Others Corruption of Champions II [v0.8.1] [Savin/Salamander Studios]

[Tau_Iota]

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Me any time I read what Tobs has to say about his writing.

Their forums are so awful though ngl, everyone has this aura of feeling like the most intelligent person in the room. Like... shut the fuck up, no one actually talks the way they type. Reading their forums feels like you're standing in a room with a bunch of neckbearded, fedora-wearing, milady saying basement dwellers. Honestly it annoys me more than the shit parts of this game, because Who the ever-loving fuck refers to a subforum as a venue? I know it's a weird thing to be annoyed by, but Christ like please don't tell me they think typing like that makes them seem smart. Pretentious? Yes! Smart? God no. Sure I don't have the most eloquent way of typing either, but I type how I talk. I don't hit up thesaurus.com every time I run out of smart words, I just use other words.

Tl;dr What do you expect from the guy who's so protective of the daughter he wrote and wants to bang, he only lets his OCs bang her lmfao

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I disagree with a lot of this, and it still sounds better than what CoC2 is right now lmao

Also lamia+wings=get rekt stairs, ezpz git gud clown

 

[MoneyMan181]

I was drunk and bored yesterday, so I came up with a """Changelog""", of what I'd change in the game to fit my tastes and become the game I'd like it to be. Feel free to give opinions. My mind is set on these things, but maybe someone making a mod in the future may take a few of these as an inspiration, even if they disagree. And no, I am not making a mod or anything, because I don't know how to. If I would, I would do.

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That is all I came up with yesterday. Pardon any spelling mistakes.

I don't agree with some stuff but holy shit this is based and made me laugh my ass off reading it.

He seriously thinks that his content is divisive because he's this "nasty-minded psychic vampire" (his actual fucking words btw)

I refuse to believe he said this. There is no conceivable fucking way a fully grown adult male would say this. I can't accept this. My entire worldview would be shattered. Nations would be torn asunder. The economy would plummet. Civil unrest and riots would break out across the globe. National disasters would be a regular occurrence.

Please don't give me evidence that he said this. I'm begging you with all of my heart.

Their forums are so awful though ngl, everyone has this aura of feeling like the most intelligent person in the room. Like... shut the fuck up, no one actually talks the way they type. Reading their forums feels like you're standing in a room with a bunch of neckbearded, fedora-wearing, milady saying basement dwellers

No dude you don't understand, fenoxo games are literary masterpieces and require individuals with huge throbbing wrinkly brains to fully enjoy. These games rival the likes of tolkein and dare I say, could spawn a whole new genre of erotic literature that will change the industry as we know it.

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[Fizel]

Once again: anyone have the hotfix or can confirm the main page download is hotfixed?

 

[Walk Cycle]

I refuse to believe he said this. There is no conceivable fucking way a fully grown adult male would say this. I can't accept this. My entire worldview would be shattered. Nations would be torn asunder. The economy would plummet. Civil unrest and riots would break out across the globe. National disasters would be a regular occurrence.

Please don't give me evidence that he said this. I'm begging you with all of my heart.

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[Quintilus]

No dude you don't understand, fenoxo games are literary masterpieces and require individuals with huge throbbing wrinkly brains to fully enjoy. These games rival the likes of tolkein and dare I say, could spawn a whole new genre of erotic literature that will change the industry as we know it.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Corruption of Champions 2. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.
There's also Tobs nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from edgelord literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.
As a consequence people who dislike Corruption of Champions 2 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Tobs existencial catchphrase " nasty-minded psychic vampire," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Savin's genius unfolds itself on their pc screens. What fools... how I pity them.
And yes by the way, I DO have a Corruption of Champions 2 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

 

[Tau_Iota]

I don't agree with some stuff but holy shit this is based and made me laugh my ass off reading it.

I refuse to believe he said this. There is no conceivable fucking way a fully grown adult male would say this. I can't accept this. My entire worldview would be shattered. Nations would be torn asunder. The economy would plummet. Civil unrest and riots would break out across the globe. National disasters would be a regular occurrence.

Please don't give me evidence that he said this. I'm begging you with all of my heart.

No dude you don't understand, fenoxo games are literary masterpieces and require individuals with huge throbbing wrinkly brains to fully enjoy. These games rival the likes of tolkein and dare I say, could spawn a whole new genre of erotic literature that will change the industry as we know it.

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Oh yeah, I forgot. My mistake, I'm just too small-brained to understand lmao

 

[Raf-Raf]

After reading all of these I think to myself:
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"Maybe being stupid ain't so bad after all~~~"

 

[Deviton123]

Brienne doesn't annoy you about milking or pull you into bed every 5 minutes to knock herself up when you're bedmates with her. What the fuck?

