya, Josy and Sage brewing, Sage is getting pretty pally with the girls, and even made out with Josy for a dare, and Maya names her as one of the hottest HOTs? No. Haha... that would suck actually. Why did Sally kiss the MC's chest when he caught her stumbling through the hallway? When will they fuck? Because she wants to fuck him so bad it hurts! It's kinda a paradigm shift in that she's acting like she doesn't want to, but we've all known it all along, so no surprise really. When will Zoey and the MC fuck? They won't. They will remain platonic friends for life. Will the MC cheat on Jill with Bianca (Bianca is ready, her words and that lip bite when he grabs her ass in the photo shoot)? No. That would be wrong. What was in the safe that Quinn's dad showed her when she was little? The first dollar he ever earned from selling drugs. What was Vinnie doing / looking for in the MC's room? Looking for a lost baseball card. What was Avery talking about when she thought the MC was Tara under the sheet? I can't think of anything here, so fuck it. Really, who gives a fuck about what those dumb bitches are up to. Probably the DIK dick pics, but whatever. What the fuck is Beth's problem?! Why is she posting the Anti-DIK shit around campus? Tommy paid her to do it to raise the DIKs' profile even more. Plus he's proud of our boy's cock and he wants to share it with everyone. What's gonna happen to Riona now that she's kidnapped? She's just blow Vinny and all will be well. OMG NTR!!@$%! Ahh fuck off. Will Jade confront the MC about the video (Burke having seen the video will lose Jade millions in the divorce). Nah, DPC forgot about it. Who is Arieth's baby daddy (probably should have asked that question last episode, but since the DIKs are all starting to shit themselves about it, this episode is fine)? Jacob. Maybe becoming a dad will help him man up a bit.

And there you go, shit turning out like you never expected it, well some shit anyway.

The real Paradigm Shift would be if DPC resolved some of this shit in the first place!

After your second point, I just stopped reading to save my braincells.

Anyways:

 

[TuckeredOut]

So...

Let's apply the "Paradigm Shift" to all the outstanding issues left to be resolved for our fearless fuckface and his fuckable friends:

