- May 13, 2019
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So, guys, too much is too much.... I don't want you all to fall into uncertainty and nervous breakdown. I'll give you the REAL endings of this game (after a very long debate with DPC, he agreed I tell you about it) :
1/ Sage, tired to wait for Chad's interest quickly develops bulimia. Too fat and unable to pass her dorm's door, one day she takes an overdose of french foie gras. She dies in her slip.
2/ Bella feels the more and more guilty about his sexual attraction for MC. Searching a place to hide, she dives into the pool to masturbate under water. She forget to breathe. She dies drowned during climax.
3/ Jill, just finishing the twelfth bottle of (french) wine finds Bella. She wants to save her but slip on the moist poolside. She falls flat on her face and dies from both concussion and cirrhosis of the liver.
4/ Maya's dad catches his daughter having lesbian love with Wendy. Appaled by her terrible taste, he convenes the inquisition tribunal. She is condamned to the stake in the middle of B&R campus. She dies well-done.
5/ Josy continues to take courses in gender studies. During a chat with Karen Rebecca Johnson, she dies of boredom.
6/ MC is fully involved in cleaning and repairing the Diks mansion. Notoriously absent-minded, he tries to move alone a very heavy shelf, wich falls on him. Crushed by the weight of hundreds of dildos (fuckin' Jocks!!!), he dies.
7/ All the HOTs girls turn junkies because of Quinn's products. One day, Quinn gets the wrong bottle, filling up his syringe with distilled water. All the girls die by overdose, except Arieth who haven't understood that it wasn't used to clean her dorm's windows. As sole survivor, she becomes the Hots president, then B&R quantum physics professor before being elected president of the United States.
8/ Seeing all this, Tybalt die of laughing.
9/ They all finally find themselves in Paradise, where MC spends all his time fucking all the angels-girls to the end of time (obviously without Tybalt, wich is sent to Hell, where he spends all his time discussing economic crisis with Cerberus).
I should add a tenth point, even if it's a bit out of the story :
10/ After a huge but very short success, DPC is found dead, assassinated by an army of angry fans. Autopsy results concluded the poor guy died, all at one time, by poisoning, quartering, stoning, suffocating, strangulation, self-immolation, beheading, hay fever (???), and above all, a huge and irrepressible burst of laugh reading all our paranoid delusions !
That being said, I come back to bed, I think I need it. I will also take my temperature...
Worse than Game of Throne,