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Here is part two of my sad little choose-your-own-adventure. I'll include part one down below. I'm trying to keep each part a short read and am using our familiarity to the story and plot to keep this simple. I don't need to write a full book here.
If we continue this badly written silliness, your choices will be driving the story, so I have absolutely no idea where this is heading! :ROFLMAO:

The winner (loser) of the votes last round was- Steve. (Bye, Steve). Let's go:

As chaos begins to erupt on the grounds of the campus entrance, you quickly assess your options. The restless mass of individuals is getting uncomfortably close, yet you are temporarily distracted with two different scuffles taking place simultaneously nearby; Dawe, (oblivious to the dangers building around the small group) launches his drink container at Cathy’s face. She appears to be unfazed by the provocation so you turn your attention to an altercation between Steve and Josy.

“C’mon, Josephine!”

“It’s Josy and I’m not interested. Now, let go of me!”

You realize all too late that the unwanted horde of zombies has descended upon the tiny survivor group. You yell instructions to move inside the nearby building as the chaos hits.

You manage to momentarily keep the undead at bay with hands and fists while the group scrambles through the entrance into the reception area.

Suddenly, a surge pushes some vicious individuals through their ranks. Half of the survivors have made it inside, only you, Dawe, Josy and Steve remain.

The zombies attack from both sides of the entrance.

You start with Dawe first and attempt to shove him roughly toward and through the doorway. Unfortunately, this results in Dawe retaliating by knocking you backwards into Steve repelling him down the steps into the arms of the writhing horde. They bite into his neck's flesh and tear out his throat immediately, there is nothing left to do but to grab Josy’s arm and enter the reception center yourself.

You only allow one doubt to briefly linger, could you have managed that better?

Inside the survivors have all started gravitating into pairs. Each has a different idea where to go next.

-Cathy (standing near Dawe) wants to head towards the kitchen/cafeteria and staff room to look for other faculty.

-Dawe wants to find a way to the gym and the tri-alpha fraternity building to find his jock brothers.

-Derek (standing near Maya, but focused mostly on Cathy’s chest) wants to make a break for the large nearby mansion you saw when you arrived on the college campus.

-Maya, apparently Derek’s fraternal twin, wants to head toward the dorms for general supplies.

-Josy, thinks you should try to find somewhere to barricade and hole up in like the library or auditorium.

Whose idea do you convince the group to follow in round 2 of-
The ZombiDIK Apocalypse?
Holing down so early is stupid when you have no supplies or food, sorry Josy, Cathy, Dawe, and Derek seem to have the idea of getting more survivors and that might be smart, except I know who each avenue will take us to. There are advantageous characters at each location that could help on paper but the temperaments of the groups involved stands a greater chance of jeopardizing survival in this zombie infested land, than granting real successful group mechanics. I have to go with the most urgent order of business, the group needs supplies and perhaps the extra time can get the rapport of the group members up... and maybe offer a chance to be rid of Dawe. I still stand by my idea of having Josy pulling an Elizabeth Swann on Dawe and tricking him into staying behind with her womanly wiles. Anyway, Movie Buff Maya for the win! :giggle:

PS. Yes, I took this (mostly... moderately... somewhat) seriously
 

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Holing down so early is stupid when you have no supplies or food, sorry Josy, Cathy, Dawe, and Derek seem to have the idea of getting more survivors and that might be smart, except I know who each avenue will take us to. There are advantageous characters at each location that could help on paper but the temperaments of the groups involved stands a greater chance of jeopardizing survival in this zombie infested land, than granting real successful group mechanics. I have to go with the most urgent order of business, the group needs supplies and perhaps the extra time can get the rapport of the group members up... and maybe offer a chance to be rid of Dawe. I still stand by my idea of having Josy pulling an Elizabeth Swann on Dawe and tricking him into staying behind with her womanly wiles. Anyway, Movie Buff Maya for the win! :giggle:
Another one who wants to fuck Maya, nice :cool:
 

