Kill Rachel, behead Rachel, roundhouse kick Rachel into the concrete, slam dunk Rachel into the trash can, crucify Rachel, defecate into Rachel food, launch Rachel into the sun, stir fry Rachel in a wok, toss Rachel into active volcanoes, urinate into Rachel gas tank, Judo throw Rachel into a wood chipper, twist Rachels heads off, report Rachel to the IRS, karate chop Rachel in half, curb stomp Rachel, trap Rachel in quicksand, Crush Rachel in the trash compactor, liquify Rachel in a vat of acid, eat Rachel, dissect Rachel, exterminate Rachel in the gas chamber, stomp Rachel skull with steel-toed boots, cremate Rachel in the oven, lobotomize Rachel, fprce Rachel into numerous abortions, grind Rachel fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown Rachel in fried chicken grease, vaporize Rachel with a raygun, kick Rachel down the stairs, feed Rachel to alligators, slice Rachel with a katana.