- May 30, 2020
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Never trust someone who has a mustache.
I live by these rules. Never trust someone:
- Has a mustache
- Has a unibrow
- Has a shifty eye
- Last name is Peterson or any other variation
- Wears a clown costume
- Wears birkenstock, crocs, and socks & sandals
- Anyone who says "I have an alibi. I was at the movies. Look, I have movie stubs"