Detailed is a bit of a misnomer. There are walls of text that ultimately say extremely little that you aren't already told in the first 4 sentences of a 6-paragraph block. The rest of the words exist to pad out the word count.
Oh please. That sentence would be dramatically more fucked up.
Far be it from me, after all, to say such a thing. But, as the old saying goes, "the candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long." As fellow psychic vampire debasers, we should limit permutating protestations pertaining to pathetically penned baby-bags of preposterous lengths for pleasure instead of pain.
And maybe insist upon a basic concept while butchering even more old idioms, proverbial phrases, and sayings by either persistently letting the reader know it's an old saying: TOBS' writing is a nine-days wonder that wins out on the old adage, 'A bad penny always turns up'.
Or being dead pan with a saying and having it appear multiple times in the same block with sometimes different meanings in it's application: They say absence makes the heart grow fonder but reading anything penned by Tobs makes me realize that absence does not always make the heart grow fonder.
And...
Boy, I was going to do a bit involving eight paragraphs that had a lot of nothing to say but ultimately only informed with their opening sentence. But this more hurts to write than it does to proofread for a gag that would almost certainly get me decertified on principal if anybody I knew ever read it.
