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That’s quite specific xD
Well, as far as the futa conent is concerned, that's what I'd want to see from either of them.

We’ll get to the other ladies eventually, though it’s not a guarantee of which ladies are packing pipe or not :p
It's been almost a decade since the last time BJ used either Jack, or Miranda. I'm expecting myself to be on pills for my blood pressure, by the time I see him use them again, at this rate. Nothing personal, just not holding my breath for it. We'll probably get the next Mass Effect game, before BJ even starts working on it.

I know this might sound negative and judgmental from me, but it isn't. It's just a fact. BJ should do what he wants to do, first and foremost, and not give a shit about me. Like I said, I don't pay his bills. I'm also not his dad, his boss, his doctor, or his staff sergeant.
 

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Well, as far as the futa conent is concerned, that's what I'd want to see from either of them.


It's been almost a decade since the last time BJ used either Jack, or Miranda. I'm expecting myself to be on pills for my blood pressure, by the time I see him use them again, at this rate. Nothing personal, just not holding my breath for it. We'll probably get the next Mass Effect game, before BJ even starts working on it.

I know this might sound negative and judgmental from me, but it isn't. It's just a fact. BJ should do what he wants to do, first and foremost, and not give a shit about me. Like I said, I don't pay his bills. I'm also not his dad, his boss, his doctor, or his staff sergeant.
Okay…you’re oddly the second person I’ve seen that’s thinking they’ll die before they get to see the lewdz they want.

I can’t say when we’ll get to the rest of the cast. If this life taught anything it’s don’t give dates. But we’ll get there eventually.

Don’t die on us xD
 
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Okay…you’re oddly the second person I’ve seen that’s thinking they’ll die before they get to see the lewdz they want.

I can’t say when we’ll get to the rest of the cast. If this life taught anything it’s don’t give dates. But we’ll get there eventually.

Don’t die on us xD
When any new release can take 2-3 years, even if the next release could have the characters I am interested in, that still means we are ~6 years away from a release that actually interests me. It's like waiting for Bioware to be done with Anthem, then the MET re-release, then Dragon Age: Dread Wolf, to maybe get a Mass Effect game that I may or may not be interested, that will likely release not before 2031. And if that doesn't pan out, maybe 2043 will be a better year. It's not that BJ's work isn't good, it's just that the content may not be something I am interested in, and I'd rather not keep up with it, in the meantime. It's just depressing, otherwise. Maybe BJ will have an AI breakthrough that will allow him to crank these out every 2-3 months, but otherwise, no, thanks.
 
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Idk, this was a massive letdown in my opinion which I think we all already saw coming since we've had access to his WIPs over the last 3 or so years. Respect to BJ, as he is still one of the best SFM artists out there, but just so meh... Really softcore, 3 of the 4 characters shown were pretty much completely covered up, the very dumb and needlessly small for porn 'glowstick', far too much dialogue to the point of it completely killing the sexual pacing. As a 3D film for late night Cinemax maybe it succeeded but as far as an acutual porn it failed(as in I couldn't actually finish to this). I also literally could do without the 3 quarians or whatever they're called(not much of an ME fan) probably for the rest of my life which is also all the more puzzling that it took so long, as they were so covered up it really wasn't too much to animate on their part. After ep 1, I dropped his Patreon because that had most of the above mentioned issues, I'm sure his Patreon is doing fine but it confounds me that he continued down this path when he likely would've earned far more if he had jumped to the Liara expansion project, made SD2, or hell even just made Edi fuck in a much more hardcore manner a la SP1. I think he does really need to step it up though as his skills in SFM are being surpassed by some and a lot of other have now moved onto blender. I wouldve gladly taken a 10 minute hardcore sex romp over this 27 minute snooze-fest...
 