This I disagree with, I like my impromptu snu snu. Also don't wanna think about fucking Kinu, but I may be the only one here with that mindset. Overall I like your ideas about the companions though, much better idea of romance than what most of the other writers can think of.

 

[MoneyMan181]

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Why did you have to curse me with this information...

 

[fakklan]

This I disagree with, I like my impromptu snu snu.

Well, she does this like a day after giving birth, so she's constantly pregnant and leaking milk

 

[Thatguymercy]

Normally I'd agree, and yeah I did get a little too heated. But damn, reading his justification for his bullshit is just frustrating, to say the least.

Well, in his own words in the same post I read: "I am not here to unite, I am here to divine" so I guess starting drama is in there. Here's the post by the way, although I think it got posted here before. Dude really think he's some kind of philosopher

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Now either this is high level trolling or this writing team is just a hodgepodge of delusion and mental illness. If Tobs is this crazy imagaine how crazy Savin and the rest has to be to tolerate this kind of shit.

 

[Noone202]

Now either this is high level trolling or this writing team is just a hodgepodge of delusion and mental illness. If Tobs is this crazy imagaine how crazy Savin and the rest has to be to tolerate this kind of shit.

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They know that the money will keep coming because Tobs is their (arguably) most prolific writer.
That way the rest of them can be lazier than a sloth while still swimming in Patreon money

 

[Quintilus]

Being human gives you actual bonuses, instead of being a "throw your humanity away as fast as you can because humans are basic and boring".

Ah yes, humans and their infamously broken racial ability 'sweating'...

 

[arls120]

I just change some things about brint and that you can fuck his father even if you keep him as a man ...... why would you leave him as a man if you can't do nothing with him?

In the centaurs the option to finally fuck their boss if you don't kill him. But they really made me laugh a lot of your ideas would be really interesting.

 

[arls120]

I was drunk and bored yesterday, so I came up with a """Changelog""", of what I'd change in the game to fit my tastes and become the game I'd like it to be. Feel free to give opinions. My mind is set on these things, but maybe someone making a mod in the future may take a few of these as an inspiration, even if they disagree. And no, I am not making a mod or anything, because I don't know how to. If I would, I would do.

I just change some things about brint and that you can fuck his father even if you keep him as a man ...... why would you leave him as a man if you can't do nothing with him?

In the centaurs the option to finally fuck their boss if you don't kill him. But they really made me laugh a lot of your ideas would be really interesting.

 

[Deviton123]

Ah yes, humans and their infamously broken racial ability 'sweating'...

 

[Quintilus]

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[Kodek]

I want to point out that i yet have found one of Tobs writing that i actually can FORCE myself to be interested just for the sake of knowing what is going on. I liked Kyoko only at the beggining of the game because of lack of content. I hate the foxes questline and nearly all the characters that are involved in it and i hate that he didn't let us have cute family moments with Kinu because he wanted to fuck her himself and not let anyone else do it because of course everyone else wanted to do it too... so many self-insert... at least we have another daughter we can maybe dot on more.

Literally i have YET to complete the foxes questline after all this time because of how boring it is. If the rest of the writers/artists actually cared about the game JUST a little bit, we would have more content to play instead of seeing Tobs go to hell and back in his self-insert fanficitions about how much of deep fucker he is. Now i will return to lurk and wait for enough updates to actually bring myself to play it... maybe in some years.

 

[mrttao]

He seriously thinks that his content is divisive because he's this "nasty-minded psychic vampire" (his actual fucking words btw) that breaks convention and refuses to "appeal to the lowest common denominator". Making players that wade through his stories "ask deeper questions" by offending their sensibilities.

wow... does he not realize that being a psychic vampire is a bad thing?
It literally means you are a shit person nobody wants to be around.

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Psychic vampires, also known as energy vampires, are emotionally immature individuals who drain the time and energy from those around them. They are usually highly self-interested and lack empathy. The relationships they form are largely self serving. You can deal with psychic vampires by identifying psychic vampires in your life, setting firm boundaries with these people, and working on your own sense of self esteem and self worth.

... we should probably find a better name for those kind of people
since they think "vampires are cool". instead of "I am such a shit person, maybe I should stop doing that"
... like, maybe call them "loathsome dung eaters" or something?

 

[MoneyMan181]

Petition to have unique scenes exclusive to humans because we would inherently be better at marathon fucking than the furries.