Questions Going In to EP11

Who sent the Jocks the pictures It was Troy. The only way he could get with Chad would be if he blackmailed him into breaking up with Sage. Who sent the Cathy cluck? It was Cathy all along. She wanted to feel validated, so she leaked her own "sex tape" only to immediately regret it when she realised she didn't look as fuckable as she hoped. What's behind Bella's door? Fuck, there's so many insane theories about this, it's hard to come up with some subversive shit. I'll just say it's her dominatrix room. The mc will be introduced to it soon... What's the deal with Bella and James? Bella is James!! What happened between Bella and Jill and why does it seem to relate to James? Jill had sex with James, but since James is Bella, she also had sex with Bella and therefore James and Bella both cheated on each other simultaneously with the same girl. What are Sarah and Melanie up to? Sara put itching powder in the DIKs' Malathion topical cream. Will the MC make Riona cum? Riona's lying. She's been cumming her ass off all this time! Why is Quinn working with this drug gang? Quinn is an undercover cop. Haha! Didn't see that coming! Why did Chad choose to break up with Sage now? Because she was pushing him to fuck, and he's scared of the fuck. Will the MC have to choose to give his $5000 to someone in order to help them? He'll give it to some old woman in the rest home. Who was outside the MC's room? It was a fucking alien! Is there a traitor in the DIKs and is it Nick? Yeah, it's the mc. He's got a split personality whenever he blacks out. It happens when he gets real drunk, he runs around doing nefarious shit like dancing at the Pink Rose and hanging out with Stanly and some fat bitch (Wendy, I think). What will the MC's Mom's diary reveal? She's not dead. She actually had a sex change, and she became Neil after her dad killed the real Neil for running off with his daughter. Will there be a confrontation with Maya's Dad and if so, what will the outcome be? The mom will die and the dad will forsake god, throw his sword into a crucifix, become a vampire, and give Maya the loan money and everyone lives happily ever after. Who was the woman lying on the mattress with Rox and Buddy? Your mom. No I mean your mom, not the mc's mom. It's a mom joke...? Ah fucking forget it.... Who was the woman that spoke to Quinn when she went to visit Buddy? Her mom. You know, because the last answer was "your mom", so now it's "her mom", except it probably really was her mom, so I guess it's not much of a subversive turn of events... but yeah, her mom. Who is the old lady (Agnes) at the home, and who is her son? Who the fuck cares, it's just some old broad for fuck's sake. How did Jill's sister Lana die? She died fucking a horse. That's one for magaclaawe. What is Jill's campaign about specifically (It was done in Lana's honor but what is it about)? It's about the prevention of animal cruelty, and how to get their consent before... ok, I think I'll drop this theme... Who is the Madame? She's just an oily fucking manatee, nothing more, nothing less. You could also call her a dugong, but they're not really the same thing. The actual creatures are kinda cute, but she's not. And fuck me she's oily! Is Quinn gonna get her ending with the MC? No, she's gonna do a redeeming arc where she trades her life for Riona's and the whole college has a memorial for her selflessness. But then they discover she was a drug dealer, a pimp, and an all 'round cunt and she gets cancelled by a bunch of woke freaks who don't care if you make the ultimate sacrifice, they only care about their "cancel count". Cunts! Will the MC get to hatefuck Becky (as suggested by Sarah)? Yes. I don't give a fuck about shifting this paradigm, he is fucking her ass, and she's gonna hate it. Will the MC get to have a solo relationship with Maya or Josy? Maybe... Fuck, there's no alternative reality kinda potential for this. Either he does or he doesn't. Toss a coin or some shit, I don't know... Who did the test papers that the MC found in the bathroom belong to? Sally! And the mc blackmails her into fucking him. Because what's an AVN without a little blackmail sex. Why does Chad keep the lie up that he's not cheating when Sage confronts him? Because he just kissed Chad, they never fucked. They're both anal virgins, so it doesn't count as cheating. Is Miranda (Lynette's friend) Bianca's mom? No... Miranda is Bianca, she's just been using good moisturiser all this time. What's in the suspicious cube on the MC's desk? It's nothing. DPC will never mention it again, starting... now. Why was Bella imagining James while dancing and having fun with the MC? Because she is James, and she'd rather be fucking herself than the mc. Who threw the power breaker during the Halloween party (most likely Vinnie, but we don't know for certain)? No one. It just tripped because someone overloaded a circuit with a high powered, 25 amp dildo. Probably lucky they did pop the breaker, that shit could have done some damage! Who was the creepy girl with the lion doll during the blackout? It was a fucking real ghost, we got aliens, so why not ghosts? Sure, it's highly plausable. Was that a security camera that Derek found, and who put it there and why? Just a left over Christmas decoration. What was in that bottle marked "Don't drink" that the MC gave to Sally? Piss. I don't mean beer, I mean actual piss. Yeah, Sally's into that shit, I mean piss. Who was the mystery girl in the demon face outfit that the MC flirts with at the Moose Bar? No one of consequence at all. What will the repercussions of the relationship cheat tally be? Nothing. DPC just put it in there to fuck with anyone who looks through the code. Did Heather regret blowing the MC? Will more come of their relationship as her unhappiness of Tommy's affairs increases. I dunno. Fuck Heather, and surprisingly I mean figuratively in this case. Will Jill's lawyer finally be able to help Maya? Will he be more expensive than the actual college tuition? Jill's lawyer will actually be Patrick! Is a foursome with Maya, Josy and Sage brewing, Sage is getting pretty pally with the girls, and even made out with Josy for a dare, and Maya names her as one of the hottest HOTs? No. Haha... that would suck actually. Why did Sally kiss the MC's chest when he caught her stumbling through the hallway? When will they fuck? Because she wants to fuck him so bad it hurts! It's kinda a paradigm shift in that she's acting like she doesn't want to, but we've all known it all along, so no surprise really. When will Zoey and the MC fuck? They won't. They will remain platonic friends for life. Will the MC cheat on Jill with Bianca (Bianca is ready, her words and that lip bite when he grabs her ass in the photo shoot)? No. That would be wrong. What was in the safe that Quinn's dad showed her when she was little? The first dollar he ever earned from selling drugs. What was Vinnie doing / looking for in the MC's room? Looking for a lost baseball card. What was Avery talking about when she thought the MC was Tara under the sheet? I can't think of anything here, so fuck it. Really, who gives a fuck about what those dumb bitches are up to. Probably the DIK dick pics, but whatever. What the fuck is Beth's problem?! Why is she posting the Anti-DIK shit around campus? Tommy paid her to do it to raise the DIKs' profile even more. Plus he's proud of our boy's cock and he wants to share it with everyone. What's gonna happen to Riona now that she's kidnapped? She's just blow Vinny and all will be well. OMG NTR!!@$%! Ahh fuck off. Will Jade confront the MC about the video (Burke having seen the video will lose Jade millions in the divorce). Nah, DPC forgot about it. Who is Arieth's baby daddy (probably should have asked that question last episode, but since the DIKs are all starting to shit themselves about it, this episode is fine)? Jacob. Maybe becoming a dad will help him man up a bit.