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Idk, this was a massive letdown in my opinion which I think we all already saw coming since we've had access to his WIPs over the last 3 or so years. Respect to BJ, as he is still one of the best SFM artists out there, but just so meh... Really softcore, 3 of the 4 characters shown were pretty much completely covered up, the very dumb and needlessly small for porn 'glowstick', far too much dialogue to the point of it completely killing the sexual pacing. As a 3D film for late night Cinemax maybe it succeeded but as far as an acutual porn it failed(as in I couldn't actually finish to this). I also literally could do without the 3 quarians or whatever they're called(not much of an ME fan) probably for the rest of my life which is also all the more puzzling that it took so long, as they were so covered up it really wasn't too much to animate on their part. After ep 1, I dropped his Patreon because that had most of the above mentioned issues, I'm sure his Patreon is doing fine but it confounds me that he continued down this path when he likely would've earned far more if he had jumped to the Liara expansion project, made SD2, or hell even just made Edi fuck in a much more hardcore manner a la SP1. I think he does really need to step it up though as his skills in SFM are being surpassed by some and a lot of other have now moved onto blender. I wouldve gladly taken a 10 minute hardcore sex romp over this 27 minute snooze-fest...
Probably shouldn’t use ‘we’ when it’s your own opinion. AI Curious is gonna be a lot more story focused than your usual 10 minute bone fest. I would think that came across with the first episode, but least now it should be clear I hope. Secondly AI is his project. Special Delivery was from me, and the giant Liara (which is happening next) is also from another very patient supporter.

Much as I’d love to do another, I already took up two and a half years with SD, so I don’t think it’d be fair to him or others to co-opt his time like that. I’m content with waiting til he says he’s open to it.

You don’t have to pledge to him, the only thing you’d see are the WIP’s and the finished product is released at the same time for everyone.

Lastly for being covered up…I’m just gonna assume you haven’t played the games, but yeah quarians practically live in their suit, as generations of living off their planet made their immune systems weak. Tali even mentions in this episode that just the kiss they shared in episode 1 got her sick. BJ would like to have her out of the suit eventually, but obviously we need to have the ideal location for them.

If ya want something shorter there’s plenty of futa artists. Blackjr, nyl, and others. But as I said, AI’s a plot driven smut tale, so if ya don’t know, now ya know :)
 

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Had to fix something from your statement. It's 2023, I wish content creators put out the "usual 10 minutes".
lol, well it depends on the creator. But do remember this was done in parts over a year. No one's that much of a machine. And sadly rendering does not get any faster as the tech gets better.
 

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Nopy encounters occasional issues with their download speed, particularly when it comes to newly uploaded files (less than a week old) which tend to download at a maximum speed of 70 KB/s. In contrast, older files can download at up to 1.5 MB/s.
Nopy is dead. Has been for months.
 

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As for the relationship, it is called AI Curious, not A Quarian and her wholesome loving relationship :p no it won’t be any kind of NTR steal your robo girlfriend thing. But expect numerous partners over the series, not just Tali. We’re still only on Rannoch after all :)

As for Nora and Sani, they’ll be the stars next time. The fact they caught the famous Tali Zorah doing something so lewd in the midst of a combat mission (not like her commander’s any innocent in that either xD), does give them some…leverage
This series just getting better and better. Idk how huge is your personal contribution to the story, but those dialogs felt really well-thought. Kudos for inviting Oolay Tiger to voice over one of the quarians, she was perfect in Milky Touch.

So, if they both have impressive sausages, are they gonna both take care of Tali and EDI or we may see other options? For sure it's a spoiler territory, at least what can we expect after BJ is done with Liara.

Oh, yeah, and the video itself looks superb, a true successor to the original ME trilogy. Bioware should add it as a bonus material for the upcoming ME game, sort of "behind the scenes adventures", expanding the lore a bit deeper, in all contexts.
 

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This series just getting better and better. Idk how huge is your personal contribution to the story, but those dialogs felt really well-thought. Kudos for inviting Oolay Tiger to voice over one of the quarians, she was perfect in Milky Touch.

So, if they both have impressive sausages, are they gonna both take care of Tali and EDI or we may see other options? For sure it's a spoiler territory, at least what can we expect after BJ is done with Liara.

Oh, yeah, and the video itself looks superb, a true successor to the original ME trilogy. Bioware should add it as a bonus material for the upcoming ME game, sort of "behind the scenes adventures", expanding the lore a bit deeper, in all contexts.
I help in writing the script. So scenario, dialogue, and positions for the smut. BJ does the heavy lifting of the animating and sound, though he has mentioned wanting to outsource the sound to make things simpler for himself. Its a fun brainstorming session, and I enjoy working with him after Special Delivery.

