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Anão3682

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Jan 31, 2020
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The one Dev I fear, his name is Darth- I mean He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named... Even if it has been a while since he has been relinquished from here, his soul purged from our contents, we always lie in fear for his shadow always looms upon us. For he may or may not be still watching, cursing us and still finding a way to complain how F95 never gave him a chance in the first place, how Russia's technology is even worse than South Sudan(Apologies to any South Sudanese here, if you are reading this GET OUT) and how he was unjustly banished to worse lands while his ideas(at least according to him) were visionary.
Fear not the Dev that doesn't reply, fear the one you cannot see or hear for he was banished for a reason and he could be listening to us talk even right now. He could be infecting the brains of more ignorant perverts with his next scheme, leeching off their life(savings) with a dark tunnel with no end and as convoluted as the next MnightShamalama movie...
...now I am curious.
 

Caeir

Member
Jul 26, 2020
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The one Dev I fear, his name is Darth- I mean He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named... Even if it has been a while since he has been relinquished from here, his soul purged from our contents, we always lie in fear for his shadow always looms upon us. For he may or may not be still watching, cursing us and still finding a way to complain how F95 never gave him a chance in the first place, how Russia's technology is even worse than South Sudan(Apologies to any South Sudanese here, if you are reading this GET OUT) and how he was unjustly banished to worse lands while his ideas(at least according to him) were visionary.
Fear not the Dev that doesn't reply, fear the one you cannot see or hear for he was banished for a reason and he could be listening to us talk even right now. He could be infecting the brains of more ignorant perverts with his next scheme, leeching off their life(savings) with a dark tunnel with no end and as convoluted as the next MnightShamalama movie...
Seriously? <breaks down to a whisper> You mean Darth Bobo monitors these forums?
 

exirock

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May 4, 2018
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Now I'm curious of who this might be. No, seriously, I don't know what you're talking about hahaha even if by DM only would be fine, if you don't mind

Only unspeakable dev I know is He-Who-Consumes-The-Cum-Chalice one.
The only dev i know that fits that name "He-Who-Consumes-The-Cum-Chalice one" is the Yandere Dev, if u search yandere dev chalice on youtube u will see the guy holding big chalice with milk/cum.
 

TrialRagnarok

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Jan 22, 2018
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The only dev i know that fits that name "He-Who-Consumes-The-Cum-Chalice one" is the Yandere Dev, if u search yandere dev chalice on youtube u will see the guy holding big chalice with milk/cum.
Yeah, I purposefully omitted the name hahaha cause it's sorta "taboo", so to speak. Also cause it's funnier
 

Coldorax

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Dec 4, 2017
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Now I'm curious of who this might be. No, seriously, I don't know what you're talking about hahaha even if by DM only would be fine, if you don't mind

Only unspeakable dev I know is He-Who-Consumes-The-Cum-Chalice one.
I was talking about Darth Smut. He was so bad that now every time there is a badly designed/drawn/"Rise from the ashes of smuggling" Star Wars parody game here, everyone and their mom will call him out even if this isn't the same dev. Basically his patreon was a huge low-effort and low-risk with barebones games. It got so bad to a point that he was bitching to everybody and even the staff resulting in his ban from the website. However because this is the internet, this has turned into a bad movie saga where no bad Star Wars game will live without this tag...
 

TrialRagnarok

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Jan 22, 2018
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I was talking about Darth Smut. He was so bad that now every time there is a badly designed/drawn/"Rise from the ashes of smuggling" Star Wars parody game here, everyone and their mom will call him out even if this isn't the same dev. Basically his patreon was a huge low-effort and low-risk with barebones games. It got so bad to a point that he was bitching to everybody and even the staff resulting in his ban from the website. However because this is the internet, this has turned into a bad movie saga where no bad Star Wars game will live without this tag...
So basically he's the Rian Johnson of SW's Porn games
 

Carl Jog

Newbie
Aug 4, 2020
25
10
Hey, done with almost every unlockable options and events. But the 2nd option with mom when we sleep with her is still locked.

Done with bathroom hj, sex, morning hj,bj and ride, basement bj and tj.

Done yoga in nude, jerk and aj.

But the 2nd option in night is still locked. Any idea?
 
Sep 19, 2018
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Hey, done with almost every unlockable options and events. But the 2nd option with mom when we sleep with her is still locked.

Done with bathroom hj, sex, morning hj,bj and ride, basement bj and tj.

Done yoga in nude, jerk and aj.

But the 2nd option in night is still locked. Any idea?
Buged
Will be fixed in next update
 

TrialRagnarok

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Jan 22, 2018
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I tried to fix the Basement but it's not work.What should i do?
Check the PDF on how to play the game on Android, the last page has the tutorial on how to fix that. Since you already got the app and game running, you should have the link to it as well or check below the animated banner in my comment... or go back like 2 pages to my original answer xD
 

Coldorax

Member
Dec 4, 2017
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So basically he's the Rian Johnson of SW's Porn games
At least he gave you something to complain about lol, this man made a Demo for one of his "games" on a burner and that demo in question didn't even have a backbone. It was just a Unity "Create your character" mode and that was it. No gameplay, nothing. My reaction to that was the same as when I discovered that Motorcycles with 3 wheels were called Trikes.
 

TrialRagnarok

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Jan 22, 2018
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I tried but not work too,Joiplay didn't ask to download RTP
Weird, it should have prompted the first time and since it didn't download correctly, notice it is a faulty file. Have you tried deleting the RTP zip file and restart the application to check if the RTP download option comes back again?
 
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