To all the sumbitches dissing on my DnG, you can suck the mc's fat one!
It's the only significant interaction with the nerds, and it's funny as fuck! I imagine you don't opt to spank Sally, fingerbang Sally, throw Sally in the bushes, play bongos on Sally's ass... Do I really need to go on?
Some of the best banter in the game is when the mc and Sally are firing barbs back and forth, and it's fucking hard to be one up on Sally, she's constantly on the mc's case, it's hilarious (here's a bunch of random excerpts):
Fuckface: "I spank Sally's ass."
Sally: "You what?"
Fuckface: "I spank Sally, again. Hard."
Sally: "OUCH! What the hell!?"
Fuckface: "Relax! It's just a game. I'm not spanking you in real life."
Sally: "Just knowing that you're imagining something makes this weird!"
Fuckface: "I'm not imagining anything close to what you may think."
Fuckface: "I use Sally as a human shield."
Sally: "You what?"
Sally: "This is bullshit! I'll remember this!"
Sally: "Haha, seems like they targeted our weakest one, too."
Fuckface: "Shut up, Sally."
Sally: "Crap!"
Fuckface: "Ok, so my turn is now useless?"
Sally: "Haha, it already was."
Fuckface: "I throw Sally into the bushes."
Sally: "You what!?"
Sally: "I prepare a damage spell and keep my focus locked on the female. If she tries to do anything, against anyone but Fuckface, I'll cast it."
Fuckface: "All right, the first thing I did that was truly useful."
Sally: "Do you want a medal for it?"
Sally: "Petition to change the merchant BACK to a guy."
Fuckface: "Denied."
Fuckface: "I tell her she's my love."
Fuckface: "I tell her she's my darling."
Fuckface: "And that I've hungered for her touch."
Fuckface: "Then I seduce her."
Sally: "And there it is."
Fuckface: "I seduce Jill."
Jill: "Haha, no you don't!"
Magnar: "Jill resists your charm."
Sally: "Haha!"
Fuckface: "Sally, you're next."
Sally: "Don't you dare!"
After Sally roasts Tybalt
Fuckface: "Sally... That was...enjoyable."
Sally: "It wasn't for you, it was for the game. I'm not gonna quit a game this fun halfway through."
Fuckface: "I didn't say it was for me."
Sally: "All right, I guess we're pretending you don't have the hots for posh spice over there."
Fuckface: "I have no clue what you're talking about."
Sally: "Oh, please. "I charm Jill." Pff."
Fuckface: "Nah, I won't pay them."
Sally: "You mean you can't pay them. Haha, we all know that you don't have enough."
Fuckface: "Hey, I got myself a weapon now! I'll charge the gate with Jill and Sally."
Sally: "Can you even wield that thing?"
Fuckface: "I do have a sword, don't I?"
Sally: "But not the skills for it."
Fuckface: "I take cover behind Sally."
Sally: "You're using me as cover again!?"
Magnar: "Sally is starting to bleed from the damages."
Sally: "This is bullshit!"
Fuckface: "I put my hand in the pool of acid."
Sally: "Like, really? Didn't you hear the word acid you just said?"
Fuckface: "Sometimes it's about freedom of choice, Sally."
Fuckface: "I take the wand."
Sally: "It's so gonna break."
Sally: "What a crappy treasure! Just some magazines!"
Sally: "You can have them."
Fuckface: "I drink some mead."
Sally: "*Sighs*"
Sally: "We all won."
Fuckface: "I don't see a crown on your head. I'm the king, Sally..."
Sally: "Whatever."
Fuckface: "Haha! I won!"
Sally: "Such a bullshit story! You're the worst DM ever."
Watching Sally getting worked up throughout the game, taking it too seriously is so funny. She's yelling and swearing and complaining. The only time she's happy is when the mc is striking out with the ladies or getting his ass kicked. She wants him bad.
Becki was fun, but I won't replay the Madame scenes again. Once for completion and never again.