Oh I do when I'm trying to look pretty for my lady, but I can't stand hair touching my ears, so unless I'm sprucing up, I pull it back. She's the reason it's even long in the first place, were I a single hermit (like I probably would be if not for her) I'd just buzz it as soon as it started to touch my ears.Dude, be proud of yourmangeI mean mane and just let it all hang down. LI's will respect you for it. Remember, "Don't show your buns until you've dipped your stick." Jus' Sayin'![]()
Well congrats on being on good terms with RNG Jesus. Considering I've played Total War ad nauseum, Souls and Souls likes, reaction based games and pretty much every other genre I can safely say, no I don't suck, but RNG does. I'm actually quite good at strategy, just not RNG, because no one is.Ok, seriously, you, and everyone that complains about this, are fucking AWFUL at gaming or anything even remotely resembling tactical thinking.
Just to test this out, I redownloaded the game and played through the entire raid again after turning down the lovely Almira (which physically hurt my soul), saving before each fight and retrying each one 5 times and I didn't lose a single, fucking, time. In fact I even tried just hitting attack over and over for the first guy without any attempt at defense and I still fucking won.
I did, ironically, lose the first time I dueled Sir Thomas but I beat him on the 2nd try.
I would recommend trying XCOM 2 for the true RNJesus experience...Well congrats on being on good terms with RNG Jesus. Considering I've played Total War ad nauseum, Souls and Souls likes, reaction based games and pretty much every other genre I can safely say, no I don't suck, but RNG does. I'm actually quite good at strategy, just not RNG, because no one is.
See how I said I tried each fight 5 times just to make sure? It's not RNG. If it was I'd have seen at least SOME variance or come even close to losing. You just fucking suck. And that's not me being a pompous douche. It's the truth. Proof being that you're suggesting being good at reaction games is going to help you in a turn-based situation where you have to pick between attacking, parrying, or defending. You don't even need to look at rest, and ultimate is only unlocked for the last (3rd) fight.Well congrats on being on good terms with RNG Jesus. Considering I've played Total War ad nauseum, Souls and Souls likes, reaction based games and pretty much every other genre I can safely say, no I don't suck, but RNG does. I'm actually quite good at strategy, just not RNG, because no one is.
Be less of a pompous douche in your responses maybe, you'll come across as more of a person who doesn't love themselves too much.
See how I said I tried each fight 5 times just to make sure? It's not RNG. If it was I'd have seen at least SOME variance or come even close to losing. You just fucking suck. And that's not me being a pompous douche. It's the truth. Proof being that you're suggesting being good at reaction games is going to help you in a turn-based situation where you have to pick between attacking, parrying, or defending. You don't even need to look at rest, and ultimate is only unlocked for the last (3rd) fight.
Here, let me be less of a pompous douche and hold your hand :
Fight starts.
You click defend.
NPC attacks you, dealing zero damage. Or NPC doesn't attack you, also dealing zero damage.
Next turn you hit parry. NPC attacks you, you take zero damage and retaliate.
Next turn you hit attack. NPC takes damage. Now you literally cannot lose. You can spam attack FOR THE REST OF THE FIGHT and win.
BIG HINT : Don't attack the NPC when he does the shield move, it's pointless, that's him defending.
For other fights try a variation of this. Maybe don't try and fucking face-tank everything while attacking like a spaz. Use those other 2 buttons.
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Honestly after the 1st fight, the rest are just stupidly easy, as long as you have equal ish stats it's pretty much auto win.I would recommend trying XCOM 2 for the true RNJesus experience...
Anyways, the RNG elements won't be as prevalent with enemies that have a higher AI score as those will more predictably try to counter your actions. Additionally, we might see combat become easier with the introduction of magic.
You believe you appear less of a pompous douche now? By offering to hold my hand and calling me a spaz...See how I said I tried each fight 5 times just to make sure? It's not RNG. If it was I'd have seen at least SOME variance or come even close to losing. You just fucking suck. And that's not me being a pompous douche. It's the truth. Proof being that you're suggesting being good at reaction games is going to help you in a turn-based situation where you have to pick between attacking, parrying, or defending. You don't even need to look at rest, and ultimate is only unlocked for the last (3rd) fight.
Here, let me be less of a pompous douche and hold your hand :
Fight starts.
You click defend.
NPC attacks you, dealing zero damage. Or NPC doesn't attack you, also dealing zero damage.
Next turn you hit parry. NPC attacks you, you take zero damage and retaliate.
Next turn you hit attack. NPC takes damage. Now you literally cannot lose. You can spam attack FOR THE REST OF THE FIGHT and win.
BIG HINT : Don't attack the NPC when he does the shield move, it's pointless, that's him defending.
For other fights try a variation of this. Maybe don't try and fucking face-tank everything while attacking like a spaz. Use those other 2 buttons.
Nah, they're a cunt, also wrong as their specified method also fails... So an arsehole and an idiot.For the record. I don't think you're a douche. A little pompous maybe...You don't have permission to view the spoiler content. Log in or register now.![]()
First, it's he, keep that ambiguous shit to yourself.Nah, they're a cunt, also wrong as their specified method also fails... So an arsehole and an idiot.
You think someone isn't a douche for telling a stranger "You fucking suck" for not winning at RNG?
I am not a gamer in any way and not a fan of turn based combat, so I wrote down your guide for when I get to play the update. I'll be making use of them. Thanks Buddy.First, it's he, keep that ambiguous shit to yourself.
Second, you're telling me that even with handholding instructions that even a fucking 4 year old could follow, you STILL can't fucking win that fight? And you think I'm the idiot?
I'm neither a douche nor an "arsehole" (I prefer the North American spelling over the European, thank you very much) for stating that you fucking suck at this. I'm a purveyor of truth, and I'm done with your dumb ass. Keep failing and whining like a bitch.