And there you go, shit turning out like you never expected it, well some shit anyway.

The real Paradigm Shift would be if DPC resolved some of this shit in the first place!

 

[Chillout1984]

After your second point, I just stopped reading to save my braincells.

Anyways:
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I will tell you the TLDR: It's probably even worse than the worst things DPC can think off (and we know how bad those can be).

 

[Better Cock Spock]

Jill is so lucky to have a friend as wonderful as Bella, OMG Jill should be so grateful that Bella cares about her so much
View attachment Bella Gives MC a Chance.mp4

 

[Macky009]

That was my understanding too. I was wondering where Chillout1984 was getting his info from. I wasn't aware it was confirmed anywhere that Jonas and Liam were DIKs.

IIRC, Melody (from Melody), her stepfather was a DIK, but that's a completely unrelated shout out.

Melody? As in that Melody by mr. dot gaming???

 

[Macky009]

So...

Let's apply the "Paradigm Shift" to all the outstanding issues left to be resolved for our fearless fuckface and his fuckable friends:

Questions Going In to EP11

Who sent the Jocks the pictures It was Troy. The only way he could get with Chad would be if he blackmailed him into breaking up with Sage. Who sent the Cathy cluck? It was Cathy all along. She wanted to feel validated, so she leaked her own "sex tape" only to immediately regret it when she realised she didn't look as fuckable as she hoped. What's behind Bella's door? Fuck, there's so many insane theories about this, it's hard to come up with some subversive shit. I'll just say it's her dominatrix room. The mc will be introduced to it soon... What's the deal with Bella and James? Bella is James!! What happened between Bella and Jill and why does it seem to relate to James? Jill had sex with James, but since James is Bella, she also had sex with Bella and therefore James and Bella both cheated on each other simultaneously with the same girl. What are Sarah and Melanie up to? Sara put itching powder in the DIKs' Malathion topical cream. Will the MC make Riona cum? Riona's lying. She's been cumming her ass off all this time! Why is Quinn working with this drug gang? Quinn is an undercover cop. Haha! Didn't see that coming! Why did Chad choose to break up with Sage now? Because she was pushing him to fuck, and he's scared of the fuck. Will the MC have to choose to give his $5000 to someone in order to help them? He'll give it to some old woman in the rest home. Who was outside the MC's room? It was a fucking alien! Is there a traitor in the DIKs and is it Nick? Yeah, it's the mc. He's got a split personality whenever he blacks out. It happens when he gets real drunk, he runs around doing nefarious shit like dancing at the Pink Rose and hanging out with Stanly and some fat bitch (Wendy, I think). What will the MC's Mom's diary reveal? She's not dead. She actually had a sex change, and she became Neil after her dad killed the real Neil for running off with his daughter. Will there be a confrontation with Maya's Dad and if so, what will the outcome be? The mom will die and the dad will forsake god, throw his sword into a crucifix, become a vampire, and give Maya the loan money and everyone lives happily ever after. Who was the woman lying on the mattress with Rox and Buddy? Your mom. No I mean your mom, not the mc's mom. It's a mom joke...? Ah fucking forget it.... Who was the woman that spoke to Quinn when she went to visit Buddy? Her mom. You know, because the last answer was "your mom", so now it's "her mom", except it probably really was her mom, so I guess it's not much of a subversive turn of events... but yeah, her mom. Who is the old lady (Agnes) at the home, and who is her son? Who the fuck cares, it's just some old broad for fuck's sake. How did Jill's sister Lana die? She died fucking a horse. That's one for magaclaawe. What is Jill's campaign about specifically (It was done in Lana's honor but what is it about)? It's about the prevention of animal cruelty, and how to get their consent before... ok, I think I'll drop this theme... Who is the Madame? She's just an oily fucking manatee, nothing more, nothing less. You could also call her a dugong, but they're not really the same thing. The actual creatures are kinda cute, but she's not. And fuck me she's oily! Is Quinn gonna get her ending with the MC? No, she's gonna do a redeeming arc where she trades her life for Riona's and the whole college has a memorial for her selflessness. But then they discover she was a drug dealer, a pimp, and an all 'round cunt and she gets