As for what'll happen next, can't really say yet, we're not writing the next 5 scenes in advance, though I occassionally write the inspiring scene that pops in my head every so often. But the spectators did show a rather keen interest in EDI (kind of a new version of the 'god I wish that were me' meme :p ). And as for the intended 4th ep (there's a reason for this, you'll see eventually xD), we plan on involving the other quarian admirals. So stay tuned :)
 
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As for what'll happen next, can't really say yet, we're not writing the next 5 scenes in advance, though I occassionally write the inspiring scene that pops in my head every so often. But the spectators did show a rather keen interest in EDI (kind of a new version of the 'god I wish that were me' meme :p ). And as for the intended 4th ep (there's a reason for this, you'll see eventually xD), we plan on involving the other quarian admirals. So stay tuned :)
I bet it pleases not only me, but all the fans of this series, that you two actually think ahead of what's coming up next. Can't wait when we finally get to the female Shepard/Liara + EDI/Tali scenes, like together-together

sadly rendering does not get any faster as the tech gets better.
Can you elaborate on that? The common misconception is that with the technological advancement the development process should keep up. Although hardware/software keeps improving, so does quality of renders, which negates the positive feedback. You're not the first dev saying that it's not the case as posing characters takes a significant amount of time.
I just wanna quote your answer on the scene creation and rendering every time some cry baby starts mentioning milking and other nonsense. Basically, why not only BJ, but the majority of 3D artists can't release content faster without losing quality?
 
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I bet it pleases not only me, but all the fans of this series, that you two actually think ahead of what's coming up next. Can't wait when we finally get to the female Shepard/Liara + EDI/Tali scenes, like together-together


Can you elaborate on that? The common misconception is that with the technological advancement the development process should keep up. Although hardware/software keeps improving, so does quality of renders, which negates the positive feedback. You're not the first dev saying that it's not the case as posing characters takes a significant amount of time.
I just wanna quote your answer on the scene creation and rendering every time some cry baby starts mentioning milking and other nonsense. Basically, why not only BJ, but the majority of 3D artists can't release content faster without losing quality?
It’s a bit much to explain, but rendering either uses resources from your CPU (not a great idea) or your GPU. So depending on how old it is, just a basic camera shot, depending on the amount of details you set it for, can go from minutes to hours.

Can’t speak for SFM, but Blender has a variety of settings that can make just poses take quite a while to pop out. And animation is like that, but tenfold, as it’s now moving pictures so to speak.

You could outsource it to a render farm, but as I’ve seen from other artists like Slayyed.coom, they are not always reliable and can sometimes screw up the work. And as mentioned, the rendering process takes a ton of resources, so unless ya got another computer, you won’t be doing much else on the rendering one.

If you want something fast, it’ll be short and low quality. You want something good, it’ll take time. A good comparison would be Opiumud. They put out lengthy content on a regular basis, but they suffer from really bad audio sync and the overall quality isn’t great either.

I used to be like those people that asked for the little things to add or why can’t it be faster. And then when I got my new computer, I started learning Blender myself and my eyes were opened. This shit ain’t easy.

I wish it were as simple as point A to point B. Maybe we’ll get some fancy VR tech in the future that lets us pose them like mannequins xD. But until you’re moving every piece of the bodies, making sure everything lines, avoiding clipping as much as possible, and hoping to god you don’t see something during the render you missed, or that something doesn’t line up right, or in the worst case, the program crashed and you hadn’t saved in a while because things like SFM are so old, auto save isn’t a thing.

So…yeah. Be appreciative of what you’re getting for free anyway, and don’t stress the artist :)

Does anyone have a work-in-progress version of Liara's growth 2?
He’s taking a deserved break right now. And for the record this project entails redoing the first part he put out years ago.
 
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Not much new content, if you've kept up with the WiPs.
But that ending, excited to see what comes next for sure.
 
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I wonder if BJ is gonna set Edi up to be triple teamed in the next one. Can’t wait! Also wonder when team Liara gets some screen time?
 
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