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Here is part two of my sad little choose-your-own-adventure. I'll include part one down below. I'm trying to keep each part a short read and am using our familiarity to the story and plot to keep this simple. I don't need to write a full book here.
If we continue this badly written silliness, your choices will be driving the story, so I have absolutely no idea where this is heading! :ROFLMAO:

The winner (loser) of the votes last round was- Steve. (Bye, Steve). Let's go:

As chaos begins to erupt on the grounds of the campus entrance, you quickly assess your options. The restless mass of individuals is getting uncomfortably close, yet you are temporarily distracted with two different scuffles taking place simultaneously nearby; Dawe, (oblivious to the dangers building around the small group) launches his drink container at Cathy’s face. She appears to be unfazed by the provocation so you turn your attention to an altercation between Steve and Josy.

“C’mon, Josephine!”

“It’s Josy and I’m not interested. Now, let go of me!”

You realize all too late that the unwanted horde of zombies has descended upon the tiny survivor group. You yell instructions to move inside the nearby building as the chaos hits.

You manage to momentarily keep the undead at bay with hands and fists while the group scrambles through the entrance into the reception area.

Suddenly, a surge pushes some vicious individuals through their ranks. Half of the survivors have made it inside, only you, Dawe, Josy and Steve remain.

The zombies attack from both sides of the entrance.

You start with Dawe first and attempt to shove him roughly toward and through the doorway. Unfortunately, this results in Dawe retaliating by knocking you backwards into Steve repelling him down the steps into the arms of the writhing horde. They bite into his neck's flesh and tear out his throat immediately, there is nothing left to do but to grab Josy’s arm and enter the reception center yourself.

You only allow one doubt to briefly linger, could you have managed that better?

Inside the survivors have all started gravitating into pairs. Each has a different idea where to go next.

-Cathy (standing near Dawe) wants to head towards the kitchen/cafeteria and staff room to look for other faculty.

-Dawe wants to find a way to the gym and the tri-alpha fraternity building to find his jock brothers.

-Derek (standing near Maya, but focused mostly on Cathy’s chest) wants to make a break for the large nearby mansion you saw when you arrived on the college campus.

-Maya, apparently Derek’s fraternal twin, wants to head toward the dorms for general supplies.

-Josy, thinks you should try to find somewhere to barricade and hole up in like the library or auditorium.

Whose idea do you convince the group to follow in round 2 of-
The ZombiDIK Apocalypse?
I'm with Cathy on this one. I think teachers are bound to be more level headed than students. The cafeteria is also a much better prospect for supplies than the dorms.

On a meta-gaming angle I think this is the likeliest option for finding Bella, but it might actually be a bad thing because instead of getting the strongest survivor we might run into the most dangerous zombie. On the other hand it would be the best way to die so let's go and find Bella.
 

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Whose idea do you convince the group to follow in round 2
I've gotta go with Cathy's plan, its the best shot for finding some usable weapons which appears to be the main priority.

Unfortunately, most of the kitchen utensils will probably not be very effective against zombies and will break easily but it's better than nothing :cautious:
 

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I'm with Cathy on this one. I think teachers are bound to be more level headed than students. The cafeteria is also a much better prospect for supplies than the dorms.

On a meta-gaming angle I think this is the likeliest option for finding Bella, but it might actually be a bad thing because instead of getting the strongest survivor we might run into the most dangerous zombie. On the other hand it would be the best way to die so let's go and find Bella.
Beth's shitty cafeteria food is what caused the zombie apocalypse :KEK:
 

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I've gotta go with Cathy's plan, its the best shot for finding some usable weapons which appears to be the main priority.

Unfortunately, most of the kitchen utensils will probably not be very effective against zombies and will break easily but it's better than nothing :cautious:
Depends on the utensil. Knives aren't much use against zombies, but a frying pan is a downright classic. And if it's a cast iron one, hallelujah!
Beth's shitty cafeteria food is what caused the zombie apocalypse :KEK:
All the more reason to get some so we can reverse engineer a cure. We just need a vict- test subject. You want a protein shake, Dawe?
 