cancelled by a bunch of woke freaks who don't care if you make the ultimate sacrifice, they only care about their "cancel count". Cunts! Will the MC get to hatefuck Becky (as suggested by Sarah)? Yes. I don't give a fuck about shifting this paradigm, he is fucking her ass, and she's gonna hate it. Will the MC get to have a solo relationship with Maya or Josy? Maybe... Fuck, there's no alternative reality kinda potential for this. Either he does or he doesn't. Toss a coin or some shit, I don't know... Who did the test papers that the MC found in the bathroom belong to? Sally! And the mc blackmails her into fucking him. Because what's an AVN without a little blackmail sex. Why does Chad keep the lie up that he's not cheating when Sage confronts him? Because he just kissed Chad, they never fucked. They're both anal virgins, so it doesn't count as cheating. Is Miranda (Lynette's friend) Bianca's mom? No... Miranda is Bianca, she's just been using good moisturiser all this time. What's in the suspicious cube on the MC's desk? It's nothing. DPC will never mention it again, starting... now. Why was Bella imagining James while dancing and having fun with the MC? Because she is James, and she'd rather be fucking herself than the mc. Who threw the power breaker during the Halloween party (most likely Vinnie, but we don't know for certain)? No one. It just tripped because someone overloaded a circuit with a high powered, 25 amp dildo. Probably lucky they did pop the breaker, that shit could have done some damage! Who was the creepy girl with the lion doll during the blackout? It was a fucking real ghost, we got aliens, so why not ghosts? Sure, it's highly plausable. Was that a security camera that Derek found, and who put it there and why? Just a left over Christmas decoration. What was in that bottle marked "Don't drink" that the MC gave to Sally? Piss. I don't mean beer, I mean actual piss. Yeah, Sally's into that shit, I mean piss. Who was the mystery girl in the demon face outfit that the MC flirts with at the Moose Bar? No one of consequence at all. What will the repercussions of the relationship cheat tally be? Nothing. DPC just put it in there to fuck with anyone who looks through the code. Did Heather regret blowing the MC? Will more come of their relationship as her unhappiness of Tommy's affairs increases. I dunno. Fuck Heather, and surprisingly I mean figuratively in this case. Will Jill's lawyer finally be able to help Maya? Will he be more expensive than the actual college tuition? Jill's lawyer will actually be Patrick! Is a foursome with Maya, Josy and Sage brewing, Sage is getting pretty pally with the girls, and even made out with Josy for a dare, and Maya names her as one of the hottest HOTs? No. Haha... that would suck actually. Why did Sally kiss the MC's chest when he caught her stumbling through the hallway? When will they fuck? Because she wants to fuck him so bad it hurts! It's kinda a paradigm shift in that she's acting like she doesn't want to, but we've all known it all along, so no surprise really. When will Zoey and the MC fuck? They won't. They will remain platonic friends for life. Will the MC cheat on Jill with Bianca (Bianca is ready, her words and that lip bite when he grabs her ass in the photo shoot)? No. That would be wrong. What was in the safe that Quinn's dad showed her when she was little? The first dollar he ever earned from selling drugs. What was Vinnie doing / looking for in the MC's room? Looking for a lost baseball card. What was Avery talking about when she thought the MC was Tara under the sheet? I can't think of anything here, so fuck it. Really, who gives a fuck about what those dumb bitches are up to. Probably the DIK dick pics, but whatever. What the fuck is Beth's problem?! Why is she posting the Anti-DIK shit around campus? Tommy paid her to do it to raise the DIKs' profile even more. Plus he's proud of our boy's cock and he wants to share it with everyone. What's gonna happen to Riona now that she's kidnapped? She's just blow Vinny and all will be well. OMG NTR!!@$%! Ahh fuck off. Will Jade confront the MC about the video (Burke having seen the video will lose Jade millions in the divorce). Nah, DPC forgot about it. Who is Arieth's baby daddy (probably should have asked that question last episode, but since the DIKs are all starting to shit themselves about it, this episode is fine)? Jacob. Maybe becoming a dad will help him man up a bit.

And there you go, shit turning out like you never expected it, well some shit anyway.

The real Paradigm Shift would be if DPC resolved some of this shit in the first place!

What the fuck