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0 evidence of Bella growing, smoking, or smelling of weed. This would be an obvious thing from season 1 or 2 -- to showcase a character's vices. Drinking or smoking is not her vice. To say she did this in her youth would be no different than assuming she's got a beer keg in that room, and she's a brewmaster or vintner, because...she was some kind of Beer Pong Queen? She drank beer in her youth? She's still traumatized over James? She drinks wine now? She had a drink at the Hallowe'en party, at home, at the date, at the ski cottage, etc.? Hell, there's more evidence of that. Maybe she grows botulism to explain why her face is always in one position.

There is no logic, or connection, between Bella and Quinn. Quite the opposite. (Quinn pops up in the library sometimes, but so does everyone.) Unless DPC contrives it.

I doubt Maya would be stopped and shocked to see some plants in a dark room when she's looking for towels in an emergency. Best we can deduce is some bizarre gnome collection, and boots.

Girls like plants. Librarians water plants. Bella doesn't like DIK attitudes or attributes. There's no reason to be growing weed, nor would there be a reason to unlock this door for Christmas if so.

I believe it's legal in California, if we assume west coast, which it's legal to grow. So why in a dark room? What does she have to hide?

James returning is still stupid soap opera drama. Like, Zoey v0.1. It just can't be as worse as her.

Final boss? What are you going to do, unlock a dragon punch with BaD Brawler DLC?
It's Bella's dungeon, all the gear a closet Dominatrix needs to do her thing. And her husband's corpse, stuffed taxidermy style. The girl is a freak.
 

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Why are you so pessimistic? :unsure:
Why are you making gloomy predictions that inspire sadness? :cautious:
We need to believe in the best. :rolleyes:
We must believe that DPC will speed up the work and do his best. ;)
From his great love for the F95zone fan community. :giggle:
Thats right, he dressed up 87 characters within 2 days:oops:, whats going to be next?
All 87 of them. <...> Just dressing them will take at least two days,
 

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I just had a great idea.

There's a fairly high probability that some of the festivities won't take place on campus. In that case, a venue in a nearby, recently renovated hotel would be ideal.:rolleyes:
 
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I just had a great idea.

There's a fairly high probability that some of the festivities won't take place on campus. In that case, a venue in a nearby, recently renovated hotel would be ideal.:rolleyes:
Not impossible, specially since the Campus appears to be fairly small overall.

Maybe that could even tie in to the MC's mother side of the family, didnt his grandfather owned a hotel?

I hope that big ass freeroam will be as much intricate and convoluted like it was in 9:cool:
It won't be as big since I doubt the whole EP will be just the party, still I'm predicting it will be the second biggest party render wise.

...and Josy :sneaky:
#ZOMBEINGADIKM+JRouteWhen?
Canadian is a rare J/M appreciator, a true man of culture!

I salute you my friend!

Another one who wants to fuck Maya, nice :cool:
Who doesnt!

(except Darkwen and Karamba of course)
 

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Is there no option to go look for weapons?
Cathy and I go to the kitchen.

Is Maya wearing that see-through dress from the last preview?
It's amazing how my opinion of Maya has completely changed in a month. Maybe I'll ever stop hating Derek too? Haha, no, fuck Derek. I told you he should be left for the zombies to eat. All Derek did was stare at Cathy's boobs.
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We'll have a way to get better weapons when we find Bella. Her secret room is an armoury.
 
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Not impossible, specially since the Campus appears to be fairly small overall.

Maybe that could even tie in to the MC's mother side of the family, didnt his grandfather owned a hotel?
I don't know if his grandfather owned the hotel, but he did build one.

There's a difference between a building contractor who constructs a hotel and a hotel owner. The game didn't clearly explain what the grandfather was or is.
 

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Not impossible, specially since the Campus appears to be fairly small overall.

Maybe that could even tie in to the MC's mother side of the family, didnt his grandfather owned a hotel?
I suggested a while back that maybe the Rusty's family have some land they could host it on.

Probably not ridiculous to assume that his family own more land near the campus :unsure:
Hell, maybe Rusty's family owns a cabin in the woods or something that they can host the party at and let off some fireworks.

I am pretty tired of parties at the DIKs mansion at this point :rolleyes:

(I need my midnight kiss with Sage underneath the fireworks please...)
 
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